|Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them!|
|A princess meets a talking frog.|
Princess: Do I kiss you to make you a handsome prince?
Frog: Babe, that was my grandfather's time. I need a blow job!
|The weather is behaving like some Indian Women. Hot... but refusing to get Wet!|
|Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!|
|I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart!|
|Sex is like Maths.|
Add the bed;
Subtract the clothes;
Divide the legs;
And pray to God, you don't multiply!
|Sunny Leone: Meri next Hindi Movie horror hai... Main Sab Ko Dara Ke Rakh Dungi.|
Pappu: Darr Toh Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaayein!
|Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Hui, To Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha|
Dost: "Kaho Pathan Sahab, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?"
Pathan Khush Hote Hue, "Amma Kya Bataye, Pahli Baar Kisi Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Teen Bar Muth Maari!"
|Behind every Auto rickshaw guy who tells you - `Nahi Jayega" is his wife who has told him the same thing the previous night!|
|Sex is good, sex is funny;|
Many people fuck for money;
But if you think sex is funny;
Fuck yourself and save your money!