|Mother: Beti, Aaj Function Mein Bracelet Pehnogi Ya Kangan?|
Girl: Maa Chudi Padi Hai Wahi Pehan Lungi.
I bet, you read it wrong!
|Hindi - Woh Church Mein Padri Hai.|
English - She is farting in church!
|After having sex with a girl, there's nothing worse than looking down to see a split, leaking condom hanging off the end of your dick, particularly when you weren't wearing one to start with!|
|Women just don't like me.|
When I called one of those phone sex lines, the woman said she had a headache!
|#RamRahim verdict clearly demonstrates the consequences of putting your Love Charger in someone else's cell phones!|
|Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude.|
Boy: Then show me some more attitude!
|How can you tell when a blonde is dating?|
By the buckle print on her forehead!
|Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.|
Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti!
|Heart touching lines by a girlfriend.|
"Mere Boobs Ka Size Badal Ke Kahin Tum Na Badal Jana!"
|Dog: I am man's best friend.|
Cat: I am man's best friend.
Dog: He even named one of his teeth (canine) after me.
Cat: Oh yeah? You're so not going to win this one!