|A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."|
The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"
To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"
|What do you call two nuns and a blonde?|
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
|How can you tell when a blonde is dating?|
By the buckle print on her forehead!
|Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?|
|What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?|
Way to go, guys!
|A blonde entered angrily into the store, slapped a package on the counter and said, "What the hell is this?"|
Clerk: Why Sir? Your cat didn't like them?
Blonde looking embarrassed whispered: You mean 'Pussy Treats' is for cats?
|Why did the blonde have square tits?|
Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes!
|Ques: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?|
Ans: By the chipped tooth.
|How did the blonde lawyer sway the judge?|
She dropped her briefs!
|Why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?|
She was afraid of getting hearing aids!