• Boy: Our settings are different.
Girl: Yes, you are equipped with WiFi Antenna and I have a USB port!
    Boy: Our settings are different. Girl: Yes, you are equipped with WiFi Antenna and I have a USB port!
  • Duckworth & Lewis:

Screwing South Africa since 1992.
    Duckworth & Lewis: Screwing South Africa since 1992.
  • Once a professor asked his students to use 'love' and 'sex' in a sentence.
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    GIRLS wrote: When mutual understanding between a boy and a girl increases so much that they cant live without each other, implies they are in "love" and when this love reaches an extreme such that both are physically attracted to each other, they engage in a physical pleasurable encounter that we call "sex" !
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    I love sex!
  • As the Americans get closer to the 2016 election, please remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create jobs for the Americans.<br />

The last time she had a job to do, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky!
    As the Americans get closer to the 2016 election, please remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create jobs for the Americans.
    The last time she had a job to do, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky!
  • And by `k` I mean `fuck you`!
    And by "k" I mean "fuck you`!
  • After 35 years of marriage, 69 means
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    Ek Dusre Ke Pair Dabana!
  • Are you a power button? Because you turn me on!
    Are you a power button? Because you turn me on!
  • New  Amul Ad:<br />

Amul Butter & Women -<br />

Both utterly butterly delicious...<br />

One on bread & the other in bed...<br />
And even better when both are spread!
    New Amul Ad:
    Amul Butter & Women -
    Both utterly butterly delicious...
    One on bread & the other in bed...
    And even better when both are spread!
  • Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug!
    Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug!
  • A woman's heart is as tender as a man's balls.<br />
Don't break hers and she won't break yours!
    A woman's heart is as tender as a man's balls.
    Don't break hers and she won't break yours!