• If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.<br/>
If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
    If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.
    If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
  • Bahut Dino Se Ek Sawal Mujhe Pareshan Kar Raha Hai Ki Agar Daakiya Daak Lekar Aata Hai Toh Chutiye Chut Lekar Kyon Nahi Aate!
    Bahut Dino Se Ek Sawal Mujhe Pareshan Kar Raha Hai Ki Agar Daakiya Daak Lekar Aata Hai Toh Chutiye Chut Lekar Kyon Nahi Aate!
  • Which person is completely opposite of Putin?<br/>
Nadal!
    Which person is completely opposite of Putin?
    Nadal!
  • Divorce Petition:<br/>

Judge: So you want a divorce from your husband for attacking you with a deadly weapon?<br/>
Wife: No. I want a divorce for attacking me every night with a dead weapon!
    Divorce Petition:
    Judge: So you want a divorce from your husband for attacking you with a deadly weapon?
    Wife: No. I want a divorce for attacking me every night with a dead weapon!
  • 'Kirloskar Pumps' have done the magic on saving the Thai children.<br/>
Indians have always excelled when it comes to pumping in Thailand!
    'Kirloskar Pumps' have done the magic on saving the Thai children.
    Indians have always excelled when it comes to pumping in Thailand!
  • A lesson from Thai Cave:<br/>
When you see a hole, don't simply go in!
    A lesson from Thai Cave:
    When you see a hole, don't simply go in!
  • English Newspaper Headlines:<br/>
We must say sorry to gays.<br/>
~ Pope. <br/><br/>

Punjabi Paper Headlines:<br/>
`POPE NE GAANDUAN TO MANGI MAAFI`!
    English Newspaper Headlines:
    We must say sorry to gays.
    ~ Pope.

    Punjabi Paper Headlines:
    "POPE NE GAANDUAN TO MANGI MAAFI"!
  • The most tricky question asked by a girlfriend.<br/>
Meri Yaad Aane Par Khada Hota Hai Ya Khada Hone Par Meri Yaad Aati Hai?
    The most tricky question asked by a girlfriend.
    Meri Yaad Aane Par Khada Hota Hai Ya Khada Hone Par Meri Yaad Aati Hai?
  • Avoid being more romantic with your girlfriend in MONSOON...<br/>
Otherwise, she will become MOM SOON!
    Avoid being more romantic with your girlfriend in MONSOON...
    Otherwise, she will become MOM SOON!
  • India's love for the USA has reached its pinnacle.<br/>
Rupee touches 69 to Dollar!
    India's love for the USA has reached its pinnacle.
    Rupee touches 69 to Dollar!