|There's a time and place for everything. You just got to convince her for sex!|
|I want to kiss your lips. The ones below your belly!|
|Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?|
Salma: Pathans don't need any contraceptives because they attack from the back side.
Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms.
Salma: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean!
|If sex without wife's consent is RAPE then by this logic, isn't|
spending husband's money by the wife without his consent ROBBERY?
|For the information of all Men:|
What is better than Porn?
|At 18 a lady is like Football, 22 men behind her;|
At 28 Basketball, 10 men behind her;
At 38 Golf ball, 1 man behind her;
At 48 Table Tennis ball, 1 man pushing her to another!
|Why does a bride smile when she's walking down the aisle?|
She knows she's given her last blow job!
|Here lies the bones of screwy Rick|
Cursed at death with a corkscrew dick
Spent his life in a futile hunt
To find a girl with a corkscrew cunt
He found that girl, but now he is dead
The no account bitch had a left-hand thread!
|A big dick doesn't mean anything if its attached to a bigger dick!|
A boy who?
A boy who can't fucking reach the doorbell!