• The weather is behaving like some Indian Women. Hot... but refusing to get Wet!
    The weather is behaving like some Indian Women. Hot... but refusing to get Wet!
  • Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!
    Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!
  • I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart!
  • Sex is like Maths.<br />

Add the bed;<br />
Subtract the clothes;<br />
Divide the legs;<br />
And pray to God, you don't multiply!
    Sex is like Maths.
    Add the bed;
    Subtract the clothes;
    Divide the legs;
    And pray to God, you don't multiply!
  • Sunny Leone: Meri next Hindi Movie horror hai... Main Sab Ko Dara Ke Rakh Dungi.<br>
Pappu: Darr Toh Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaayein!
    Sunny Leone: Meri next Hindi Movie horror hai... Main Sab Ko Dara Ke Rakh Dungi.
    Pappu: Darr Toh Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaayein!
  • Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Hui, To Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha
    Dost: "Kaho Pathan Sahab, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?"
    Pathan Khush Hote Hue, "Amma Kya Bataye, Pahli Baar Kisi Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Teen Bar Muth Maari!"
  • Behind every Auto rickshaw guy who tells you - `Nahi Jayega` is his wife who has told him the same thing the previous night!
    Behind every Auto rickshaw guy who tells you - `Nahi Jayega" is his wife who has told him the same thing the previous night!
  • Sex is good, sex is funny;<br>

Many people fuck for money;<br>

But if you think sex is funny;<br>

Fuck yourself and save your money!
    Sex is good, sex is funny;
    Many people fuck for money;
    But if you think sex is funny;
    Fuck yourself and save your money!
  • Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met.<br />
Girl: You just wanna fuck me?<br />
Boy: Wow and smart too!
    Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met.
    Girl: You just wanna fuck me?
    Boy: Wow and smart too!
  • A man is as young as the woman he feels!
    A man is as young as the woman he feels!