• A young blonde woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms.
    He replies, "Yes we do. What size would you like?"
    The blonde responds, "Oh, just mix them up, I am not going steady with anyone right now!"
  • What do a blonde and a barn have in common?<br/>
They always have a cock in them!
    What do a blonde and a barn have in common?
    They always have a cock in them!
  • The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office.
    "What seems to be the problem? " the doctor asked.
    "Well, I, uh", she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
    "I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
    "That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
  • Why do blondes have a hard time getting pregnant?
    Because they blow it every time!
  • Why is a blonde like a shotgun?
    Give her a cock, and she's ready to blow!
  • Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?
    They have to pull their own pants down!
  • Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
    Doctor: How do u figure that?
    Blonde: Every time a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet!
  • What is the definition of a perfect woman?
    A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub!
  • What does a blonde and your computer have in common?
    You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down!
  • Q: How is a blonde like a doorknob?
    A: Everyone gets a turn!
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