• Men are like Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard!Upload to Facebook
    Men are like Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard!
  • A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, `All lawyers are assholes!` <br/>
The man jumped to his feet and said, `Hey! I resent that!` <br/>
`Are you a lawyer?`<br/>
`No, I'm an asshole!`Upload to Facebook
    A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, "All lawyers are assholes!"
    The man jumped to his feet and said, "Hey! I resent that!"
    "Are you a lawyer?"
    "No, I'm an asshole!"
  • If your payment is pending with your female client text her `send dues`. Chances are that you may get lucky if she misreads it!Upload to Facebook
    If your payment is pending with your female client text her "send dues". Chances are that you may get lucky if she misreads it!
  • Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are!Upload to Facebook
    Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are!
  • Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips!Upload to Facebook
    Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips!
  • An Australian asked a woman whether she would have sex with him. She refused.<br/>
`In that case, do you mind lying down while I have some?`Upload to Facebook
    An Australian asked a woman whether she would have sex with him. She refused.
    "In that case, do you mind lying down while I have some?"
  • Girl: I love kids.<br/>
Boy: I love the process!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I love kids.
    Boy: I love the process!
  • Border Par Jung Shuru Ho Gayi<br/>
Santa: Major Sahab Main Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga.<br/>
Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai, Paida Nahi Karne!Upload to Facebook
    Border Par Jung Shuru Ho Gayi
    Santa: Major Sahab Main Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga.
    Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai, Paida Nahi Karne!
  • Given the number of Godmen in the country and the incidents around them, the government should constitute a `Baba Regulatory Authority of India`.<br/>
BRA of India!Upload to Facebook
    Given the number of Godmen in the country and the incidents around them, the government should constitute a "Baba Regulatory Authority of India".
    BRA of India!
  • A drunken while kissing his girlfriend, `Darling your lips are very salty.` <br/>
Girl: Stupid stand up!Upload to Facebook
    A drunken while kissing his girlfriend, "Darling your lips are very salty."
    Girl: Stupid stand up!
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