• Researchers at the University of 'Honolulu' have concluded that 'Penis' is the greatest breakfast because it has a mushroom head, a hot dog, 2 eggs and cream, which provide all the essential nutrients to make women healthy!
  • Rakhi has big;
    Sonam has none;
    Kareena has small;
    Priyanka Chopra has two small.
    Rani Mukherji has one big and one small;
    What is it?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    The letter 'R'!
    But I like the way you think!
  • That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too!
  • The night was almost gone,
    As I opened my eyes with a yawn.
    I was quite amazed
    With her thighs on my face,
    I was seeing the crack of Dawn!
  • 1st time Kiya to Khoon Aaya.
    2nd time Kiya to Dard Hua.
    3rd time Kiya to Jalan Hui.
    4th time Kiya to Smoothly Hua.
    Shuruvat Mein Shaving Aise Hi Hoti Hai!
  • ____( )_________ this is Sunny Leone sleeping...
    __________________ this is Sonam Kapoor sleeping...
    __________||______ and this is YOU!
  • A girl was toweling her wet Pussy. She enjoyed it very much and started rubbing it vigourosly until the pussy cried 'meow'... and ran away.
    Be kind to animals and cleanse your thoughts!
  • Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
    Doctor: How do u figure that?
    Blonde: Every time a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet!
  • Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be!
  • What is the definition of a tough competitor?
    In a masturbation contest, he finishes first, third and ninth!