• Guys are always HORNGRY!
    Guys are always HORNGRY!
  • I think you are pretty F**king Stupid!
  • Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal!
    Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal!
  • Most of my problems can be solved with nudity!
    Most of my problems can be solved with nudity!
  • New York Winters when couples go to bed they say, "Good Night My Love"..!!!
    In London they say, "Sweet Dreams Darling"..!!!
    In India: "Thand Hai Bhenchod Sirf Salwar Hi Utarungi!"
  • Finally, someone got their brand ambassador right (Sonam Kapoor selling flats)!
    Finally, someone got their brand ambassador right (Sonam Kapoor selling flats)!
  • My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn. She asked me to come fix her sink, I been here for an hour and i'm still fixing the damn sink.
    My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn. She asked me to come fix her sink, I been here for an hour and i'm still fixing the damn sink.
  • Teacher: Name some movies which have almost similar stories?<br/>
Pappu: M'am, Blue Films!
    Teacher: Name some movies which have almost similar stories?
    Pappu: M'am, Blue Films!
  • What's the definition of a menstrual period?
    A bloody waste of fucking time!
  • I know for sure that I'm getting old now. I was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow... that's a nice bed!
    I know for sure that I'm getting old now. I was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow... that's a nice bed!