• A midget casually walked up to a sexy blonde and said, "Hey, what do you say to a little fuck?"
    "Hello little fuck", the blonde replies casually.
  • Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
    So she wouldn't get "Hearing Aids".
  • What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette...?
    A blonde doing cartwheels.
  • What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
    A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
  • Why did'nt the blonde get pregnant?
    She blew it every time.
  • Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
    They can't keep their calves together!
  • Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
    She kept having affairs with men!
  • A blonde enters a Sex Shop and asks for a vibrator.
    Salesman: You can select from our range displayed on the wall.
    Blonde: I'll take the red one.
    Salesman: You can't, that's our Fire Extinguisher!
  • Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
    Because every time the door was opened, she jumped into the back seat.
  • A doctor while acquainting himself with a new elderly blonde patient, asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After showing a blank face, she answered, "Why? Not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive."