• What would happen if the pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
    We would eat pussy every thanksgiving!
    Happy Thanksgiving!
  • My wife suggested we have coffee at home to save money. If she's really serious about saving money, she should give me sex at home!Upload to Facebook
    My wife suggested we have coffee at home to save money. If she's really serious about saving money, she should give me sex at home!
  • Girl: I want to breakup with you. Don't ever call me, you asshole. Fuck off!<br />
Boy: Arre main busy tha, new Lamborghini Aventador li hai maine!<br />
Girl: Awwww! My Jaanu! So cute! Kab li? Kahan hai? Baby meet me na please...<br />
Boy: Mobile pe li, NFS khelte huye unlock ki.<br />
Girl: Behen ke Laude!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I want to breakup with you. Don't ever call me, you asshole. Fuck off!
    Boy: Arre main busy tha, new Lamborghini Aventador li hai maine!
    Girl: Awwww! My Jaanu! So cute! Kab li? Kahan hai? Baby meet me na please...
    Boy: Mobile pe li, NFS khelte huye unlock ki.
    Girl: Behen ke Laude!
  • Ladki: Dadi Ji, Aapke Zamane Mein 10-10 Bacche Kyu Hote The?<br />
Dadi: Arrey Beti, Hamare Zamane Mein Raat Ko Log Whatsapp aur Facebook Pe Time Kharaab Nahi Karte The!Upload to Facebook
    Ladki: Dadi Ji, Aapke Zamane Mein 10-10 Bacche Kyu Hote The?
    Dadi: Arrey Beti, Hamare Zamane Mein Raat Ko Log Whatsapp aur Facebook Pe Time Kharaab Nahi Karte The!
  • Boyfriend and girlfriend were watching porn.
    Girlfriend: Did you see that! It's so disgusting!
    Boyfriend: What?
    Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!
  • If it weren't for Winters and Quilts, most of the people wouldn't have discovered Masturbation!Upload to Facebook
    If it weren't for Winters and Quilts, most of the people wouldn't have discovered Masturbation!
  • A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it!
  • Why do women have two holes so close together?
    In case, you miss!
  • What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?<br />
A navel!Upload to Facebook
    What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
    A navel!
  • Height of attempting unknown question in an exam.
    Question: What is an Array. Explain with example.
    Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you.
    For example:
    ARRAY O Behan Ke **** Idhar Aa!