• Girlfriend: Do these pants make my ass look fat?<br/>
Boyfriend: No... but they make your camel toe look like a club foot!
    Girlfriend: Do these pants make my ass look fat?
    Boyfriend: No... but they make your camel toe look like a club foot!
  • Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho?<br/>
Boss: ➰ 〰<br/>
Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir?<br/>
Boss: Jhaant Barabar!
    Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho?
    Boss: ➰ 〰
    Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir?
    Boss: Jhaant Barabar!
  • May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the arse of anyone who fucks up your new year and may their arms be too smart to scratch it.<br/>
All the best for 2018!
    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the arse of anyone who fucks up your new year and may their arms be too smart to scratch it.
    All the best for 2018!
  • Don't make jokes on boobs they are already D-pressed!
    Don't make jokes on boobs they are already D-pressed!
  • What did I learn today?<br/>
If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier!
    What did I learn today?
    If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier!
  • From Sucking at Sex to Sucksex - may you complete this journey in the New Year!
    From Sucking at Sex to Sucksex - may you complete this journey in the New Year!
  • `Planes, trains and go fuck yourself`: A practical guide to long distance dating!
    "Planes, trains and go fuck yourself": A practical guide to long distance dating!
  • How people motivate you in India?<br/>
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`Kya Hua Fatt Gayi`!
    How people motivate you in India?







    "Kya Hua Fatt Gayi"!
  • Be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your fucking shine!
    Be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your fucking shine!
  • A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, a Hindu, a Pagan and an atheist all walk into a coffee shop.<br/>
And they talk, laugh, joke, sing, drink coffee and become good friends.<br/>
It's not a joke. It's what happens when you're not an asshole!
    A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, a Hindu, a Pagan and an atheist all walk into a coffee shop.
    And they talk, laugh, joke, sing, drink coffee and become good friends.
    It's not a joke. It's what happens when you're not an asshole!