|Most of my problems can be solved with nudity!|
|New York Winters when couples go to bed they say, "Good Night My Love"..!!!|
In London they say, "Sweet Dreams Darling"..!!!
In India: "Thand Hai Bhenchod Sirf Salwar Hi Utarungi!"
|Finally, someone got their brand ambassador right (Sonam Kapoor selling flats)!|
|My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn. She asked me to come fix her sink, I been here for an hour and i'm still fixing the damn sink.|
|Teacher: Name some movies which have almost similar stories?|
Pappu: M'am, Blue Films!
|What's the definition of a menstrual period?|
A bloody waste of fucking time!
|I know for sure that I'm getting old now. I was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow... that's a nice bed!|
|Overheard a girl in a metro:|
Behen Chod, Yeh BC Kya Hota Hai!
|A girl went out with her boyfriend for the 1st time.|
When she got home, her Mom asked her, "How was the date?"
Girl: He had a lot of fun!
|In New York Winters, when couples go to bed they say "Good Night My Love!"|
In London, they say "Sweet Dreams Darling!"
In Punjab, the wife says "Thand Bahut Hai, Sirf Salwar hi Utarungi!"