• Girl: Kya Kehna Tha Tumhein Jaan?
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    Boy: What if L of Lucknow is replaced by F?
  • How do you know when your wife is really dead?<br/>
Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger!
    How do you know when your wife is really dead?
    Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger!
  • What would happen if the pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
    We would eat pussy every thanksgiving!
    Happy Thanksgiving!
  • My wife suggested we have coffee at home to save money. If she's really serious about saving money, she should give me sex at home!
    My wife suggested we have coffee at home to save money. If she's really serious about saving money, she should give me sex at home!
  • Girl: I want to breakup with you. Don't ever call me, you asshole. Fuck off!<br />
Boy: Arre main busy tha, new Lamborghini Aventador li hai maine!<br />
Girl: Awwww! My Jaanu! So cute! Kab li? Kahan hai? Baby meet me na please...<br />
Boy: Mobile pe li, NFS khelte huye unlock ki.<br />
Girl: Behen ke Laude!
    Girl: I want to breakup with you. Don't ever call me, you asshole. Fuck off!
    Boy: Arre main busy tha, new Lamborghini Aventador li hai maine!
    Girl: Awwww! My Jaanu! So cute! Kab li? Kahan hai? Baby meet me na please...
    Boy: Mobile pe li, NFS khelte huye unlock ki.
    Girl: Behen ke Laude!
  • Ladki: Dadi Ji, Aapke Zamane Mein 10-10 Bacche Kyu Hote The?<br />
Dadi: Arrey Beti, Hamare Zamane Mein Raat Ko Log Whatsapp aur Facebook Pe Time Kharaab Nahi Karte The!
    Ladki: Dadi Ji, Aapke Zamane Mein 10-10 Bacche Kyu Hote The?
    Dadi: Arrey Beti, Hamare Zamane Mein Raat Ko Log Whatsapp aur Facebook Pe Time Kharaab Nahi Karte The!
  • Boyfriend and girlfriend were watching porn.
    Girlfriend: Did you see that! It's so disgusting!
    Boyfriend: What?
    Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!
  • If it weren't for Winters and Quilts, most of the people wouldn't have discovered Masturbation!
    If it weren't for Winters and Quilts, most of the people wouldn't have discovered Masturbation!
  • A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it!
  • Why do women have two holes so close together?
    In case, you miss!