|America and North Korea both have a Nuclear button, but since it's men trying to find it, we're probably safe!|
|What kind of bees make milk?|
|Girlfriend: Do these pants make my ass look fat?|
Boyfriend: No... but they make your camel toe look like a club foot!
|Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho?|
Boss: ➰ 〰
Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir?
Boss: Jhaant Barabar!
|May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the arse of anyone who fucks up your new year and may their arms be too smart to scratch it.|
All the best for 2018!
|Don't make jokes on boobs they are already D-pressed!|
|What did I learn today?|
If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier!
|From Sucking at Sex to Sucksex - may you complete this journey in the New Year!|
|"Planes, trains and go fuck yourself": A practical guide to long distance dating!|
|How people motivate you in India?|
"Kya Hua Fatt Gayi"!