When you are watching porn and then your phone hits 5% and it basically turns into a race between your nut and your battery!
|A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs.|
What's the moral of the story?
Nothing! Just remember a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!
|When you count... it's push-ups!|
When you don't... it's sex!
|A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.|
An optimist is a man who hopes they are!
|A frustrated MBA fresher's Facebook update:|
After so many interviews, I've realized that prostitution is the only industry, that treats freshers like angels!
|Girl: What shall I wear tonight?|
Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see?
|The best thing about dating Dracula?|
The non-stop oral every month for a whole week!
|America and North Korea both have a Nuclear button, but since it's men trying to find it, we're probably safe!|
|What kind of bees make milk?|
|Girlfriend: Do these pants make my ass look fat?|
Boyfriend: No... but they make your camel toe look like a club foot!