• Sex is performed by:<br />
Wives for duty;<br />
Harlots for money;<br />
Virgins for curiosity;<br />
Widows for old times;<br />
But pure pleasurable sex is possible only in adultery!
    Sex is performed by:
    Wives for duty;
    Harlots for money;
    Virgins for curiosity;
    Widows for old times;
    But pure pleasurable sex is possible only in adultery!
  • Most emotional and heart-touching lines said by a
boy to his girlfriend after breakup:<br />
Jaanu Kum Se Kum Sardi ka Mausam Toh Nilkal Jane Do!
    Most emotional and heart-touching lines said by a boy to his girlfriend after breakup:
    Jaanu Kum Se Kum Sardi ka Mausam Toh Nilkal Jane Do!
  • Love is photogenic... it needs darkness to develop!
    Love is photogenic... it needs darkness to develop!
  • My wife and I finally became sexually compatible... we achieve simultaneous headaches!
  • Ek Vaar Pathan Ne Gali Vichh Jaandi Kudi De Pichhe Ungal Laa Ditti.<br />
Kudi: Anna Hoeya Ae?<br />
Pathan: Ki Gal, Center Vichh Ni Laggi!
    Ek Vaar Pathan Ne Gali Vichh Jaandi Kudi De Pichhe Ungal Laa Ditti.
    Kudi: Anna Hoeya Ae?
    Pathan: Ki Gal, Center Vichh Ni Laggi!
  • The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling!
    The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling!
  • Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE!
    Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE!
  • Love me slow but love me a bit more;
    Love me so much that I am never soar;
    I love yo so that you never get bore;
    Now come on honey let's get on all fours!
  • Raat Ko Aap Peg Marte Ho;<br/>
Subah Peg Aapki Marta Hai!
    Raat Ko Aap Peg Marte Ho;
    Subah Peg Aapki Marta Hai!
  • You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?
    Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!