• Girl: I'll suck your brain.<br/>
Pappu: We don't call it brain!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I'll suck your brain.
    Pappu: We don't call it brain!
  • Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Our neighbor Professor Hamid is gay.<br/>
Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor!Upload to Facebook
    Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Our neighbor Professor Hamid is gay.
    Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor!
  • Think before you send Good Morning text to someone.
    Banta messaged Santa: GM!
    Santa texted back: Tu Apni GM!
  • Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?<br/>
Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?
    Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
  • A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, `Bring me a beer.`<br/>
The bartender then asks, `Anheuser-Busch?`<br/>
To which she replies, `Fine thanks, and how's your cock?`Upload to Facebook
    A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."
    The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"
    To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"
  • Neighbour: Do you have some oil?<br/>
Santa: No, but you can use Vaseline.<br/>
Neighbour: I am asking for the cooking oil!Upload to Facebook
    Neighbour: Do you have some oil?
    Santa: No, but you can use Vaseline.
    Neighbour: I am asking for the cooking oil!
  • What do you call two nuns and a blonde?<br/>
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
    Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
  • Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?<br/>
Banta: Why do you think that?<br/>
Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?
    Banta: Why do you think that?
    Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!
  • A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, `All lawyers are assholes!` <br/>
The man jumped to his feet and said, `Hey! I resent that!` <br/>
`Are you a lawyer?`<br/>
`No, I'm an asshole!`Upload to Facebook
    A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, "All lawyers are assholes!"
    The man jumped to his feet and said, "Hey! I resent that!"
    "Are you a lawyer?"
    "No, I'm an asshole!"
  • Border Par Jung Shuru Ho Gayi<br/>
Santa: Major Sahab Main Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga.<br/>
Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai, Paida Nahi Karne!Upload to Facebook
    Border Par Jung Shuru Ho Gayi
    Santa: Major Sahab Main Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga.
    Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai, Paida Nahi Karne!