• HR: What is your weakness?
    HE: I'm very short tempered.
    HR: Explain?
    HE: I can't.
    HR: Please explain.
    HE: Bhenchod... Bar-Bar Ek Hi Baat!
  • Men look at a woman's behind and go - `Wow! what an ass!`<br />
Woman look at a man's face and think the same!
    Men look at a woman's behind and go - "Wow! what an ass!"
    Woman look at a man's face and think the same!
  • To stay slim, healthy and happy, have an ORGASM everyday.
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    O: Oil free food.
    R: Ripe fruits.
    G: Grilled vegetables.
    A: All wheat bread
    S: Salt-free food.
    M: Morning Exercise
    What you thought also works!
  • Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?<br />

Santa: By having sex during happy hours!
    Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?
    Santa: By having sex during happy hours!
  • Pappu: Papa Result Aa Geya. Fail Ho Geya Main.
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    Santa: Bhosdi Ke Bathroom Mein Hi Haath Chala Sakta Hai Tu, Exam Mein Nahi!
  • Don't argue with women;
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    Sex is more important then ego!
  • The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive.<br />

And in the second month, he 'raised' the incentive!
    The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive.
    And in the second month, he 'raised' the incentive!
  • Girl to Boy: Tum Kitne Bhai Behan Ho?
    Boy: 6
    Girl: Kyon Maa Baap Ko Koi Kaam Nahi Tha Kya?
    Boy: Tum Kitne Ho?
    Girl: 1
    Boy: Kyon Baap Mein Dum Nahi Tha Kya?
  • Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them!
    Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them!
  • A princess meets a talking frog.
    Princess: Do I kiss you to make you a handsome prince?
    Frog: Babe, that was my grandfather's time. I need a blow job!