|Why do blondes take the pill?|
So they know what day of the week it is!
|How can you tell when a blonde is dating?|
By the buckle print on her forehead!
|Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?|
A: Tell her she's pregnant!
|Q: Why do blonde females never swim on their belly?|
A: When they feel something wet, they turn on their back!
|Q: Why is blonde like an old washing machine?|
A: Because they both drip after they're fucked!
|Q: Why don't blonde women use vibrators?|
A: It chips their teeth!
|A blonde has a car crash and an ambulance arrives.|
The paramedic asks, "How many fingers have I got up?"
The blonde replies, "Oh no, I think I'm paralyzed too".
|Q: What did the blond's father say to his blonde daughter?|
A: If your not in bed by 11, come home.
|Q: How does a blonde part their hair?|
A: By doing the splits.
|Q: What do you call a lesbian Blonde?|
A: A waste.