|Why don'y the blondes wear red lipstick?|
Because 'Red' means stop!
|Q: What did the blondes father say to his blonde daughter?|
A: If your not in bed by 11, come home.
|Why did a blonde woman lose her job as a cattle herder?|
She couldn't keep her calves together!
|What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?|
The blonde works in the dark!
|Why did the blonde fail her driving test?|
It's because every time the car stopped, she jumped into the back seat!
|Gynecologist: Relax, Madam. Haven't you ever been examined like this before?|
Blonde: Yes, but not by a doctor.
|A guy was lying in bed with his blonde girlfriend when she said, "I think my boobs are too small, I'm going to get a boob job".|
"Hmm," the guy replied, "My hands are too small... what do you think I should do?"
Blonde: Do you want a hand job?
Both're happily married to each other!
|A stunning blonde went to see her doctor.|
"Miss Tracy Johnson, how can I help you?" asked the doctor.
"It's my memory doctor, I can't remember a thing five minutes after I've done it", said Tracy.
"Just take off all your clothes and lie down". said the doctor.
|How does the blonde turn on the light after she has had sex?|
She opens the car door!
|Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?|
More leg room!