• The pussy is never yours, it's just your turn!
    The pussy is never yours, it's just your turn!
  • Never let your girlfriend herself a guy best friend because when you fight she goes and talks to him and soon the shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on!
    Never let your girlfriend herself a guy best friend because when you fight she goes and talks to him and soon the shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on!
  • What is a 3 two letter word that means 'small'?<br/>
Is it in?
    What is a 3 two letter word that means 'small'?
    Is it in?
  • How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
    How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
  • Sometimes all we need is a hug... around the penis from a vagina!
    Sometimes all we need is a hug... around the penis from a vagina!
  • The sex calendar:<br/>
Moanday<br/>
Tongueday<br/>
Wetday<br/>
Thirstday<br/>
Freakday<br/>
Sexday<br/>
Suckday
    The sex calendar:
    Moanday
    Tongueday
    Wetday
    Thirstday
    Freakday
    Sexday
    Suckday
  • Amazing Fact:<br/>
Imran Khan has become the first ever cricketer to complete a Hat-trick with Two Balls only!
    Amazing Fact:
    Imran Khan has become the first ever cricketer to complete a Hat-trick with Two Balls only!
  • Troubles are like dicks, everybody thinks they got the biggest!
    Troubles are like dicks, everybody thinks they got the biggest!
  • At 33 he quits smoking - Will Power<br/>
At 43 he quits drinking - Will Power<br/>
At 53 he quits gambling - Will Power<br/>
At 63 he quits sex - Power Failure
    At 33 he quits smoking - Will Power
    At 43 he quits drinking - Will Power
    At 53 he quits gambling - Will Power
    At 63 he quits sex - Power Failure
  • Agar Hum Gaand Ki Picture Ko Zoom In Karenge Toh Pixel Phatege Ki Gaand?
    Agar Hum Gaand Ki Picture Ko Zoom In Karenge Toh Pixel Phatege Ki Gaand?