• For all my 40 + nearing  friends... <br />

There's no reason to fear Menopause! <br />

It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!!<br />

The Cock still enjoys!
    For all my 40 + nearing friends...
    There's no reason to fear Menopause!
    It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!!
    The Cock still enjoys!
  • A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you `I'm drunk and horny` - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying `I'm fucking delicious`!
    A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you "I'm drunk and horny" - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying "I'm fucking delicious"!
  • Men:<br/> 

A species that loves Jack Daniels,<br/> 

Jacking off and Denials!
    Men:
    A species that loves Jack Daniels,
    Jacking off and Denials!
  • 69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. If I'm going down you're coming with me!
    69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. If I'm going down you're coming with me!
  • Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!
    Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!
  • What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?<br/>
A lesbian with a hard-on!
    What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
    A lesbian with a hard-on!
  • FUCKर है मुझे खुद पे कि मैं ASSलीलता नाम की GANDगी से कोसों दूर हूँ।
    मैं तो ASSलील लोगों की SUCKल देखना भी पाप समझता हूँ,
    और मैं GANDe CHOOTक्ले भी नहीं सुनता।
  • I decided to go for a jog today. As I set off, I heard clapping behind me. Then I realised, it was my butt cheeks cheering me on!
    I decided to go for a jog today. As I set off, I heard clapping behind me. Then I realised, it was my butt cheeks cheering me on!
  • The difference between me and mosquito is,<br/>
a mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it!
    The difference between me and mosquito is,
    a mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it!
  • Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.<br />
Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
    Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.
    Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?