• There's a time and place for everything. You just got to convince her for sex!
    There's a time and place for everything. You just got to convince her for sex!
  • I want to kiss your lips. The ones below your belly!
  • Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?<br />
Salma: Pathans don't need any contraceptives because they attack from the back side.<br />
Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms.<br />
Salma: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean!
    Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?
    Salma: Pathans don't need any contraceptives because they attack from the back side.
    Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms.
    Salma: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean!
  • If sex without wife's consent is RAPE then by this logic, isn't
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    spending husband's money by the wife without his consent ROBBERY?
  • For the information of all Men:
    What is better than Porn?
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    HD PORN!
  • At 18 a lady is like Football, 22 men behind her;
    At 28 Basketball, 10 men behind her;
    At 38 Golf ball, 1 man behind her;
    At 48 Table Tennis ball, 1 man pushing her to another!
  • Why does a bride smile when she's walking down the aisle?
    She knows she's given her last blow job!
  • Here lies the bones of screwy Rick
    Cursed at death with a corkscrew dick
    Spent his life in a futile hunt
    To find a girl with a corkscrew cunt
    He found that girl, but now he is dead
    The no account bitch had a left-hand thread!
  • A big dick doesn't mean anything if its attached to a bigger dick!
  • Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    A boy!
    A boy who?
    A boy who can't fucking reach the doorbell!