• Boy: Your dress is too short.<br/>
Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration!
    Boy: Your dress is too short.
    Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration!
  • Who sang this song?
    Main Pal Do Pal Ka Shayar Hoon;
    Pal Do Pal Meri Jawani Hai;
    Pal Do Pal Meri Masti Hai;
    Pal Do Pal Meri Kahani Hai!
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    Answer: An erect Laura
  • Research shows that 80% of men don't know how to use condoms. These men are called
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    Dads!
  • How can you tell a head nurse?<br/>
She's the one with the dirty knees!
    How can you tell a head nurse?
    She's the one with the dirty knees!
  • 2 year old son spits on the floor.
    Wife: We don't spit. If it's in your mouth you swallow it.
    Husband raises eyebrows.
    Wife: You shut up!
  • Commander: What do u call your CO?<br/>
Lieutenant: Sir we call him `virgin`.<br/>
Commander: Why do u call him virgin?<br/>
Lieutenant: Sir he is purest form of a `cunt`.
    Commander: What do u call your CO?
    Lieutenant: Sir we call him "virgin".
    Commander: Why do u call him virgin?
    Lieutenant: Sir he is purest form of a "cunt".
  • Girl: Kaisa hai?<br />
Boy: Lamba!<br />

*Blocked*
    Girl: Kaisa hai?
    Boy: Lamba!
    *Blocked*
  • Banta: Why are you hospitalised?<br />
Santa: Padosan Ki BILLI Mere MURGE Ke Peechhe Padi Hui Thi. Maine Uske Husband Ko English Mein Bataya, Usne Mujhe Bahut Maara.<br />

Banta: Aisa Kya Bataya?<br />

Santa: Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock!
    Banta: Why are you hospitalised?
    Santa: Padosan Ki BILLI Mere MURGE Ke Peechhe Padi Hui Thi. Maine Uske Husband Ko English Mein Bataya, Usne Mujhe Bahut Maara.
    Banta: Aisa Kya Bataya?
    Santa: Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock!
  • Dear Penis,<br/>

Thanks for not bleeding once a month.<br/>

Sincerely,<br/>
Men
    Dear Penis,
    Thanks for not bleeding once a month.
    Sincerely,
    Men
  • Women would be happier during their periods if somebody invented 'Tampons' that vibrate!
    Women would be happier during their periods if somebody invented 'Tampons' that vibrate!