• Bhai, Aggar Hath Ras Se Fursat Mil Jaye Toh Dettol Se Haath Dhokar 1-2 message Kar Dia Karo!
    Bhai, Aggar Hath Ras Se Fursat Mil Jaye Toh Dettol Se Haath Dhokar 1-2 message Kar Dia Karo!
  • Sex Kar Lene Ke Baad<br/>
Boy: Jaaneman, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya Bachha Kehti Hai.<br/>
Girl: Meri Choot Ke Aashiq - Madrchod, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya AIDS Kehti Hai!
    Sex Kar Lene Ke Baad
    Boy: Jaaneman, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya Bachha Kehti Hai.
    Girl: Meri Choot Ke Aashiq - Madrchod, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya AIDS Kehti Hai!
  • Happiness is like an orgasm.<br />
It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it!
    Happiness is like an orgasm.
    It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it!
  • SIX Ya SEX...<br />

Utha Ke Maaro To SIX...<br />
Leta Ke Maaro To SEX...<br />

Bahar Geya To SIX...<br />
Andar Geya To SEX...<br />

Dono Haath Upar To SIX...<br />
Dono Pair Upar To SEX!
    SIX Ya SEX...
    Utha Ke Maaro To SIX...
    Leta Ke Maaro To SEX...
    Bahar Geya To SIX...
    Andar Geya To SEX...
    Dono Haath Upar To SIX...
    Dono Pair Upar To SEX!
  • Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?<br />
Pappu: 6 girls.<br />
Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!
    Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?
    Pappu: 6 girls.
    Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!
  • Late night conversation:<br/>
Girl: Chal, Bye for now, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!<br/>
Boy: Papa Ko Bol Dheere Dheere Karein!<br/>
*Blocked*
    Late night conversation:
    Girl: Chal, Bye for now, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
    Boy: Papa Ko Bol Dheere Dheere Karein!
    *Blocked*
  • Everything happens for a reason,<br />
Except for things you fuck up by yourself!
    Everything happens for a reason,
    Except for things you fuck up by yourself!
  • Cricket WC 2015:
    Virat Kohli wants MCG to be renamed BCMCG!
  • Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!
    Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!
  • If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!
    If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!