|Aaj-Kal Ke Bachhe Blue Whale Khelne Ke Liye Mar Rahe Hain...|
Aur Hamare Zamane Mein Bachhe Blue Film Dekhne Ke Liye Marte The!
|Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?|
Girl: Because there is no time!
|Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any!|
|Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?|
Banta: Why do you think that?
Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!
|I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say "Thanks for coming"!|
|I bet the reason it's called 'Almond Milk' is because no one could ever say 'Nut Juice' and keep a straight face!|
|Musings of a dirty mind:|
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is!
|Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!|
|Men are like Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard!|
|A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, "All lawyers are assholes!" |
The man jumped to his feet and said, "Hey! I resent that!"
"Are you a lawyer?"
"No, I'm an asshole!"