|Men are like Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard!|
|A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, "All lawyers are assholes!" |
The man jumped to his feet and said, "Hey! I resent that!"
"Are you a lawyer?"
"No, I'm an asshole!"
|If your payment is pending with your female client text her "send dues". Chances are that you may get lucky if she misreads it!|
|Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are!|
|Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips!|
|An Australian asked a woman whether she would have sex with him. She refused.|
"In that case, do you mind lying down while I have some?"
|Girl: I love kids.|
Boy: I love the process!
|Border Par Jung Shuru Ho Gayi|
Santa: Major Sahab Main Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga.
Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai, Paida Nahi Karne!
|Given the number of Godmen in the country and the incidents around them, the government should constitute a "Baba Regulatory Authority of India".|
BRA of India!
|A drunken while kissing his girlfriend, "Darling your lips are very salty." |
Girl: Stupid stand up!