• What's the ultimate rejection?<br />
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
    What's the ultimate rejection?
    When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
  • Thus says Pamela Anderson:<br />
Learn to be happy with small things in life... because the big ones are usually artificial!
    Thus says Pamela Anderson:
    Learn to be happy with small things in life... because the big ones are usually artificial!
  • Pollution less Diwali Manao...
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    Ek Pataka Lao aur Saari Raat Bajao.
    Shubh Deepawali!
  • Woh Raat Diwali Waali Thi;
    Woh Piya Se Chudne Vali Thi;
    Koi Duja Aake Chod Gaya;
    Land Ko Lehnge Se Poch Gaya;
    Uski Ma Ne Kiya Virodh;
    Tu Kaise Chudi Bina Nirodh!
    Shubh Diwali!
  • This Diwali, be careful when wishing people "Hardik Shubhkamnaye" in a text message...
    If wrongly typed or auto corrected, it could be read as:
    "Hard Dick Subah Kaam Na Aaye!"
    Happy Diwali!
  • Things we should Learn from dogs:<br/>
Love<br/>
Trust<br/>
Loyalty<br/>
Affection<br/>
Compassion<br/>
Etc..<br/><br/>

What we learn: Their Position!
    Things we should Learn from dogs:
    Love
    Trust
    Loyalty
    Affection
    Compassion
    Etc..

    What we learn: Their Position!
  • A white man was on a safari in Africa. He saw a black man bathing in a river and noticed the guy was really well-endowed.
    In fact, it was hanging below the knees. The white man stared in astonishment.
    The black man asked in anger: What's the matter, does not the white man's member shrink in cold water?
  • A gynae's job is perhaps one of the dirtiest. O'vary not... I'll spare you the details!
    A gynae's job is perhaps one of the dirtiest. O'vary not... I'll spare you the details!
  • How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?<br />
There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!
    How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?
    There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!
  • Mean but true:<br />
Why do women have periods?<br />
They deserve them!
    Mean but true:
    Why do women have periods?
    They deserve them!
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