|Sex is performed by:|
Wives for duty;
Harlots for money;
Virgins for curiosity;
Widows for old times;
But pure pleasurable sex is possible only in adultery!
|Most emotional and heart-touching lines said by a
boy to his girlfriend after breakup:|
Jaanu Kum Se Kum Sardi ka Mausam Toh Nilkal Jane Do!
|Love is photogenic... it needs darkness to develop!|
|My wife and I finally became sexually compatible... we achieve simultaneous headaches!|
|Ek Vaar Pathan Ne Gali Vichh Jaandi Kudi De Pichhe Ungal Laa Ditti.|
Kudi: Anna Hoeya Ae?
Pathan: Ki Gal, Center Vichh Ni Laggi!
|The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling!|
|Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE!|
|Love me slow but love me a bit more;|
Love me so much that I am never soar;
I love yo so that you never get bore;
Now come on honey let's get on all fours!
|Raat Ko Aap Peg Marte Ho;|
Subah Peg Aapki Marta Hai!
|You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?|
Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!