|A young blonde woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms.|
He replies, "Yes we do. What size would you like?"
The blonde responds, "Oh, just mix them up, I am not going steady with anyone right now!"
|What do a blonde and a barn have in common?|
They always have a cock in them!
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office.|
"What seems to be the problem? " the doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh", she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
|Why do blondes have a hard time getting pregnant?|
Because they blow it every time!
|Why is a blonde like a shotgun?|
Give her a cock, and she's ready to blow!
|Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?|
They have to pull their own pants down!
|Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.|
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Every time a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet!
|What is the definition of a perfect woman?|
A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub!
|What does a blonde and your computer have in common?|
You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down!
|Q: How is a blonde like a doorknob?|
A: Everyone gets a turn!