|Erection can wait. Election cannot!|
Use your finger wisely.
|An English professor's wife leaves town for a few days. Having forgotten something, she returns to find him in bed with another woman.|
'Oh, my God!' She exclaims.
The professor tells her: 'Not quite darling... we are surprised. You are shocked.'
|What's the definition of a menstrual period?|
A bloody waste of fucking time!
|Kahin Kaale-Gore Ladh Rahe Hain;|
Toh Kahin Hindu-Musalman.
Kahin Israel-Gaza Toh Kahin India-Pakistan.
Pyaar to Bhenchod Sirf Porn Mein Hi Reh Geya Hai!
|How can you tell a head nurse?|
She's the one with the dirty knees!
|Boyfriend: Hi Lovie Dovie Sweetheart!|
Girlfriend: Kiska Ghar Khaali Hai Ab?
|A Call-Girl to an Army Officer on seeing a star tattooed on his dick, "OMG, you're a Brigadier!"|
Army Officer: Shut up, I am an Army Commander. All stars visible when it's erect!
|What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?|
You can unscrew the lightbulb!
|My Pakistani girlfriend said...|
"I want to blow you"
I am confused should I drop my pants or inform the police.
|Why do men have to pay more for car insurance?|
Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving!