• CHUTIA: The term used to describe a person whose realities of life are different than yours!
  • If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of
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    "Buy One Get One Free"!
  • Masturbation is an underrated form of meditation!Upload to Facebook
    Masturbation is an underrated form of meditation!
  • How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?<br/>

It's not hard!Upload to Facebook
    How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
    It's not hard!
  • Why is a joke like a pussy or a dick?
    Neither is any fun if you don't get it!
  • What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?<br />
Marriage!Upload to Facebook
    What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?
    Marriage!
  • What's the ultimate rejection?<br />
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep!Upload to Facebook
    What's the ultimate rejection?
    When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
  • Thus says Pamela Anderson:<br />
Learn to be happy with small things in life... because the big ones are usually artificial!Upload to Facebook
    Thus says Pamela Anderson:
    Learn to be happy with small things in life... because the big ones are usually artificial!
  • Pollution less Diwali Manao...
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    Ek Pataka Lao aur Saari Raat Bajao.
    Shubh Deepawali!
  • Woh Raat Diwali Waali Thi;
    Woh Piya Se Chudne Vali Thi;
    Koi Duja Aake Chod Gaya;
    Land Ko Lehnge Se Poch Gaya;
    Uski Ma Ne Kiya Virodh;
    Tu Kaise Chudi Bina Nirodh!
    Shubh Diwali!
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