• Q: What did one blondes leg say to the other?
    A: Between you and me, we could make a lot of money.
  • Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?
    A: You have to get them hot, before you put in the meat.
  • Q: What does a blonde put behind her ear to make herself more attractive?
    A: Her Ankles.
  • Q: How do you know a blonde has been using a computer?
    A: The Joystick is wet.
  • Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
    A: When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
  • Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
    A: An "Ironing Board's" legs are harder to open.
  • Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shower?<br />
A: A shower has to be turned on to get wet.
    Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shower?
    A: A shower has to be turned on to get wet.
  • Hair dresser: That man has so much dandruff. Let's give him 'Head and Shoulders'. Blonde: How do you give shoulders?
  • Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
    A: A toilet won't follow you after you use it.
  • Q: What is the mating call of an ugly blonde?
    A: Screaming herself hoarse, "I said, I am drunk."
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