• Old Man: How am I doing sweetie?
    Whore: About 3 Nots.
    Old Man: Whats 3 Nots?
    Whore: You're NOT hard, you're NOT in and you're NOT getting your money back!
  • Santa Ki Apni Patni Se Ladai Ho Gaye.
    Banta Ne Santa Ko Call Kiya: Happy Lohri, Bhai Mein Lohri Mana Raha Hu. Tu Kya Kar Raha Hai?
    Santa: Tu Lohri Mana Raha Hai... Mein Bhen Ki Lohri Ko Mana Raha Hu!
  • An English professor's wife leaves town for a few days. Having forgotten something, she returns to find him in bed with another woman.
    'Oh, my God!' She exclaims.
    'I'm surprised.'
    The professor tells her: 'Not quite darling...we are surprised. You are shocked.'
  • Height of planning!
    One day Pappu takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!
  • Girl: Kaisa hai?
    Boy: Lamba.
    *Blocked*
  • My girlfriend says I should use the term MAKE LOVE instead of FUCK.<br />
What the MAKE LOVE is she talking about?Upload to Facebook
    My girlfriend says I should use the term MAKE LOVE instead of FUCK.
    What the MAKE LOVE is she talking about?
  • Everything is made in China except for babies... they are made in Vachina!Upload to Facebook
    Everything is made in China except for babies... they are made in Vachina!
  • In PK, Aamir Khan gets all his knowledge of language from a prostitute and strangely does not know what condom is!Upload to Facebook
    In PK, Aamir Khan gets all his knowledge of language from a prostitute and strangely does not know what condom is!
  • Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest 

of it is!Upload to Facebook
    Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is!
  • If I had sex as often as I get screwed I'd be very happy!