• As Rancho said in '3 Idiots'.<br/>
`Kaam Chuno Jise Karne Mein Tumhein Maza Aaye`.<br/>
Had everyone followed that while choosing their careers, many men would have been porn stars!
    As Rancho said in '3 Idiots'.
    "Kaam Chuno Jise Karne Mein Tumhein Maza Aaye".
    Had everyone followed that while choosing their careers, many men would have been porn stars!
  • Pink movie was awesome but nothing can beat a blue movie!
    Pink movie was awesome but nothing can beat a blue movie!
  • DJ Waale Baabu Mera Gaana Baja Do
    DJ Waale Baabu Mera Gaana Baja Do
    DJ Waale Baabu Mera Gaana Baja Do
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    DJ: Gaana Toh Bata, Maa Ki Laawri!
  • #PornBan:<br />
Sunny Leone: I knew it before hand. That's why I left this industry!
    #PornBan:
    Sunny Leone: I knew it before hand. That's why I left this industry!
  • Sunny Leone: Meri next Hindi Movie horror hai... Main Sab Ko Dara Ke Rakh Dungi.<br>
Pappu: Darr Toh Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaayein!
    Sunny Leone: Meri next Hindi Movie horror hai... Main Sab Ko Dara Ke Rakh Dungi.
    Pappu: Darr Toh Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaayein!
  • In PK, Aamir Khan gets all his knowledge of language from a prostitute and strangely does not know what condom is!
    In PK, Aamir Khan gets all his knowledge of language from a prostitute and strangely does not know what condom is!
  • One of the girl's Facebook status is `Bang Bang tomorrow night. Damn Excited!`.<br/>

Damn confusing?
    One of the girl's Facebook status is "Bang Bang tomorrow night. Damn Excited!".
    Damn confusing?
  • Pehle "Mary Kom" movie ka Title bhi "Bhag Milka Bhag" ki Tarah hi Rakha tha.
    Par jab unhone Title ko Dobara Pada to Fir to Badalna hi Pada:
    "Maar Mary Maar`!
  • Look at the irony of life:
    Aamir Khan has to take off his clothes to act in Bollywood;
    And Sunny Leone has to wear clothes to act in Bollywood!
  • The Changing Times:
    1970 - 1985 = Sunny means Gavaskar
    1985 - 2010 = Sunny means Deol
    2010 - Current = Sunny means Leone
    Kaam Teeno ka Thukai ka hi hai!