• An English professor's wife leaves town for a few days. Having forgotten something, she returns to find him in bed with another woman.
    'Oh, my God!' She exclaims.
    'I'm surprised.'
    The professor tells her: 'Not quite darling... we are surprised. You are shocked.'
  • What's the definition of a menstrual period?<br/>

A bloody waste of fucking time!
    What's the definition of a menstrual period?
    A bloody waste of fucking time!
  • Kahin Kaale-Gore Ladh Rahe Hain;<br />

Toh Kahin Hindu-Musalman.<br />
Kahin Israel-Gaza Toh Kahin India-Pakistan.<br />

Pyaar to Bhenchod Sirf Porn Mein Hi Reh Geya Hai!
    Kahin Kaale-Gore Ladh Rahe Hain;
    Toh Kahin Hindu-Musalman.
    Kahin Israel-Gaza Toh Kahin India-Pakistan.
    Pyaar to Bhenchod Sirf Porn Mein Hi Reh Geya Hai!
  • How can you tell a head nurse?<br />

She's the one with the dirty knees!
    How can you tell a head nurse?
    She's the one with the dirty knees!
  • Boyfriend: Hi Lovie Dovie Sweetheart!<br />

Girlfriend: Kiska Ghar Khaali Hai Ab?
    Boyfriend: Hi Lovie Dovie Sweetheart!
    Girlfriend: Kiska Ghar Khaali Hai Ab?
  • A Call-Girl to an Army Officer on seeing a star tattooed on his dick, "OMG, you're a Brigadier!"
    Army Officer: Shut up, I am an Army Commander. All stars visible when it's erect!
  • What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?<br />

You can unscrew the lightbulb!
    What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
    You can unscrew the lightbulb!
  • My Pakistani girlfriend said...
    "I want to blow you"
    I am confused should I drop my pants or inform the police.
  • Why do men have to pay more for car insurance?<br />
Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving!
    Why do men have to pay more for car insurance?
    Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving!
  • AIB Guys: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.<br />
Girl: Hahahaha... Wow.. :* :* :*<br />

Me: Fuck<br />
Girl: Hatt Madarchod....Ashleel Sala
    AIB Guys: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.
    Girl: Hahahaha... Wow.. :* :* :*
    Me: Fuck
    Girl: Hatt Madarchod....Ashleel Sala