• You can be a Doctor and Save lives;
    You can be a Lawyer and Defend lives;
    You can be a Soldier and Protect lives;
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    Remain a Fucker and create Lives!
  • Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.<br />

Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.<br />

Aunty: Silent.
    Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.
    Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.
    Aunty: Silent.
  • She: You like Veg or Non-veg?
    He: Veg.
    She: Veg Mein Kya Pasand Hai?
    He: Cleaveg!
  • Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory!
    Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory!
  • HR: What is your weakness?
    HE: I'm very short tempered.
    HR: Explain?
    HE: I can't.
    HR: Please explain.
    HE: Bhenchod... Bar-Bar Ek Hi Baat!
  • Men look at a woman's behind and go - `Wow! what an ass!`<br />
Woman look at a man's face and think the same!
    Men look at a woman's behind and go - "Wow! what an ass!"
    Woman look at a man's face and think the same!
  • To stay slim, healthy and happy, have an ORGASM everyday.
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    O: Oil free food.
    R: Ripe fruits.
    G: Grilled vegetables.
    A: All wheat bread
    S: Salt-free food.
    M: Morning Exercise
    What you thought also works!
  • Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?<br />

Santa: By having sex during happy hours!
    Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?
    Santa: By having sex during happy hours!
  • Pappu: Papa Result Aa Geya. Fail Ho Geya Main.
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    Santa: Bhosdi Ke Bathroom Mein Hi Haath Chala Sakta Hai Tu, Exam Mein Nahi!
  • Don't argue with women;
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    Sex is more important then ego!