• What do you call two nuns and a blonde?<br/>
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
    Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
  • How can you tell when a blonde is dating?<br/>
By the buckle print on her forehead!Upload to Facebook
    How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
    By the buckle print on her forehead!
  • Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
    More leg-room!
  • What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
    Way to go, guys!
  • A blonde entered angrily into the store, slapped a package on the counter and said, "What the hell is this?"
    Clerk: Why Sir? Your cat didn't like them?
    Blonde looking embarrassed whispered: You mean 'Pussy Treats' is for cats?
  • Why did the blonde have square tits?
    Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes!
  • Ques: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
    Ans: By the chipped tooth.
  • How did the blonde lawyer sway the judge?
    She dropped her briefs!
  • Why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?
    She was afraid of getting hearing aids!
  • A young blonde woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms.
    He replies, "Yes we do. What size would you like?"
    The blonde responds, "Oh, just mix them up, I am not going steady with anyone right now!"
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