• Q: Why can't blondes water-ski?
    A: When they get their crotch wet, they think they have to lay down.
  • Q: What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons?
    A: You can also sit upright in a car.
  • Doctor (taking up his stethoscope): Big breaths.
    Adolescent Blonde: Yeah and I'm not even thirteen.
  • Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
    A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap and it spreads easy.
  • Q: How are blondes and turtles alike?
    A: When they're on their backs, they're both screwed.
  • A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like and she replies, "Bring me a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"
  • Q: What is blonde-brunette, blonde-brunette, blonde-brunette...?
    A: A blonde doing cartwheels.
  • Q: Why are blondes' legs like railroad tracks?
    A: They both never meet.
  • Q: How do you know a blonde is having a bad day?
    A: Her Tampon is in her ear, and she can't find her pencil.
  • Q: What does blondes and computers have in common?
    A: They both go down.