• Why do blondes take the pill?<br />
So they know what day of the week it is!
    Why do blondes take the pill?
    So they know what day of the week it is!
  • How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
    By the buckle print on her forehead!
  • Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
    A: Tell her she's pregnant!
  • Q: Why do blonde females never swim on their belly?
    A: When they feel something wet, they turn on their back!
  • Q: Why is blonde like an old washing machine?
    A: Because they both drip after they're fucked!
  • Q: Why don't blonde women use vibrators?
    A: It chips their teeth!
  • A blonde has a car crash and an ambulance arrives.
    The paramedic asks, "How many fingers have I got up?"
    The blonde replies, "Oh no, I think I'm paralyzed too".
  • Q: What did the blond's father say to his blonde daughter?
    A: If your not in bed by 11, come home.
  • Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
    A: By doing the splits.
  • Q: What do you call a lesbian Blonde?
    A: A waste.
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