• Dedicated to all my friends for 14th Feb...
    Honge Tum Kisi Ke "Jaanu', "Baby", "Sweetheart", "Shona", "Babu", "Bachha" etc etc...
    Hamare Liye Toh Tum Gaandu The... Laude ho... Aur Chutiye Hi Rahoge.
  • Universally, there are 3 kinds of responses:
    1. Yes
    2. No
    3. May Be
    India has a 4th kind:
    4. Lauda
  • Are your legs made of Nutella?<br />
Because I'd like to spread them!
    Are your legs made of Nutella?
    Because I'd like to spread them!
  • Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test.<br />

Preeto: OMG!<br />

Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids!
    Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test.
    Preeto: OMG!
    Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids!
  • Remove negativity from your mind.<br />

If you change 'na' to 'ya',  even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'!
    Remove negativity from your mind.
    If you change 'na' to 'ya', even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'!
  • Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hilary Clinton's run for President,<br />
`I will not vote for Hilary Clinton. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth.`
    Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hilary Clinton's run for President,
    "I will not vote for Hilary Clinton. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth."
  • A smile to put you on high,<br/>
A kiss to set your soul alright,<br/>
Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
    A smile to put you on high,
    A kiss to set your soul alright,
    Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
  • You're too hot. Let me blow you!
    You're too hot. Let me blow you!
  • Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.<br />
Banta: How?<br />
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
    Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
  • A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass!
    A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass!