|Bhai, Aggar Hath Ras Se Fursat Mil Jaye Toh Dettol Se Haath Dhokar 1-2 message Kar Dia Karo!|
|Sex Kar Lene Ke Baad|
Boy: Jaaneman, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya Bachha Kehti Hai.
Girl: Meri Choot Ke Aashiq - Madrchod, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya AIDS Kehti Hai!
|Happiness is like an orgasm.|
It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it!
|SIX Ya SEX...|
Utha Ke Maaro To SIX...
Leta Ke Maaro To SEX...
Bahar Geya To SIX...
Andar Geya To SEX...
Dono Haath Upar To SIX...
Dono Pair Upar To SEX!
|Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?|
Pappu: 6 girls.
Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!
|Late night conversation:|
Girl: Chal, Bye for now, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
Boy: Papa Ko Bol Dheere Dheere Karein!
|Everything happens for a reason,|
Except for things you fuck up by yourself!
|Cricket WC 2015:|
Virat Kohli wants MCG to be renamed BCMCG!
|Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!|
|If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!|