|Doctor after examining Santa: Have you ever given yourself a prostate examination?|
Santa: Not deliberately, but my wife sometimes buys cheap toilet paper!
|Difference between eFuck and eRape?|
A girl putting her mobile in her pussy on Vibration Mode and asks her boyfriend to call is eFuck;
And if someone else calls then its eRape!
|Dost Tera Naam Main Kya Rakhu;|
Sapna Rakhu Toh Andhura Rahega;
Dil Rakhu Toh Kahin Tut Na Jaye;
Fir Socha Ke:
Lauda Rakhu - Jarurat Padegi Tab Khada Toh Rahega!
|Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?|
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
Pappu: Yeah. Or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
Santa: You have started watching porn!
|For those who know nothing about how to satisfy a woman: The 'G' spot is located at the end of the word shopping!|
|A woman is responsible for the youthful image of penis. Only and only she can manage to keep it WRINKLE FREE!|
|A man and his wife are in the bedroom one night and they have just finished the sex act.|
"Honey, did you enjoy the sex we just made?", he asks.
"Yes, of course, Dear. Didn't you hear me laughing?"
|Why shouldn't you have a gay monkey and a gay squirrel in the same tree?|
Because the monkey will go bananas over the squirrel's nuts!
|Jeeto and Preeto are shopping together at the supermarket.|
When they get to the vegetables, Jeeto lifts a good sized potato in each hand and says, "You know, Preeto, these remind me of Santa's balls."
Jeeto, impressed says, "Hmm, that big, huh?"
"No", Jeeto answers. "That dirty!"
|How would Cricket commentators define a naked girl?|
No cover, No extra cover, 2 silly points, 2 fine legs, 1 deep gully and a little grass on the pitch. It seems to be wonderful conditions to have a first go and come out on top!