|For those who know nothing about how to satisfy a woman: The 'G' spot is located at the end of the word shopping!|
|A woman is responsible for the youthful image of penis. Only and only she can manage to keep it WRINKLE FREE!|
|A man and his wife are in the bedroom one night and they have just finished the sex act.|
"Honey, did you enjoy the sex we just made?", he asks.
"Yes, of course, Dear. Didn't you hear me laughing?"
|Why shouldn't you have a gay monkey and a gay squirrel in the same tree?|
Because the monkey will go bananas over the squirrel's nuts!
|Jeeto and Preeto are shopping together at the supermarket.|
When they get to the vegetables, Jeeto lifts a good sized potato in each hand and says, "You know, Preeto, these remind me of Santa's balls."
Jeeto, impressed says, "Hmm, that big, huh?"
"No", Jeeto answers. "That dirty!"
|How would Cricket commentators define a naked girl?|
No cover, No extra cover, 2 silly points, 2 fine legs, 1 deep gully and a little grass on the pitch. It seems to be wonderful conditions to have a first go and come out on top!
|Maine Paani Manga To Sagar Mila;|
Phool Manga To Bagicha Mila;
Ghar Manga To Aalishan Mahal Mila;
Lekin Jab Gaand Mangi To Tumhara Number Mila!
Main Kab Aaun, Teri Lene?
|A couple in a cinema hall.|
Wife: Hey, the guy next to me is wanking.
Husband: Dear ignore him. It shall create an unnecessary scene.
Wife: I can't. He is using my hand!
|Boy: Meeh Painda Ganneaa Te, Ni Ik Dandi Vadd Lain De Apne Sohne Mummya Te!|
Girl: Meeh Painda Vattyan Te, Ik Diyan Do Vadd Layi Mere Bapu De Tatteyan Te!
|A Punjabi medium educated young lady's RESUME:|
Special qualification: I am flexible enough to perform in all positions!