|Q: What did one blondes leg say to the other?|
A: Between you and me, we could make a lot of money.
|Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?|
A: You have to get them hot, before you put in the meat.
|Q: What does a blonde put behind her ear to make herself more attractive?|
A: Her Ankles.
|Q: How do you know a blonde has been using a computer?|
A: The Joystick is wet.
|Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?|
A: When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
|Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?|
A: An "Ironing Board's" legs are harder to open.
|Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shower?|
A: A shower has to be turned on to get wet.
|Hair dresser: That man has so much dandruff. Let's give him 'Head and Shoulders'. Blonde: How do you give shoulders?|
|Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toilet?|
A: A toilet won't follow you after you use it.
|Q: What is the mating call of an ugly blonde?|
A: Screaming herself hoarse, "I said, I am drunk."