|Husband: Want a quickie?|
Wife: As opposed to what?
|Where do you get virgin wool from?|
|What do puppies and near-sighted gynecologists have in common?|
|I'm so single that the only thing I turn on each night is my alarm!|
|Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!|
|There is no bad whisky, there are only some whiskys that aren't as good as others.|
Same can be said of girls!
|Banana is a fruit and Chutiya Banana is an art!|
|Why can't women play ice-hockey?|
They have to change their pads after every period!
|What's the definition of trust?|
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob!
|Friend: Diwali Pe Patake Mat Chhodna.|
Me: Bhai Koi Pategi Tabhi Toh Chodenge!