• Pappu: Tumhe Kaisa Boyfriend Chahiye?<br/>
Girl: Jo Mujhe Time De, Pyaar De, Respect De, Appreciation De... Tumhein Kaisi Girlfriend Chahiye?<br/>
Pappu: Jo Mujhe De!
    Pappu: Tumhe Kaisa Boyfriend Chahiye?
    Girl: Jo Mujhe Time De, Pyaar De, Respect De, Appreciation De... Tumhein Kaisi Girlfriend Chahiye?
    Pappu: Jo Mujhe De!
  • Lady to Doctor: When I was unmarried, I had 6 abortions. Now I am married but can't get pregnant.<br/>
Doctor: You are a `Wild Bird` you can't breed in a ZOO!
    Lady to Doctor: When I was unmarried, I had 6 abortions. Now I am married but can't get pregnant.
    Doctor: You are a "Wild Bird" you can't breed in a ZOO!
  • Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?<br/>
Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
    Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
    Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
  • Principal: Keep your son under proper control.<br/>
Santa: What happened, sir? <br/>
Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity!
    Principal: Keep your son under proper control.
    Santa: What happened, sir?
    Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity!
  • Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.<br/>
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?<br/>
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
    Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.
    Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
    Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
  • Santa: I was screwing my wife last night and she looked back and said, `I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!`<br/>
Banta: Then?<br/>
Santa: As soon as I did, she screamed!<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!
    Santa: I was screwing my wife last night and she looked back and said, `I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!`
    Banta: Then?
    Santa: As soon as I did, she screamed!
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!
  • Girl: I'll suck your brain.<br/>
Pappu: We don't call it brain!
    Girl: I'll suck your brain.
    Pappu: We don't call it brain!
  • Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Our neighbor Professor Hamid is gay.<br/>
Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor!
    Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Our neighbor Professor Hamid is gay.
    Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor!
  • Think before you send Good Morning text to someone.
    Banta messaged Santa: GM!
    Santa texted back: Tu Apni GM!
  • Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?<br/>
Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
    Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?
    Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
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