• Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in the middle of a divorce.
    "Mickey," the judge says, "Minnie seems quite normal to me. I can't grant you a divorce just because you think she's crazy."
    "I didn't say she was crazy," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was fucking Goofy!"
  • My Bengali colleague told me today that he had an "Open-Dicks Operation".
    I think, he meant Appendix!
  • The capacity to watch complete Porn film, and that too without putting it on fast forward, should be considered an achievement par excellence!
    The capacity to watch complete Porn film, and that too without putting it on fast forward, should be considered an achievement par excellence!
  • On wedding night, the dentist doesn't get an erection so he used his finger.
    His wife asked, "What is this?"
    Dentist replied, "Darling, it's a temporary filling"!
  • A Risky Question:
    Aggar Ek Taraf Sher Khada Ho Aur Dusri Taraf - Mera Khada Ho; To Batao...
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    Tum Kis Ki Taraf Jaoge?
    Ab Hanso Mat Bolo - Jaan Pyari Hai Ya Gaand!
  • Love surely comes from the heart... but I suspect that Boobs contribute a lot!
  • A young officer told his Commanding Officer on not being granted leave, Sir, you are now behaving like a Negro's left ball"".
    CO: What the heck do you mean?
    Officer: Sir, neither you are fair nor you are right!
  • Santa: Son, quit masturbating or yo'll go blind.<br />
Pappu: Dad, I'm over here!
    Santa: Son, quit masturbating or yo'll go blind.
    Pappu: Dad, I'm over here!
  • Ek 8 Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola, "Bhai Sahab, Ek Packet Cigarette Dena"!
    Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola, "Itne Chote Aur Cigrarette?"
    Ladka: Mere Liye Nahi, Apne Chote Bhai Ke Liye Le Raha Hoon. Mere Liye To Ek Packet Condom De Do!
  • If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have headache and sex at the same time?