|Girls in Bangkok are like a box of chocolates... you never know which one has nuts!|
|If you have sex and then abstain for 7 years, all your body cells will be replaced so you become a virgin again!|
|When you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 PM and 3:30 AM it is sex & when you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 AM and 3:30 PM It is SENSEX!|
|If the global Financial crisis continues, by the end of the year, only 2 banks will be operational.|
The Blood Bank and The Sperm Bank.
Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody Fucking Bank'!
|If I were a plastic surgeon...|
I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant!
|What is the smallest hotel in the world?|
The answer is 'Vagina Inn'
It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside!
|Boys, remember when we were in school we used to desperately wait for the period to get over...|
Well, nothing has changed ever since!
|Sec 497 - Vice is ok|
Sec 377 - Vice-versa is also OK!
|Gay-sex, not a crime!|
Adultery, not a crime !!
The public wanted Tax Exemption...
Govt granted Sex Exemption.
Well, it's advantage Government, now they can screw you irrespective of your sex or marital status!
|Kaun Banega Crorepati ₹ 1 crore final question.|
"When your wife goes to sleep, what does she wear?"
A - Pyjama Suit
B - Nighty
C - Underclothes
D - Nothing
Contestant: I want to phone a friend!