• Most of my problems can be solved with nudity!
    Most of my problems can be solved with nudity!
  • New York Winters when couples go to bed they say, "Good Night My Love"..!!!
    In London they say, "Sweet Dreams Darling"..!!!
    In India: "Thand Hai Bhenchod Sirf Salwar Hi Utarungi!"
  • Finally, someone got their brand ambassador right (Sonam Kapoor selling flats)!
    Finally, someone got their brand ambassador right (Sonam Kapoor selling flats)!
  • My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn. She asked me to come fix her sink, I been here for an hour and i'm still fixing the damn sink.
    My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn. She asked me to come fix her sink, I been here for an hour and i'm still fixing the damn sink.
  • Teacher: Name some movies which have almost similar stories?<br/>
Pappu: M'am, Blue Films!
    Teacher: Name some movies which have almost similar stories?
    Pappu: M'am, Blue Films!
  • What's the definition of a menstrual period?
    A bloody waste of fucking time!
  • I know for sure that I'm getting old now. I was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow... that's a nice bed!
    I know for sure that I'm getting old now. I was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow... that's a nice bed!
  • Overheard a girl in a metro:
    Behen Chod, Yeh BC Kya Hota Hai!
  • A girl went out with her boyfriend for the 1st time.
    When she got home, her Mom asked her, "How was the date?"
    Girl: He had a lot of fun!
  • In New York Winters, when couples go to bed they say "Good Night My Love!"
    In London, they say "Sweet Dreams Darling!"
    In Punjab, the wife says "Thand Bahut Hai, Sirf Salwar hi Utarungi!"