• A woman went to a doctor and told him, `Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.`<br/>
Doctor: What are you taking for it?<br/>
Woman: Pepper!Upload to Facebook
    A woman went to a doctor and told him, "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
    Doctor: What are you taking for it?
    Woman: Pepper!
  • Rajesh: Hi Reema.<br/>
Reema: Hi Rajes.<br/>
Rajesh: It's not Rajes it's Rajesh, it has an extra H in it.<br/>
Reema: What difference does a single H make?<br/>
Rajesh grabs her waist, pulls her closer and asks, `Ab Bataa, Chhodu ya Chodu?Upload to Facebook
    Rajesh: Hi Reema.
    Reema: Hi Rajes.
    Rajesh: It's not Rajes it's Rajesh, it has an extra H in it.
    Reema: What difference does a single H make?
    Rajesh grabs her waist, pulls her closer and asks, "Ab Bataa, Chhodu ya Chodu?
  • Husband is praying before going to bed.<br/>
Wife: What are you praying for?<br/>
Husband: For guidance.<br/>
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!Upload to Facebook
    Husband is praying before going to bed.
    Wife: What are you praying for?
    Husband: For guidance.
    Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!
  • A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, `Bring me a beer.`<br/>
The bartender then asks, `Anheuser-Busch?`<br/>
To which she replies, `Fine thanks, and how's your cock?`Upload to Facebook
    A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."
    The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"
    To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"
  • What is the definition of making love?<br/>
Something a woman does while a guy is shagging her!Upload to Facebook
    What is the definition of making love?
    Something a woman does while a guy is shagging her!
  • Husband: Want a quickie?<br/>
Wife: As opposed to what?Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Want a quickie?
    Wife: As opposed to what?
  • Where do you get virgin wool from?<br/>
Ugly Sheep!Upload to Facebook
    Where do you get virgin wool from?
    Ugly Sheep!
  • What do puppies and near-sighted gynecologists have in common?<br/>
Wet Noses!Upload to Facebook
    What do puppies and near-sighted gynecologists have in common?
    Wet Noses!
  • I'm so single that the only thing I turn on each night is my alarm!Upload to Facebook
    I'm so single that the only thing I turn on each night is my alarm!
  • Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!