• Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest 

of it is!
    Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is!
  • If I had sex as often as I get screwed I'd be very happy!
  • India-Aussies Test Series:
    Virat Kohli's 169 reflects a perfect balance of personal and professional obligations.
    100 for the Team and 69 for Anushka Sharma!
  • Calling your girlfriend beautiful cause your cock isn't gonna suck it's self!
    Calling your girlfriend beautiful cause your cock isn't gonna suck it's self!
  • Teacher: Ladkiayn Kab Badi Hoti Hain?<br/>
Boys: Jab Woh Bra Pehanne Lagti Hain!<br/>
Teacher: Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hain?<br/>
Girls: Jab Wo Bra Utarne Lage!
    Teacher: Ladkiayn Kab Badi Hoti Hain?
    Boys: Jab Woh Bra Pehanne Lagti Hain!
    Teacher: Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hain?
    Girls: Jab Wo Bra Utarne Lage!
  • A 2 year old son spits water on floor.
    Wife: We don't spit! If it's in your mouth you swallow it. Husband raises his eyebrows
    Wife: You shut up!
  • Sardi Mein Yog Nahi Sambhog Ki Zarurat Hai!
    Sardi Mein Yog Nahi Sambhog Ki Zarurat Hai!
  • Save a Life:<br />
A blowjob a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease!
    Save a Life:
    A blowjob a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease!
  • I always act like a gentleman... so I always let a woman go first. This helps me to check out her ass!
  • SERIOUS HEALTH WARNING:
    Licking a pussy is very dangerous to your health because it is
    5% urine
    3% acidic
    2% fatty
    and 90% highly addictive!