• One single word screwed up my relationship. <br/>
I wrote to her, `Jab Tak Tera Bharosa Hai, Apna Relation Chalta Rahega`. <br/>
`Bharosa` was mistyped.
Yes, you are thinking right!
    One single word screwed up my relationship.
    I wrote to her, "Jab Tak Tera Bharosa Hai, Apna Relation Chalta Rahega".
    "Bharosa" was mistyped. Yes, you are thinking right!
  • Roses are Red <br/>
Durex is Blue <br/>
Use protection this  Valentine's or you'll have to celebrate  Children's Day too!
    Roses are Red
    Durex is Blue
    Use protection this Valentine's or you'll have to celebrate Children's Day too!
  • In a hotel in London:<br/>
The room service boy knocks on the door, and says `Here are your Pringles, Sir.`<br/>
The Arab guest looks at the box of potato chips for a few minutes appearing totally confused. Finally, he says, `Wallah Habibi, I said Bring Girls.`
    In a hotel in London:
    The room service boy knocks on the door, and says "Here are your Pringles, Sir."
    The Arab guest looks at the box of potato chips for a few minutes appearing totally confused. Finally, he says, "Wallah Habibi, I said Bring Girls."
  • Gentlemen give their jacket to girls when they're cold because no one wants a blowjob from a girl when her teeth are chattering!
    Gentlemen give their jacket to girls when they're cold because no one wants a blowjob from a girl when her teeth are chattering!
  • What did one saggy boob say to another saggy boob?<br/>
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we are nuts!
    What did one saggy boob say to another saggy boob?
    If we don't get some support soon, people will think we are nuts!
  • Since 3 days now I haven't gone to work my neighbour cheated on his wife and she got angry and I heard her shouting at him that she will also have sex with all the neighbours. <br/> <br/>

I'm still here waiting for my turn but nothing! Why are these women liars?
    Since 3 days now I haven't gone to work my neighbour cheated on his wife and she got angry and I heard her shouting at him that she will also have sex with all the neighbours.

    I'm still here waiting for my turn but nothing! Why are these women liars?
  • What is the difference between guilt and shame?<br/>
It's a guilt to sleep with another woman but It's a shame to miss the opportunity!
    What is the difference between guilt and shame?
    It's a guilt to sleep with another woman but It's a shame to miss the opportunity!
  • A man appeared in an interview:<br/>
Interviewer: What is your strength?<br/>
Man: My wife.<br/>
Interviewer: Wow! What is your weakness?<br/>
Man: Others' wives!
    A man appeared in an interview:
    Interviewer: What is your strength?
    Man: My wife.
    Interviewer: Wow! What is your weakness?
    Man: Others' wives!
  • Fasterbating:<br/>
When you are watching porn and then your phone hits 5% and it basically turns into a race between your nut and your battery!
    Fasterbating:
    When you are watching porn and then your phone hits 5% and it basically turns into a race between your nut and your battery!
  • A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs.<br/>
What's the moral of the story?<br/>
Nothing! Just remember a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!
    A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs.
    What's the moral of the story?
    Nothing! Just remember a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!