• Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?<br />
Pappu: 6 girls.<br />
Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!
    Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?
    Pappu: 6 girls.
    Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!
  • Late night conversation:<br/>
Girl: Chal, Bye for now, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!<br/>
Boy: Papa Ko Bol Dheere Dheere Karein!<br/>
*Blocked*
    Late night conversation:
    Girl: Chal, Bye for now, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
    Boy: Papa Ko Bol Dheere Dheere Karein!
    *Blocked*
  • Everything happens for a reason,<br />
Except for things you fuck up by yourself!
    Everything happens for a reason,
    Except for things you fuck up by yourself!
  • Cricket WC 2015:
    Virat Kohli wants MCG to be renamed BCMCG!
  • Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!
    Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!
  • If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!
    If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!
  • Boy: Your dress is too short.<br/>
Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration!
    Boy: Your dress is too short.
    Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration!
  • Who sang this song?
    Main Pal Do Pal Ka Shayar Hoon;
    Pal Do Pal Meri Jawani Hai;
    Pal Do Pal Meri Masti Hai;
    Pal Do Pal Meri Kahani Hai!
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    Answer: An erect Laura
  • Research shows that 80% of men don't know how to use condoms. These men are called
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    Dads!
  • How can you tell a head nurse?<br/>
She's the one with the dirty knees!
    How can you tell a head nurse?
    She's the one with the dirty knees!