The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find!
|Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.|
She said, "Fuck you".
So I'm pretty excited for 2019!
There was a fire in a brothel.
Some came out running, some ran out coming!
|Porn ban in India:|
As I had said before, No Achhe Din and now No Achhi Raat.
No wonder people are gravitating towards the Hand!
|Men are less complicated. They think, love & urinate from the same place!|
|What do you call a person who begs for sex?|
|Lady to Doctor: When I was unmarried, I had 6 abortions. Now I am married but can't get pregnant.|
Doctor: You are a "Wild Bird" you can't breed in a ZOO!
|Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?|
Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
|Principal: Keep your son under proper control.|
Santa: What happened, sir?
Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity!
|Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.|
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!