|Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?|
Pappu: 6 girls.
Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!
|Late night conversation:|
Girl: Chal, Bye for now, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
Boy: Papa Ko Bol Dheere Dheere Karein!
|Everything happens for a reason,|
Except for things you fuck up by yourself!
|Cricket WC 2015:|
Virat Kohli wants MCG to be renamed BCMCG!
|Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!|
|If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!|
|Boy: Your dress is too short.|
Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration!
|Who sang this song?|
Main Pal Do Pal Ka Shayar Hoon;
Pal Do Pal Meri Jawani Hai;
Pal Do Pal Meri Masti Hai;
Pal Do Pal Meri Kahani Hai!
Answer: An erect Laura
|Research shows that 80% of men don't know how to use condoms. These men are called|
|How can you tell a head nurse?|
She's the one with the dirty knees!