• Amazing Fact:<br/>
Imran Khan has become the first ever cricketer to complete a Hat-trick with Two Balls only!
    Amazing Fact:
    Imran Khan has become the first ever cricketer to complete a Hat-trick with Two Balls only!
  • Troubles are like dicks, everybody thinks they got the biggest!
    Troubles are like dicks, everybody thinks they got the biggest!
  • At 33 he quits smoking - Will Power<br/>
At 43 he quits drinking - Will Power<br/>
At 53 he quits gambling - Will Power<br/>
At 63 he quits sex - Power Failure
    At 33 he quits smoking - Will Power
    At 43 he quits drinking - Will Power
    At 53 he quits gambling - Will Power
    At 63 he quits sex - Power Failure
  • Agar Hum Gaand Ki Picture Ko Zoom In Karenge Toh Pixel Phatege Ki Gaand?
    Agar Hum Gaand Ki Picture Ko Zoom In Karenge Toh Pixel Phatege Ki Gaand?
  • One single word screwed up my relationship. <br/>
I wrote to her, `Jab Tak Tera Bharosa Hai, Apna Relation Chalta Rahega`. <br/>
`Bharosa` was mistyped.
Yes, you are thinking right!
    One single word screwed up my relationship.
    I wrote to her, "Jab Tak Tera Bharosa Hai, Apna Relation Chalta Rahega".
    "Bharosa" was mistyped. Yes, you are thinking right!
  • Roses are Red <br/>
Durex is Blue <br/>
Use protection this  Valentine's or you'll have to celebrate  Children's Day too!
    Roses are Red
    Durex is Blue
    Use protection this Valentine's or you'll have to celebrate Children's Day too!
  • In a hotel in London:<br/>
The room service boy knocks on the door, and says `Here are your Pringles, Sir.`<br/>
The Arab guest looks at the box of potato chips for a few minutes appearing totally confused. Finally, he says, `Wallah Habibi, I said Bring Girls.`
    In a hotel in London:
    The room service boy knocks on the door, and says "Here are your Pringles, Sir."
    The Arab guest looks at the box of potato chips for a few minutes appearing totally confused. Finally, he says, "Wallah Habibi, I said Bring Girls."
  • Gentlemen give their jacket to girls when they're cold because no one wants a blowjob from a girl when her teeth are chattering!
    Gentlemen give their jacket to girls when they're cold because no one wants a blowjob from a girl when her teeth are chattering!
  • What did one saggy boob say to another saggy boob?<br/>
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we are nuts!
    What did one saggy boob say to another saggy boob?
    If we don't get some support soon, people will think we are nuts!
  • Since 3 days now I haven't gone to work my neighbour cheated on his wife and she got angry and I heard her shouting at him that she will also have sex with all the neighbours. <br/> <br/>

I'm still here waiting for my turn but nothing! Why are these women liars?
    Since 3 days now I haven't gone to work my neighbour cheated on his wife and she got angry and I heard her shouting at him that she will also have sex with all the neighbours.

    I'm still here waiting for my turn but nothing! Why are these women liars?