• The sight of a woman's cleavage reduces a man's ability to think clearly by 50%
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    per boob!
  • A daring thing printed on a newly engaged girl on her T-shirt:
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    Opening Shortly!
  • You must be tired after everything we did in my dream last night!
    You must be tired after everything we did in my dream last night!
  • Santa puts in his papers.
    Boss: Why are you leaving?
    Santa : I have vaginal problems.
    Boss : But you're a man!
    Santa: That I am, Sir. But you are a CHOOT!
    Happy Boss Day!
  • What do you call a woman who loves small penises?<br/>
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Your girlfriend!
    What do you call a woman who loves small penises?
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    Your girlfriend!
  • What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?
    A 'Pussy is soft, warm and delightful and it's owned by a 'Cunt!
  • Happiness is like penis.<br />
It always looks small if you hold it in your hands but when you learn to share it, you'll realize how big and precious it is!
    Happiness is like penis.
    It always looks small if you hold it in your hands but when you learn to share it, you'll realize how big and precious it is!
  • Sex is like programming - one mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
    Sex is like programming - one mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
  • Char Dham Yatra for all Indian Men:<br/>

1. Bangkok<br/>

2. Macau<br/>

3. Tashkent <br/>

4. Amsterdam
    Char Dham Yatra for all Indian Men:
    1. Bangkok
    2. Macau
    3. Tashkent
    4. Amsterdam
  • Lungi Ke 4 Fayde:<br/>
Garmi Lage, Upar Karlo.<br/>
Thandi Lage, Aud Ke So Jao.<br/>
Naukri Chodni hai, Aage Se Upar Kar Lo.<br/>
Naukri Karni Hai, Peeche Se Upar Kar Lo!
    Lungi Ke 4 Fayde:
    Garmi Lage, Upar Karlo.
    Thandi Lage, Aud Ke So Jao.
    Naukri Chodni hai, Aage Se Upar Kar Lo.
    Naukri Karni Hai, Peeche Se Upar Kar Lo!
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