• Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!
    Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!
  • What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?<br/>
A lesbian with a hard-on!
    What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
    A lesbian with a hard-on!
  • FUCKर है मुझे खुद पे कि मैं ASSलीलता नाम की GANDगी से कोसों दूर हूँ।
    मैं तो ASSलील लोगों की SUCKल देखना भी पाप समझता हूँ,
    और मैं GANDe CHOOTक्ले भी नहीं सुनता।
  • I decided to go for a jog today. As I set off, I heard clapping behind me. Then I realised, it was my butt cheeks cheering me on!
    I decided to go for a jog today. As I set off, I heard clapping behind me. Then I realised, it was my butt cheeks cheering me on!
  • The difference between me and mosquito is,<br/>
a mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it!
    The difference between me and mosquito is,
    a mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it!
  • Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.<br />
Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
    Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.
    Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
  • What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?<br/>

You can unscrew the lightbulb!
    What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
    You can unscrew the lightbulb!
  • Wo Geele Blouse Se Jhalakte "Maal" Ke UBHAAR,
    Wo Tane Hue NIPPLE Bahar Aane Ko Bekarar,
    Gili-Saree Se Jhalakti PANTY Aar-Paar,
    Mubarak Ho Aapko HOLI ka Tyohar!
  • Pathan: I fucked a woman on a rail track.<br />

Sindhi: How was she to look at?<br />

Pathan: Don't know... couldn't find her head!
    Pathan: I fucked a woman on a rail track.
    Sindhi: How was she to look at?
    Pathan: Don't know... couldn't find her head!
  • Makki Ki Roti Nimbu Ka Achhar;
    Suraj Ki Kiran Khushiyan Ki Bahar;
    Chaand Ki Chandni Apno Ka Pyaar;
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    Lund Le Lo Hamara Do Chaar Baar!
    Zaroori Nahi Ki Har Baar Holi Hi Wish Karein!