|Old Man: How am I doing sweetie?|
Whore: About 3 Nots.
Old Man: Whats 3 Nots?
Whore: You're NOT hard, you're NOT in and you're NOT getting your money back!
|Santa Ki Apni Patni Se Ladai Ho Gaye.|
Banta Ne Santa Ko Call Kiya: Happy Lohri, Bhai Mein Lohri Mana Raha Hu. Tu Kya Kar Raha Hai?
Santa: Tu Lohri Mana Raha Hai... Mein Bhen Ki Lohri Ko Mana Raha Hu!
|An English professor's wife leaves town for a few days. Having forgotten something, she returns to find him in bed with another woman.|
'Oh, my God!' She exclaims.
The professor tells her: 'Not quite darling...we are surprised. You are shocked.'
|Height of planning!|
One day Pappu takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!
|Girl: Kaisa hai?|
|My girlfriend says I should use the term MAKE LOVE instead of FUCK.|
What the MAKE LOVE is she talking about?
|Everything is made in China except for babies... they are made in Vachina!|
|In PK, Aamir Khan gets all his knowledge of language from a prostitute and strangely does not know what condom is!|
|Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is!|
|If I had sex as often as I get screwed I'd be very happy!|