• I'm not too good at algebra but doesn't U+1 = 69?
    I'm not too good at algebra but doesn't U+1 = 69?
  • GENERATION GAP:

    Three generation of hookers are sitting around talking when the daughter says, "you know, I got really pissed off today when a guy gave me only $50 for giving him a blowjob."
    The mother says, "$50? Back in the 1950's we were happy to get $20!"
    And the grandmother comments, "Twenty dollars? Ha! back in the 1930's we were just happy to have something warm in our stomachs!"
  • For a man, his friends are very precious like his balls... very close, always reachable, hanging around doing nothing; and without them he is not a man!
  • Advice:
    Before making any promise to a girl, wank twice... it may change your opinion!
  • Banta shook Santa's hand and asked, "So how's your Sex Partner?
    Santa with great sadness, "You are shaking it right now!"
  • P: Pull/Push
    U: Until
    S: She
    S: Screams
    Y: Yesssss!
  • Santa: Hey, how's your sex life?<br />
Banta: Non-existent. After tiring herself out on WhatsApp during the day, my wife is in no mood to care about What's Up at night!
    Santa: Hey, how's your sex life?
    Banta: Non-existent. After tiring herself out on WhatsApp during the day, my wife is in no mood to care about What's Up at night!
  • Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?<br/>
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.<br/>
Dad: What?<br/>
Pappu: Yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.<br/>
Santa: You went through my porn videos again, did you?
    Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
    Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
    Dad: What?
    Pappu: Yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
    Santa: You went through my porn videos again, did you?
  • Angry neighbour: You slept with my wife, you son of a bitch, I'm gonna make you pay for that.<br />
Santa: Bullshit, why should I pay TWICE!
    Angry neighbour: You slept with my wife, you son of a bitch, I'm gonna make you pay for that.
    Santa: Bullshit, why should I pay TWICE!
  • There's a big difference between men and women when they say:
    "I finished an entire box of tissues watching that film last night!"
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