|Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked?|
Wife: That I married you for your money!
|5 missed calls from your girlfriend, means...|
You missed a good fuck!
5 missed calls from your wife,
You are fucked!
|Of course, men are like babies. The first sight of a nipple and they can't think of anything else!|
|Punjabi is the only language in the world where "Do not fuck" is called "Vagina"!|
|Why does Shahrukh Khan drink himself to death in Devdas?|
Ans: Any self-respecting man would do so if two women danced around him singing
"Dildo La Re, Dildo La Re"!
|There are two types of people:|
Jo Rose Dete Hain
Jo Roz Lete Hain!
|Masturbation is easy.|
Choosing a video is tough!
|Being fluent in English doesn't make you a better person, it just converts you from Chutiya to Asshole!|
When you're truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bother you, and no negativity or drama can touch you!
|After researchers found that women who jog without a bra get longer breasts, some men have started running without underwear!|