• Neighbour: Do you have some oil?<br/>
Santa: No, but you can use Vaseline.<br/>
Neighbour: I am asking for the cooking oil!Upload to Facebook
    Neighbour: Do you have some oil?
    Santa: No, but you can use Vaseline.
    Neighbour: I am asking for the cooking oil!
  • What do you call two nuns and a blonde?<br/>
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
    Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
  • Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?<br/>
Banta: Why do you think that?<br/>
Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?
    Banta: Why do you think that?
    Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!
  • A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, `All lawyers are assholes!` <br/>
The man jumped to his feet and said, `Hey! I resent that!` <br/>
`Are you a lawyer?`<br/>
`No, I'm an asshole!`Upload to Facebook
    A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, "All lawyers are assholes!"
    The man jumped to his feet and said, "Hey! I resent that!"
    "Are you a lawyer?"
    "No, I'm an asshole!"
  • Border Par Jung Shuru Ho Gayi<br/>
Santa: Major Sahab Main Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga.<br/>
Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai, Paida Nahi Karne!Upload to Facebook
    Border Par Jung Shuru Ho Gayi
    Santa: Major Sahab Main Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga.
    Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai, Paida Nahi Karne!
  • How can you tell when a blonde is dating?<br/>
By the buckle print on her forehead!Upload to Facebook
    How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
    By the buckle print on her forehead!
  • Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?<br/>
Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?<br/>
Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, `10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!`Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?
    Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?
    Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, "10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!"
  • Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:
    IN, OUT & LBW.
    Banta asked, "Oye Santa what is this LBW mean?"
    Santa replied: Let Bhenchod Wait!
  • Pappu: Dad, Aapne Kaha Tha Na Ki, Mehnat Itni Karo Ki Safalta Shor Machaye.
    Santa: Haan.
    Pappu: Meri Girlfriend Ko Beta Hua Hai!
  • Neighbour: Ye Mobile Ke Saath Din Bhar Kya Karte Ho?
    Pappu: Wahi Jo Aap Kar Rahe Hain.
    Neighbour: Kya?
    Pappu: Ungli!
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