|Boy: Your dress is too short.|
Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration!
|Who sang this song?|
Main Pal Do Pal Ka Shayar Hoon;
Pal Do Pal Meri Jawani Hai;
Pal Do Pal Meri Masti Hai;
Pal Do Pal Meri Kahani Hai!
Answer: An erect Laura
|Research shows that 80% of men don't know how to use condoms. These men are called|
|How can you tell a head nurse?|
She's the one with the dirty knees!
|2 year old son spits on the floor.|
Wife: We don't spit. If it's in your mouth you swallow it.
Husband raises eyebrows.
Wife: You shut up!
|Commander: What do u call your CO?|
Lieutenant: Sir we call him "virgin".
Commander: Why do u call him virgin?
Lieutenant: Sir he is purest form of a "cunt".
|Girl: Kaisa hai?|
|Banta: Why are you hospitalised?|
Santa: Padosan Ki BILLI Mere MURGE Ke Peechhe Padi Hui Thi. Maine Uske Husband Ko English Mein Bataya, Usne Mujhe Bahut Maara.
Banta: Aisa Kya Bataya?
Santa: Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock!
Thanks for not bleeding once a month.
|Women would be happier during their periods if somebody invented 'Tampons' that vibrate!|