|My girlfriend says I should use the term MAKE LOVE instead of FUCK.|
What the MAKE LOVE is she talking about?
|Everything is made in China except for babies... they are made in Vachina!|
|In PK, Aamir Khan gets all his knowledge of language from a prostitute and strangely does not know what condom is!|
|Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is!|
|If I had sex as often as I get screwed I'd be very happy!|
|India-Aussies Test Series:|
Virat Kohli's 169 reflects a perfect balance of personal and professional obligations.
100 for the Team and 69 for Anushka Sharma!
|Calling your girlfriend beautiful cause your cock isn't gonna suck it's self!|
|Teacher: Ladkiayn Kab Badi Hoti Hain?|
Boys: Jab Woh Bra Pehanne Lagti Hain!
Teacher: Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hain?
Girls: Jab Wo Bra Utarne Lage!
|A 2 year old son spits water on floor.|
Wife: We don't spit! If it's in your mouth you swallow it. Husband raises his eyebrows
Wife: You shut up!
|Sardi Mein Yog Nahi Sambhog Ki Zarurat Hai!|