|Girl: Kya Kehna Tha Tumhein Jaan?|
Boy: What if L of Lucknow is replaced by F?
|How do you know when your wife is really dead?|
Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger!
|What would happen if the pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?|
We would eat pussy every thanksgiving!
|My wife suggested we have coffee at home to save money. If she's really serious about saving money, she should give me sex at home!|
|Girl: I want to breakup with you. Don't ever call me, you asshole. Fuck off!|
Boy: Arre main busy tha, new Lamborghini Aventador li hai maine!
Girl: Awwww! My Jaanu! So cute! Kab li? Kahan hai? Baby meet me na please...
Boy: Mobile pe li, NFS khelte huye unlock ki.
Girl: Behen ke Laude!
|Ladki: Dadi Ji, Aapke Zamane Mein 10-10 Bacche Kyu Hote The?|
Dadi: Arrey Beti, Hamare Zamane Mein Raat Ko Log Whatsapp aur Facebook Pe Time Kharaab Nahi Karte The!
|Boyfriend and girlfriend were watching porn.|
Girlfriend: Did you see that! It's so disgusting!
Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!
|If it weren't for Winters and Quilts, most of the people wouldn't have discovered Masturbation!|
|A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it!|
|Why do women have two holes so close together?|
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