• It's 2018 ladies.<br/>
Treat your man right or another man will!
    It's 2018 ladies.
    Treat your man right or another man will!
  • Aaj Ka Gyan:<br/>
Tarakki Ki Raah Mein Rode Aaye Ya Na Aaye... Behen Ke Lode Zaroor Aayenge!
    Aaj Ka Gyan:
    Tarakki Ki Raah Mein Rode Aaye Ya Na Aaye... Behen Ke Lode Zaroor Aayenge!
  • Journalist: Shadi Karke Kya Matlab Niklega?<br/>
Priyanka Chopra: Niklega Niklega<br/>
Journalist: Wohi Toh Puch Rahi Hun Kya Matlab Niklega.<br/>
Priyanka Chopra: Wohi Toh Bata Rahi Hun Nick Lega!
    Journalist: Shadi Karke Kya Matlab Niklega?
    Priyanka Chopra: Niklega Niklega
    Journalist: Wohi Toh Puch Rahi Hun Kya Matlab Niklega.
    Priyanka Chopra: Wohi Toh Bata Rahi Hun Nick Lega!
  • As Rancho said in '3 Idiots'.<br/>
`Kaam Chuno Jise Karne Mein Tumhein Maza Aaye`.<br/>
Had everyone followed that while choosing their careers, many men would have been porn stars!
    As Rancho said in '3 Idiots'.
    "Kaam Chuno Jise Karne Mein Tumhein Maza Aaye".
    Had everyone followed that while choosing their careers, many men would have been porn stars!
  • Men are like shoelaces...<br/>
They enter many holes before they tie the knot!
    Men are like shoelaces...
    They enter many holes before they tie the knot!
  • Isn't it funny how a woman can argue nonstop for 3 hours but 2 minutes into a blowjob, and her jaw hurts!
    Isn't it funny how a woman can argue nonstop for 3 hours but 2 minutes into a blowjob, and her jaw hurts!
  • Aurgasm:<br/>
A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'?
    Aurgasm:
    A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'?
  • Just heard that Victoria's Secret launched a new bra called 'CROATIA'.<br/>
It has a lot of support, but no cup!
    Just heard that Victoria's Secret launched a new bra called 'CROATIA'.
    It has a lot of support, but no cup!
  • If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.<br/>
If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
    If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.
    If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
  • Bahut Dino Se Ek Sawal Mujhe Pareshan Kar Raha Hai Ki Agar Daakiya Daak Lekar Aata Hai Toh Chutiye Chut Lekar Kyon Nahi Aate!
    Bahut Dino Se Ek Sawal Mujhe Pareshan Kar Raha Hai Ki Agar Daakiya Daak Lekar Aata Hai Toh Chutiye Chut Lekar Kyon Nahi Aate!