|Height of Planning:|
One day a boy takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!
|I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day and she kept yelling some other guy's name.|
Who the heck is Rape?
|In an interview with a MNC, I was asked how I view Lesbian relationships?|
Apparently "In HD" wasn't the right answer!
|Sab Bol Rahe The|
Dal Ke Aa...
Dal Ke Aa...
Dalne Geya Toh Dalne Nahi Diya...
Sirf Dabaa Ke Aana Pada!
|An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor.|
The old man asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"
The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."
|What did the left p*ssy lip say to the right p*ssy lip?|
"We used to be really tight until you let that d*ck come between us!
|Erection can wait. Election cannot!|
Use your finger wisely.
|An English professor's wife leaves town for a few days. Having forgotten something, she returns to find him in bed with another woman.|
'Oh, my God!' She exclaims.
The professor tells her: 'Not quite darling... we are surprised. You are shocked.'
|What's the definition of a menstrual period?|
A bloody waste of fucking time!
|Kahin Kaale-Gore Ladh Rahe Hain;|
Toh Kahin Hindu-Musalman.
Kahin Israel-Gaza Toh Kahin India-Pakistan.
Pyaar to Bhenchod Sirf Porn Mein Hi Reh Geya Hai!