• Girlfriend: Yeh Kya? Condom Kaha Hai?
    Boyfriend: Surprise - Aaj Bina Condom Ke Hi Karenge...
    Girlfriend: Madarchod, Agar 9 Mahine Baad Main Surprise Dungi To Lawde Jaisi Shakal Mat Banana!
  • Why are hangovers better than women?<br />
Hangovers go away!
    Why are hangovers better than women?
    Hangovers go away!
  • Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
    It's because their balls fall over their butt-hole which cause a vapour lock!
  • You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?
    Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!
  • A boyfriend and a girlfriend watching porn.
    Girlfriend: Did you see that? It's so disgusting!
    Boyfriend: What?
    Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!
  • Girl: Kya Kehna Tha Tumhein Jaan?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Boy: What if L of Lucknow is replaced by F?
  • How do you know when your wife is really dead?<br/>
Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger!
    How do you know when your wife is really dead?
    Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger!
  • What would happen if the pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
    We would eat pussy every thanksgiving!
    Happy Thanksgiving!
  • My wife suggested we have coffee at home to save money. If she's really serious about saving money, she should give me sex at home!
    My wife suggested we have coffee at home to save money. If she's really serious about saving money, she should give me sex at home!
  • Girl: I want to breakup with you. Don't ever call me, you asshole. Fuck off!<br />
Boy: Arre main busy tha, new Lamborghini Aventador li hai maine!<br />
Girl: Awwww! My Jaanu! So cute! Kab li? Kahan hai? Baby meet me na please...<br />
Boy: Mobile pe li, NFS khelte huye unlock ki.<br />
Girl: Behen ke Laude!
    Girl: I want to breakup with you. Don't ever call me, you asshole. Fuck off!
    Boy: Arre main busy tha, new Lamborghini Aventador li hai maine!
    Girl: Awwww! My Jaanu! So cute! Kab li? Kahan hai? Baby meet me na please...
    Boy: Mobile pe li, NFS khelte huye unlock ki.
    Girl: Behen ke Laude!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT