• While examining a female patient, doctor tells her:
    "Your heart, lungs, pulse and BP - all are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
    The woman immediately started taking off her top and jeans.
    The shocked doctor said, "No! No! Please put on your clothes. Just show me your tongue!"
  • Height of Planning:<br/>

One day a boy takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!
    Height of Planning:
    One day a boy takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!
  • I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day and she kept yelling some other guy's name.<br/>
Who the heck is Rape?
    I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day and she kept yelling some other guy's name.
    Who the heck is Rape?
  • In an interview with a MNC, I was asked how I view Lesbian relationships?
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    Apparently "In HD" wasn't the right answer!
  • Sab Bol Rahe The

    Voting Hai
    Voting Hai

    Dal Ke Aa...
    Dal Ke Aa...

    Dalne Geya Toh Dalne Nahi Diya...
    Sirf Dabaa Ke Aana Pada!
  • An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor.<br />
The old man asks, `Why are you going to sleep on the floor?`<br />
The old woman says, `Because I want to feel something hard for a change.`
    An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor.
    The old man asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"
    The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."
  • What did the left p*ssy lip say to the right p*ssy lip?<br />
`We used to be really tight until you let that d*ck come between us!
    What did the left p*ssy lip say to the right p*ssy lip?
    "We used to be really tight until you let that d*ck come between us!
  • Erection can wait. Election cannot!<br />
Use your finger wisely.
    Erection can wait. Election cannot!
    Use your finger wisely.
  • An English professor's wife leaves town for a few days. Having forgotten something, she returns to find him in bed with another woman.
    'Oh, my God!' She exclaims.
    'I'm surprised.'
    The professor tells her: 'Not quite darling... we are surprised. You are shocked.'
  • What's the definition of a menstrual period?<br/>

A bloody waste of fucking time!
    What's the definition of a menstrual period?
    A bloody waste of fucking time!