• Drinker: There is only one similarity between me & you.<br/>
Non-drinker: And what's that?<br/>
Drinker: Hum Dono Ek Dusre Ki Nazar Mein Chutiye Hain!
    Drinker: There is only one similarity between me & you.
    Non-drinker: And what's that?
    Drinker: Hum Dono Ek Dusre Ki Nazar Mein Chutiye Hain!
  • Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!
  • VAT-69, when launched in Punjab, resulted in massive protests...<br/>   
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They thought it was a Tax on Sex!
    VAT-69, when launched in Punjab, resulted in massive protests...
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    They thought it was a Tax on Sex!
  • There is no bad whisky, there are only some whiskys that aren't as good as others.<br/>
Same can be said of girls!
    There is no bad whisky, there are only some whiskys that aren't as good as others.
    Same can be said of girls!
  • Why are hangovers better than women?<br />
Hangovers go away!
    Why are hangovers better than women?
    Hangovers go away!
  • Red Bull may give you wings;
    But Whisky gives you balls!