• After having sex with a girl, there's nothing worse than looking down to see a split, leaking condom hanging off the end of your dick, particularly when you weren't wearing one to start with!Upload to Facebook
    After having sex with a girl, there's nothing worse than looking down to see a split, leaking condom hanging off the end of your dick, particularly when you weren't wearing one to start with!
  • Women just don't like me.<br/>
When I called one of those phone sex lines, the woman said she had a headache!Upload to Facebook
    Women just don't like me.
    When I called one of those phone sex lines, the woman said she had a headache!
  • #RamRahim verdict clearly demonstrates the consequences of putting your Love Charger in someone else's cell phones!Upload to Facebook
    #RamRahim verdict clearly demonstrates the consequences of putting your Love Charger in someone else's cell phones!
  • Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude.<br/>
Boy: Then show me some more attitude!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude.
    Boy: Then show me some more attitude!
  • How can you tell when a blonde is dating?<br/>
By the buckle print on her forehead!Upload to Facebook
    How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
    By the buckle print on her forehead!
  • Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.<br/>
Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.
    Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti!
  • Heart touching lines by a girlfriend.<br/>
`Mere Boobs Ka Size Badal Ke Kahin Tum Na Badal Jana!`Upload to Facebook
    Heart touching lines by a girlfriend.
    "Mere Boobs Ka Size Badal Ke Kahin Tum Na Badal Jana!"
  • Dog: I am man's best friend.<br/>
Cat: I am man's best friend.<br/>
Dog: He even named one of his teeth (canine) after me.<br/>
Cat: Oh yeah? You're so not going to win this one!Upload to Facebook
    Dog: I am man's best friend.
    Cat: I am man's best friend.
    Dog: He even named one of his teeth (canine) after me.
    Cat: Oh yeah? You're so not going to win this one!
  • I believe in love at first sight but cheap people call it...<br/>
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Erection! Upload to Facebook
    I believe in love at first sight but cheap people call it...
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    Erection!
  • While chatting:<br/>
Guy: Do you fuck?<br/>
Girl: Excuse me?<br/>
Guy: Do you fuck?<br/>
Girl: Shut up, you asshole.<br/>
Guy: Stupid auto-correct in my phone, I am so sorry.<br/>
Girl: I'm sorry too. And it's okay... but what did you mean to ask anyway?<br/>
Guy: Do you suck?<br/>
Girl: Teri Maa Ka Bhosda, Madarchod!Upload to Facebook
    While chatting:
    Guy: Do you fuck?
    Girl: Excuse me?
    Guy: Do you fuck?
    Girl: Shut up, you asshole.
    Guy: Stupid auto-correct in my phone, I am so sorry.
    Girl: I'm sorry too. And it's okay... but what did you mean to ask anyway?
    Guy: Do you suck?
    Girl: Teri Maa Ka Bhosda, Madarchod!
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