• Teacher: What do you know about Sensex?
    Pappu: When someone engages in copulation with Riya Sen, Raima Sen, Rimi Sen, Konkana Sen or Sushmita Sen, et al., it's called "Sen Sex"!
  • Inspired by the hit movie "Life of Pi", Sunny Leone to produce a movie titled "Life on Chaar-Pi" (Woven Bedstead)!
  • Ajit: Mona darling, you're not wearing your panty today?
    Mona: Yes boss, you're simply great. But how do you really come to know about it?
    Ajit: I see dandruff on your shoes!
  • Why Ayesha Takia and Pamela Anderson could never really hug each other?
    Because they don't know each other!
    But I like the way you think!
  • Advertisement for a 2nd hand BMW showed a picture of Sunny Leone lying on a bed and the the slogan on it read:
    You know you're not the 1st one; but do you really care?
  • Saif Ali Khan's son is demanding all maternal rights, to start with he wants breast-feeding forthwith.
  • Kareena-Saif wedding:
    Everybody wants to know whether Saif, finally made it large last night?
  • Big B turns 70 today. It was his last night of 69 yesterday.
  • KLPD movie is really a KLPD!
  • Q: What's the biggest tragedy in the movie 'Sholay'?
    A: Well, first of all Thakur's wife dies and to make matters worse, Gabbar cuts off Thakur's hands.