• Weekends are like orgasms... it takes a whole week of foreplay to reach there.<br />
And when you get there, it's all over in no time!
    Weekends are like orgasms... it takes a whole week of foreplay to reach there.
    And when you get there, it's all over in no time!
  • They have made a new drug for depressed lesbians. And they named it... Trycoxagain!
  • Making Love:
    Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her!
  • How do Pathans practice safe sex?
    They mark the camels that kick!
  • Opinions are like orgasms. Mine's more important and I don't care if you have one!
    Opinions are like orgasms. Mine's more important and I don't care if you have one!
  • I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'U' in it. But 'quickie' has 'U' and 'I' together!
  • Sex is like a gas station.
    Sometimes you get full service;
    Sometimes you gotta ask for service;
    And sometimes you have to be happy with "self service"!
  • Santa: I met a very curvaceous girl in a bar last night.<br />
Banta: Wow! Then what happened?<br />
Santa: She said she wanted the night to be magical... so I screwed her and disappeared!
    Santa: I met a very curvaceous girl in a bar last night.
    Banta: Wow! Then what happened?
    Santa: She said she wanted the night to be magical... so I screwed her and disappeared!
  • Agony Aunt:<br />
Girl: I'm 19 and I'm pregnant. How do I tell my parents?<br />
Amazing reply: if you can open your legs then why not your mouth!
    Agony Aunt:
    Girl: I'm 19 and I'm pregnant. How do I tell my parents?
    Amazing reply: if you can open your legs then why not your mouth!
  • You know you're forever alone when you take care of your right hand more than any other body part!