|New Amul Ad:|
Amul Butter & Women -
Both utterly butterly delicious...
One on bread & the other in bed...
And even better when both are spread!
|Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug!|
|A woman's heart is as tender as a man's balls.|
Don't break hers and she won't break yours!
|Don't die a virgin.|
Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you up there.
|For all my 40 + nearing friends... |
There's no reason to fear Menopause!
It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!!
The Cock still enjoys!
|A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you "I'm drunk and horny" - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying "I'm fucking delicious"!|
A species that loves Jack Daniels,
Jacking off and Denials!
|69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. If I'm going down you're coming with me!|
|Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!|
|What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?|
A lesbian with a hard-on!