|How is a woman like a laxative?|
They both irritate the shit out of you!
|Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it!|
|Banta: Pajji, how to get twins? |
Santa: Have sex during happy hours!
|Apple CEO Tim Cook says he is proud to be a Gay ... That's why there's a bending problem in iPhone 6!|
|The whole world is crazy about Apple;|
And their own CEO is crazy about Bananas!
|Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!|
|Why is life like a penis?|
Because when it's soft it's hard to beat... but when it's hard you get screwed!
|If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?|
Divorce proceedings, most likely!
|Girl calls Boy: Ghar Pe Koi Nai Hai. Aa Jaao, Aish Karenge.|
Boy (shocked): Abhi To Tere Saath 2 Baar Kar Ke Lauta Hu?
Girl: Oh, Sorry Phir Se Tumhe Hi Lag Gaya!
|Girlfriend ne Boyfriend ke Shoulder Par Sar Rakh ke Puchha: Tum Mujhe Kab Tak Apne Shoulder Par Sar Rakhne Doge?|
Boyfriend: Jab Tak Teri Tangen Apne Shoulder Par Rakh Na loon!