|Weekends are like orgasms... it takes a whole week of foreplay to reach there.|
And when you get there, it's all over in no time!
|They have made a new drug for depressed lesbians. And they named it... Trycoxagain!|
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her!
|How do Pathans practice safe sex?|
They mark the camels that kick!
|Opinions are like orgasms. Mine's more important and I don't care if you have one!|
|I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'U' in it. But 'quickie' has 'U' and 'I' together!|
|Sex is like a gas station.|
Sometimes you get full service;
Sometimes you gotta ask for service;
And sometimes you have to be happy with "self service"!
|Santa: I met a very curvaceous girl in a bar last night.|
Banta: Wow! Then what happened?
Santa: She said she wanted the night to be magical... so I screwed her and disappeared!
Girl: I'm 19 and I'm pregnant. How do I tell my parents?
Amazing reply: if you can open your legs then why not your mouth!
|You know you're forever alone when you take care of your right hand more than any other body part!|