|Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is!|
|If I had sex as often as I get screwed I'd be very happy!|
|India-Aussies Test Series:|
Virat Kohli's 169 reflects a perfect balance of personal and professional obligations.
100 for the Team and 69 for Anushka Sharma!
|Calling your girlfriend beautiful cause your cock isn't gonna suck it's self!|
|Teacher: Ladkiayn Kab Badi Hoti Hain?|
Boys: Jab Woh Bra Pehanne Lagti Hain!
Teacher: Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hain?
Girls: Jab Wo Bra Utarne Lage!
|A 2 year old son spits water on floor.|
Wife: We don't spit! If it's in your mouth you swallow it. Husband raises his eyebrows
Wife: You shut up!
|Sardi Mein Yog Nahi Sambhog Ki Zarurat Hai!|
|Save a Life:|
A blowjob a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease!
|I always act like a gentleman... so I always let a woman go first. This helps me to check out her ass!|
|SERIOUS HEALTH WARNING:|
Licking a pussy is very dangerous to your health because it is
and 90% highly addictive!