|The pussy is never yours, it's just your turn!|
|Never let your girlfriend herself a guy best friend because when you fight she goes and talks to him and soon the shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on!|
|What is a 3 two letter word that means 'small'?|
Is it in?
|How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?|
|Sometimes all we need is a hug... around the penis from a vagina!|
|The sex calendar:|
Imran Khan has become the first ever cricketer to complete a Hat-trick with Two Balls only!
|Troubles are like dicks, everybody thinks they got the biggest!|
|At 33 he quits smoking - Will Power|
At 43 he quits drinking - Will Power
At 53 he quits gambling - Will Power
At 63 he quits sex - Power Failure
|Agar Hum Gaand Ki Picture Ko Zoom In Karenge Toh Pixel Phatege Ki Gaand?|