|Girlfriend: Yeh Kya? Condom Kaha Hai?|
Boyfriend: Surprise - Aaj Bina Condom Ke Hi Karenge...
Girlfriend: Madarchod, Agar 9 Mahine Baad Main Surprise Dungi To Lawde Jaisi Shakal Mat Banana!
|Why are hangovers better than women?|
Hangovers go away!
|Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?|
It's because their balls fall over their butt-hole which cause a vapour lock!
|You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?|
Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!
|A boyfriend and a girlfriend watching porn.|
Girlfriend: Did you see that? It's so disgusting!
Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!
|Girl: Kya Kehna Tha Tumhein Jaan?|
Boy: What if L of Lucknow is replaced by F?
|How do you know when your wife is really dead?|
Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger!
|What would happen if the pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?|
We would eat pussy every thanksgiving!
|My wife suggested we have coffee at home to save money. If she's really serious about saving money, she should give me sex at home!|
|Girl: I want to breakup with you. Don't ever call me, you asshole. Fuck off!|
Boy: Arre main busy tha, new Lamborghini Aventador li hai maine!
Girl: Awwww! My Jaanu! So cute! Kab li? Kahan hai? Baby meet me na please...
Boy: Mobile pe li, NFS khelte huye unlock ki.
Girl: Behen ke Laude!