|Dedicated to all my friends for 14th Feb...|
Honge Tum Kisi Ke "Jaanu', "Baby", "Sweetheart", "Shona", "Babu", "Bachha" etc etc...
Hamare Liye Toh Tum Gaandu The... Laude ho... Aur Chutiye Hi Rahoge.
|Universally, there are 3 kinds of responses:|
3. May Be
India has a 4th kind:
|Are your legs made of Nutella?|
Because I'd like to spread them!
|Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test.|
Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids!
|Remove negativity from your mind.|
If you change 'na' to 'ya', even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'!
|Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hilary Clinton's run for President,|
"I will not vote for Hilary Clinton. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth."
|A smile to put you on high,|
A kiss to set your soul alright,
Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
|You're too hot. Let me blow you!|
|Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.|
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
|A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass!|