• Doctor after examining Santa: Have you ever given yourself a prostate examination?<br />
Santa: Not deliberately, but my wife sometimes buys cheap toilet paper!
    Doctor after examining Santa: Have you ever given yourself a prostate examination?
    Santa: Not deliberately, but my wife sometimes buys cheap toilet paper!
  • Difference between eFuck and eRape?<br />
A girl putting her mobile in her pussy on Vibration Mode and asks her boyfriend to call is eFuck;<br />
And if someone else calls then its eRape!
    Difference between eFuck and eRape?
    A girl putting her mobile in her pussy on Vibration Mode and asks her boyfriend to call is eFuck;
    And if someone else calls then its eRape!
  • Dost Tera Naam Main Kya Rakhu;
    Sapna Rakhu Toh Andhura Rahega;
    Dil Rakhu Toh Kahin Tut Na Jaye;
    Fir Socha Ke:
    Lauda Rakhu - Jarurat Padegi Tab Khada Toh Rahega!
  • Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?<br />
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.<br />
Santa: What?<br />
Pappu: Yeah. Or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.<br />
Santa: You have started watching porn!
    Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
    Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
    Santa: What?
    Pappu: Yeah. Or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
    Santa: You have started watching porn!
  • For those who know nothing about how to satisfy a woman: The 'G' spot is located at the end of the word shopping!
  • A woman is responsible for the youthful image of penis. Only and only she can manage to keep it WRINKLE FREE!
    A woman is responsible for the youthful image of penis. Only and only she can manage to keep it WRINKLE FREE!
  • A man and his wife are in the bedroom one night and they have just finished the sex act.
    "Honey, did you enjoy the sex we just made?", he asks.
    "Yes, of course, Dear. Didn't you hear me laughing?"
  • Why shouldn't you have a gay monkey and a gay squirrel in the same tree?
    Because the monkey will go bananas over the squirrel's nuts!
  • Jeeto and Preeto are shopping together at the supermarket.
    When they get to the vegetables, Jeeto lifts a good sized potato in each hand and says, "You know, Preeto, these remind me of Santa's balls."
    Jeeto, impressed says, "Hmm, that big, huh?"
    "No", Jeeto answers. "That dirty!"
  • How would Cricket commentators define a naked girl?
    No cover, No extra cover, 2 silly points, 2 fine legs, 1 deep gully and a little grass on the pitch. It seems to be wonderful conditions to have a first go and come out on top!