|A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you "I'm drunk and horny" - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying "I'm fucking delicious"!|
A species that loves Jack Daniels,
Jacking off and Denials!
|69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. If I'm going down you're coming with me!|
|Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!|
|What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?|
A lesbian with a hard-on!
|FUCKर है मुझे खुद पे कि मैं ASSलीलता नाम की GANDगी से कोसों दूर हूँ।|
मैं तो ASSलील लोगों की SUCKल देखना भी पाप समझता हूँ,
और मैं GANDe CHOOTक्ले भी नहीं सुनता।
|I decided to go for a jog today. As I set off, I heard clapping behind me. Then I realised, it was my butt cheeks cheering me on!|
|The difference between me and mosquito is,|
a mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it!
|Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.|
Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
|What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?|
You can unscrew the lightbulb!