|Girl: I'll suck your brain.|
Pappu: We don't call it brain!
|Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Our neighbor Professor Hamid is gay.|
Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor!
|Think before you send Good Morning text to someone.|
Banta messaged Santa: GM!
Santa texted back: Tu Apni GM!
|Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?|
Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
|A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."|
The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"
To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"
|Neighbour: Do you have some oil?|
Santa: No, but you can use Vaseline.
Neighbour: I am asking for the cooking oil!
|What do you call two nuns and a blonde?|
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
|Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?|
Banta: Why do you think that?
Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!
|A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, "All lawyers are assholes!" |
The man jumped to his feet and said, "Hey! I resent that!"
"Are you a lawyer?"
"No, I'm an asshole!"
|Border Par Jung Shuru Ho Gayi|
Santa: Major Sahab Main Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga.
Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai, Paida Nahi Karne!