• Char Dham Yatra for all Indian Men:<br/>

1. Bangkok<br/>

2. Macau<br/>

3. Tashkent <br/>

4. Amsterdam
    Char Dham Yatra for all Indian Men:
    1. Bangkok
    2. Macau
    3. Tashkent
    4. Amsterdam
  • Lungi Ke 4 Fayde:<br/>
Garmi Lage, Upar Karlo.<br/>
Thandi Lage, Aud Ke So Jao.<br/>
Naukri Chodni hai, Aage Se Upar Kar Lo.<br/>
Naukri Karni Hai, Peeche Se Upar Kar Lo!
    Lungi Ke 4 Fayde:
    Garmi Lage, Upar Karlo.
    Thandi Lage, Aud Ke So Jao.
    Naukri Chodni hai, Aage Se Upar Kar Lo.
    Naukri Karni Hai, Peeche Se Upar Kar Lo!
  • Why are women considered stronger than men?<br />
Because women carry two mountains on their chest;<br />
Whereas men carry only two stones and that too, with the help of a crane!
    Why are women considered stronger than men?
    Because women carry two mountains on their chest;
    Whereas men carry only two stones and that too, with the help of a crane!
  • Hard Fact:<br />
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence!
    Hard Fact:
    69% of people find something dirty in every sentence!
  • I was going to make an anal joke...<br />
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Butt Fuck it!
    I was going to make an anal joke...
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    Butt Fuck it!
  • Pappu: Yesterday, I saved a girl from being raped.<br/>
Bunty: Good! That's commendable, my dear friend. But how did you do that?<br/>
Pappu: I convinced her!
    Pappu: Yesterday, I saved a girl from being raped.
    Bunty: Good! That's commendable, my dear friend. But how did you do that?
    Pappu: I convinced her!
  • Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore;<br/>
Close Your Legs They're Not A Door!
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore;
    Close Your Legs They're Not A Door!
  • Going to random weddings and getting an erection by looking at hot girls is like:<br />
`Begaani Shaadi Mein Abb Lulla Deewana!`
    Going to random weddings and getting an erection by looking at hot girls is like:
    "Begaani Shaadi Mein Abb Lulla Deewana!"
  • Behind every - `Wow, congrats dude you deserved her!`<br />
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There is a `Iss Chutiye Ko Bhi Ladki Mil Gayi, Ek Main Hi Reh Geya Hun!`
    Behind every - "Wow, congrats dude you deserved her!"
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    There is a "Iss Chutiye Ko Bhi Ladki Mil Gayi, Ek Main Hi Reh Geya Hun!"
  • A blonde entered angrily into the store, slapped a package on the counter and said, "What the hell is this?"
    Clerk: Why Sir? Your cat didn't like them?
    Blonde looking embarrassed whispered: You mean 'Pussy Treats' is for cats?
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