• Love me slow but love me a bit more;
    Love me so much that I am never soar;
    I love yo so that you never get bore;
    Now come on honey let's get on all fours!
  • Raat Ko Aap Peg Marte Ho;<br/>
Subah Peg Aapki Marta Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Raat Ko Aap Peg Marte Ho;
    Subah Peg Aapki Marta Hai!
  • You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?
    Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!
  • Why do women have breasts?<br />
So men will talk to them!Upload to Facebook
    Why do women have breasts?
    So men will talk to them!
  • On the 1st night after marriage:<br />
Wife: Please, let's spend our 1st night 'Understanding' each other.<br />
Husband: Darling, something 'Under' is already 'Standing' for you!

Men will be MEN.Upload to Facebook
    On the 1st night after marriage:
    Wife: Please, let's spend our 1st night 'Understanding' each other.
    Husband: Darling, something 'Under' is already 'Standing' for you! Men will be MEN.
  • A couple had a fight.<br />
Husband: I feel like informing everybody that you are useless.<br />
Wife: Rehne do... I will myself inform everybody that I am used less!Upload to Facebook
    A couple had a fight.
    Husband: I feel like informing everybody that you are useless.
    Wife: Rehne do... I will myself inform everybody that I am used less!
  • Today is "World Piles Day".
    Get yourself examined thoroughly. If you don't have piles, celebrate
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    for being the perfect Asshole!
  • Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to unless you're in Prison!
  • Girlfriend: Yeh Kya? Condom Kaha Hai?
    Boyfriend: Surprise - Aaj Bina Condom Ke Hi Karenge...
    Girlfriend: Madarchod, Agar 9 Mahine Baad Main Surprise Dungi To Lawde Jaisi Shakal Mat Banana!
  • Why are hangovers better than women?<br />
Hangovers go away!Upload to Facebook
    Why are hangovers better than women?
    Hangovers go away!