|I'm not too good at algebra but doesn't U+1 = 69?|
Three generation of hookers are sitting around talking when the daughter says, "you know, I got really pissed off today when a guy gave me only $50 for giving him a blowjob."
The mother says, "$50? Back in the 1950's we were happy to get $20!"
And the grandmother comments, "Twenty dollars? Ha! back in the 1930's we were just happy to have something warm in our stomachs!"
|For a man, his friends are very precious like his balls... very close, always reachable, hanging around doing nothing; and without them he is not a man!|
Before making any promise to a girl, wank twice... it may change your opinion!
|Banta shook Santa's hand and asked, "So how's your Sex Partner?|
Santa with great sadness, "You are shaking it right now!"
|Santa: Hey, how's your sex life?|
Banta: Non-existent. After tiring herself out on WhatsApp during the day, my wife is in no mood to care about What's Up at night!
|Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?|
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
Pappu: Yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
Santa: You went through my porn videos again, did you?
|Angry neighbour: You slept with my wife, you son of a bitch, I'm gonna make you pay for that.|
Santa: Bullshit, why should I pay TWICE!
|There's a big difference between men and women when they say:|
"I finished an entire box of tissues watching that film last night!"