|A midget casually walked up to a sexy blonde and said, "Hey, what do you say to a little fuck?"|
"Hello little fuck", the blonde replies casually.
|Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?|
So she wouldn't get "Hearing Aids".
|What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette...?|
A blonde doing cartwheels.
|What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?|
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
|Why did'nt the blonde get pregnant?|
She blew it every time.
|Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?|
They can't keep their calves together!
|Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?|
She kept having affairs with men!
|A blonde enters a Sex Shop and asks for a vibrator.|
Salesman: You can select from our range displayed on the wall.
Blonde: I'll take the red one.
Salesman: You can't, that's our Fire Extinguisher!
|Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?|
Because every time the door was opened, she jumped into the back seat.
|A doctor while acquainting himself with a new elderly blonde patient, asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After showing a blank face, she answered, "Why? Not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive."|