• Aaj-Kal Ke Bachhe Blue Whale Khelne Ke Liye Mar Rahe Hain...<br/>
Aur Hamare Zamane Mein Bachhe Blue Film Dekhne Ke Liye Marte The!Upload to Facebook
    Aaj-Kal Ke Bachhe Blue Whale Khelne Ke Liye Mar Rahe Hain...
    Aur Hamare Zamane Mein Bachhe Blue Film Dekhne Ke Liye Marte The!
  • Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?<br/>
Girl: Because there is no time!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
    Girl: Because there is no time!
  • Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any!Upload to Facebook
    Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any!
  • Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?<br/>
Banta: Why do you think that?<br/>
Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?
    Banta: Why do you think that?
    Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!
  • I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say `Thanks for coming`!Upload to Facebook
    I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say "Thanks for coming"!
  • I bet the reason it's called 'Almond Milk' is because no one could ever say 'Nut Juice' and keep a straight face!Upload to Facebook
    I bet the reason it's called 'Almond Milk' is because no one could ever say 'Nut Juice' and keep a straight face!
  • Musings of a dirty mind:<br/>
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is!Upload to Facebook
    Musings of a dirty mind:
    Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is!
  • Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!Upload to Facebook
    Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!
  • Men are like Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard!Upload to Facebook
    Men are like Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard!
  • A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, `All lawyers are assholes!` <br/>
The man jumped to his feet and said, `Hey! I resent that!` <br/>
`Are you a lawyer?`<br/>
`No, I'm an asshole!`Upload to Facebook
    A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, "All lawyers are assholes!"
    The man jumped to his feet and said, "Hey! I resent that!"
    "Are you a lawyer?"
    "No, I'm an asshole!"
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