• How can you tell a head nurse?<br />

She's the one with the dirty knees!
    How can you tell a head nurse?
    She's the one with the dirty knees!
  • Boyfriend: Hi Lovie Dovie Sweetheart!<br />

Girlfriend: Kiska Ghar Khaali Hai Ab?
    Boyfriend: Hi Lovie Dovie Sweetheart!
    Girlfriend: Kiska Ghar Khaali Hai Ab?
  • A Call-Girl to an Army Officer on seeing a star tattooed on his dick, "OMG, you're a Brigadier!"
    Army Officer: Shut up, I am an Army Commander. All stars visible when it's erect!
  • What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?<br />

You can unscrew the lightbulb!
    What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
    You can unscrew the lightbulb!
  • My Pakistani girlfriend said...
    "I want to blow you"
    I am confused should I drop my pants or inform the police.
  • Why do men have to pay more for car insurance?<br />
Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving!
    Why do men have to pay more for car insurance?
    Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving!
  • AIB Guys: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.<br />
Girl: Hahahaha... Wow.. :* :* :*<br />

Me: Fuck<br />
Girl: Hatt Madarchod....Ashleel Sala
    AIB Guys: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.
    Girl: Hahahaha... Wow.. :* :* :*
    Me: Fuck
    Girl: Hatt Madarchod....Ashleel Sala
  • Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept...
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    Pappu: Degi?
  • WTF:<br />
Apparently there is a word `Sad Masty` which means:<br />

To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant!
    WTF:
    Apparently there is a word "Sad Masty" which means:
    To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant!
  • A sentence you will never translate and speak in Hindi... `I took a Selfie!`
    A sentence you will never translate and speak in Hindi... "I took a Selfie!"