|Rajesh: Hi Reema.|
Reema: Hi Rajes.
Rajesh: It's not Rajes it's Rajesh, it has an extra H in it.
Reema: What difference does a single H make?
Rajesh grabs her waist, pulls her closer and asks, "Ab Bataa, Chhodu ya Chodu?
|Husband is praying before going to bed.|
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!
|A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."|
The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"
To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"
|What is the definition of making love?|
Something a woman does while a guy is shagging her!
|Husband: Want a quickie?|
Wife: As opposed to what?
|Where do you get virgin wool from?|
|What do puppies and near-sighted gynecologists have in common?|
|I'm so single that the only thing I turn on each night is my alarm!|
|Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!|
|There is no bad whisky, there are only some whiskys that aren't as good as others.|
Same can be said of girls!