|Girl to Boyfriend: Baby, I'm so wet right now.|
Boyfriend: Arre, Bukhar aa Jayega. Ponch Lo Acchi Tarah Se.
Girl: Tu Na, Virgin hi Marega, Chutiye!
|Guys are always HORNGRY!|
|I think you are pretty F**king Stupid!|
|Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal!|
|Most of my problems can be solved with nudity!|
|New York Winters when couples go to bed they say, "Good Night My Love"..!!!|
In London they say, "Sweet Dreams Darling"..!!!
In India: "Thand Hai Bhenchod Sirf Salwar Hi Utarungi!"
|Finally, someone got their brand ambassador right (Sonam Kapoor selling flats)!|
|My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn. She asked me to come fix her sink, I been here for an hour and i'm still fixing the damn sink.|
|Teacher: Name some movies which have almost similar stories?|
Pappu: M'am, Blue Films!
|What's the definition of a menstrual period?|
A bloody waste of fucking time!