• Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked?<br/>
Wife: That I married you for your money!
    Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked?
    Wife: That I married you for your money!
  • 5 missed calls from your girlfriend, means...
    You missed a good fuck!

    5 missed calls from your wife,
    You are fucked!
  • Of course, men are like babies. The first sight of a nipple and they can't think of anything else!
  • Punjabi is the only language in the world where "Do not fuck" is called "Vagina"!
  • Why does Shahrukh Khan drink himself to death in Devdas?<br/>
Ans: Any self-respecting man would do so if two women danced around him singing<br/>
`Dildo La Re, Dildo La Re`!
    Why does Shahrukh Khan drink himself to death in Devdas?
    Ans: Any self-respecting man would do so if two women danced around him singing
    "Dildo La Re, Dildo La Re"!
  • There are two types of people:<br/>
Jo Rose Dete Hain<br/>
Jo Roz Lete Hain!
    There are two types of people:
    Jo Rose Dete Hain
    Jo Roz Lete Hain!
  • Masturbation is easy.<br/>
Choosing a video is tough!
    Masturbation is easy.
    Choosing a video is tough!
  • Being fluent in English doesn't make you a better person, it just converts you from Chutiya to Asshole!
    Being fluent in English doesn't make you a better person, it just converts you from Chutiya to Asshole!
  • Unfuckwithable (adj.)<br/>
When you're truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bother you, and no negativity or drama can touch you!
    Unfuckwithable (adj.)
    When you're truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bother you, and no negativity or drama can touch you!
  • After researchers found that women who jog without a bra get longer breasts, some men have started running without underwear!
    After researchers found that women who jog without a bra get longer breasts, some men have started running without underwear!