|How can you tell a head nurse?|
She's the one with the dirty knees!
|Boyfriend: Hi Lovie Dovie Sweetheart!|
Girlfriend: Kiska Ghar Khaali Hai Ab?
|A Call-Girl to an Army Officer on seeing a star tattooed on his dick, "OMG, you're a Brigadier!"|
Army Officer: Shut up, I am an Army Commander. All stars visible when it's erect!
|What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?|
You can unscrew the lightbulb!
|My Pakistani girlfriend said...|
"I want to blow you"
I am confused should I drop my pants or inform the police.
|Why do men have to pay more for car insurance?|
Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving!
|AIB Guys: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.|
Girl: Hahahaha... Wow.. :* :* :*
Girl: Hatt Madarchod....Ashleel Sala
|Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept...|
Apparently there is a word "Sad Masty" which means:
To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant!
|A sentence you will never translate and speak in Hindi... "I took a Selfie!"|