• Bisexual (adj.)<br/>
The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find!
    Bisexual (adj.)
    The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find!
  • Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.<br/>
She said, `Fuck you`.<br/>
So I'm pretty excited for 2019!
    Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.
    She said, "Fuck you".
    So I'm pretty excited for 2019!
  • Breaking News:<br/>
There was a fire in a brothel.<br/>
Some came out running, some ran out coming!
    Breaking News:
    There was a fire in a brothel.
    Some came out running, some ran out coming!
  • Porn ban in India:<br/>
As I had said before, No Achhe Din and now No Achhi Raat.<br/>
No wonder people are gravitating towards the Hand!<br/>
#AssemblyElections2018
    Porn ban in India:
    As I had said before, No Achhe Din and now No Achhi Raat.
    No wonder people are gravitating towards the Hand!
    #AssemblyElections2018
  • Men are less complicated. They think, love & urinate from the same place!
    Men are less complicated. They think, love & urinate from the same place!
  • What do you call a person who begs for sex?<br/>
A Fuckeer!
    What do you call a person who begs for sex?
    A Fuckeer!
  • Lady to Doctor: When I was unmarried, I had 6 abortions. Now I am married but can't get pregnant.<br/>
Doctor: You are a `Wild Bird` you can't breed in a ZOO!
    Lady to Doctor: When I was unmarried, I had 6 abortions. Now I am married but can't get pregnant.
    Doctor: You are a "Wild Bird" you can't breed in a ZOO!
  • Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?<br/>
Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
    Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
    Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
  • Principal: Keep your son under proper control.<br/>
Santa: What happened, sir? <br/>
Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity!
    Principal: Keep your son under proper control.
    Santa: What happened, sir?
    Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity!
  • Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.<br/>
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?<br/>
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
    Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.
    Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
    Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!