• How is a woman like a laxative?<br />
They both irritate the shit out of you!Upload to Facebook
    How is a woman like a laxative?
    They both irritate the shit out of you!
  • Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it!Upload to Facebook
    Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it!
  • Banta: Pajji, how to get twins?
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    Santa: Have sex during happy hours!
  • Apple CEO Tim Cook says he is proud to be a Gay ... That's why there's a bending problem in iPhone 6!Upload to Facebook
    Apple CEO Tim Cook says he is proud to be a Gay ... That's why there's a bending problem in iPhone 6!
  • The whole world is crazy about Apple;
    And their own CEO is crazy about Bananas!
  • Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!
  • Why is life like a penis?
    Because when it's soft it's hard to beat... but when it's hard you get screwed!
  • If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?<br />
Divorce proceedings, most likely!
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    If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
    Divorce proceedings, most likely!
  • Girl calls Boy: Ghar Pe Koi Nai Hai. Aa Jaao, Aish Karenge.
    Boy (shocked): Abhi To Tere Saath 2 Baar Kar Ke Lauta Hu?
    Girl: Oh, Sorry Phir Se Tumhe Hi Lag Gaya!
  • Girlfriend ne Boyfriend ke Shoulder Par Sar Rakh ke Puchha: Tum Mujhe Kab Tak Apne Shoulder Par Sar Rakhne Doge?<br/>

Boyfriend: Jab Tak Teri Tangen Apne Shoulder Par Rakh Na loon!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend ne Boyfriend ke Shoulder Par Sar Rakh ke Puchha: Tum Mujhe Kab Tak Apne Shoulder Par Sar Rakhne Doge?
    Boyfriend: Jab Tak Teri Tangen Apne Shoulder Par Rakh Na loon!
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