|What did I learn today?|
If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier!
|From Sucking at Sex to Sucksex - may you complete this journey in the New Year!|
|"Planes, trains and go fuck yourself": A practical guide to long distance dating!|
|How people motivate you in India?|
"Kya Hua Fatt Gayi"!
|Be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your fucking shine!|
|A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, a Hindu, a Pagan and an atheist all walk into a coffee shop.|
And they talk, laugh, joke, sing, drink coffee and become good friends.
It's not a joke. It's what happens when you're not an asshole!
|What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?|
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
|Boy: Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long.|
Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it!
|Self driving cars are going to raise sex to a whole other level!|
Morning: Two Eggs with Milk
Evening: Two Pegs with Chips
Night: Two Legs with Hips
Enjoy these Tips!