|Love me slow but love me a bit more;|
Love me so much that I am never soar;
I love yo so that you never get bore;
Now come on honey let's get on all fours!
|Raat Ko Aap Peg Marte Ho;|
Subah Peg Aapki Marta Hai!
|You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?|
Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!
|Why do women have breasts?|
So men will talk to them!
|On the 1st night after marriage:|
Wife: Please, let's spend our 1st night 'Understanding' each other.
Husband: Darling, something 'Under' is already 'Standing' for you! Men will be MEN.
|A couple had a fight.|
Husband: I feel like informing everybody that you are useless.
Wife: Rehne do... I will myself inform everybody that I am used less!
|Today is "World Piles Day".|
Get yourself examined thoroughly. If you don't have piles, celebrate
for being the perfect Asshole!
|Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to unless you're in Prison!|
|Girlfriend: Yeh Kya? Condom Kaha Hai?|
Boyfriend: Surprise - Aaj Bina Condom Ke Hi Karenge...
Girlfriend: Madarchod, Agar 9 Mahine Baad Main Surprise Dungi To Lawde Jaisi Shakal Mat Banana!
|Why are hangovers better than women?|
Hangovers go away!