• Mother: Beti, Aaj Function Mein Bracelet Pehnogi Ya Kangan?<br/>
Girl: Maa Chudi Padi Hai Wahi Pehan Lungi.<br/>
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I bet, you read it wrong!
    Mother: Beti, Aaj Function Mein Bracelet Pehnogi Ya Kangan?
    Girl: Maa Chudi Padi Hai Wahi Pehan Lungi.
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    I bet, you read it wrong!
  • Hindi - Woh Church Mein Padri Hai.<br/>
English - She is farting in church!
    Hindi - Woh Church Mein Padri Hai.
    English - She is farting in church!
  • After having sex with a girl, there's nothing worse than looking down to see a split, leaking condom hanging off the end of your dick, particularly when you weren't wearing one to start with!
    After having sex with a girl, there's nothing worse than looking down to see a split, leaking condom hanging off the end of your dick, particularly when you weren't wearing one to start with!
  • Women just don't like me.<br/>
When I called one of those phone sex lines, the woman said she had a headache!
    Women just don't like me.
    When I called one of those phone sex lines, the woman said she had a headache!
  • #RamRahim verdict clearly demonstrates the consequences of putting your Love Charger in someone else's cell phones!
    #RamRahim verdict clearly demonstrates the consequences of putting your Love Charger in someone else's cell phones!
  • Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude.<br/>
Boy: Then show me some more attitude!
    Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude.
    Boy: Then show me some more attitude!
  • How can you tell when a blonde is dating?<br/>
By the buckle print on her forehead!
    How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
    By the buckle print on her forehead!
  • Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.<br/>
Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti!
    Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.
    Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti!
  • Heart touching lines by a girlfriend.<br/>
`Mere Boobs Ka Size Badal Ke Kahin Tum Na Badal Jana!`
    Heart touching lines by a girlfriend.
    "Mere Boobs Ka Size Badal Ke Kahin Tum Na Badal Jana!"
  • Dog: I am man's best friend.<br/>
Cat: I am man's best friend.<br/>
Dog: He even named one of his teeth (canine) after me.<br/>
Cat: Oh yeah? You're so not going to win this one!
    Dog: I am man's best friend.
    Cat: I am man's best friend.
    Dog: He even named one of his teeth (canine) after me.
    Cat: Oh yeah? You're so not going to win this one!
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