• For those who know nothing about how to satisfy a woman: The 'G' spot is located at the end of the word shopping!
  • A woman is responsible for the youthful image of penis. Only and only she can manage to keep it WRINKLE FREE!
    A woman is responsible for the youthful image of penis. Only and only she can manage to keep it WRINKLE FREE!
  • A man and his wife are in the bedroom one night and they have just finished the sex act.
    "Honey, did you enjoy the sex we just made?", he asks.
    "Yes, of course, Dear. Didn't you hear me laughing?"
  • Why shouldn't you have a gay monkey and a gay squirrel in the same tree?
    Because the monkey will go bananas over the squirrel's nuts!
  • Jeeto and Preeto are shopping together at the supermarket.
    When they get to the vegetables, Jeeto lifts a good sized potato in each hand and says, "You know, Preeto, these remind me of Santa's balls."
    Jeeto, impressed says, "Hmm, that big, huh?"
    "No", Jeeto answers. "That dirty!"
  • How would Cricket commentators define a naked girl?
    No cover, No extra cover, 2 silly points, 2 fine legs, 1 deep gully and a little grass on the pitch. It seems to be wonderful conditions to have a first go and come out on top!
  • Maine Paani Manga To Sagar Mila;
    Phool Manga To Bagicha Mila;
    Ghar Manga To Aalishan Mahal Mila;
    Lekin Jab Gaand Mangi To Tumhara Number Mila!
    Main Kab Aaun, Teri Lene?
  • A couple in a cinema hall.
    Wife: Hey, the guy next to me is wanking.
    Husband: Dear ignore him. It shall create an unnecessary scene.
    Wife: I can't. He is using my hand!
  • Boy: Meeh Painda Ganneaa Te, Ni Ik Dandi Vadd Lain De Apne Sohne Mummya Te!<br />
Girl: Meeh Painda Vattyan Te, Ik Diyan Do Vadd Layi Mere Bapu De Tatteyan Te!
    Boy: Meeh Painda Ganneaa Te, Ni Ik Dandi Vadd Lain De Apne Sohne Mummya Te!
    Girl: Meeh Painda Vattyan Te, Ik Diyan Do Vadd Layi Mere Bapu De Tatteyan Te!
  • A Punjabi medium educated young lady's RESUME:
    Special qualification: I am flexible enough to perform in all positions!