|Banta: The wife and I fuck like rabbits every night.|
Santa: Oh you so lucky. I only get it once a month and I call it the Bruce Lee night.
Banta: Why the fuck do you call it that for?
Santa: Because it's the night I enter the dragon!
|Pappu: Tumhe Kaisa Boyfriend Chahiye?|
Girl: Jo Mujhe Time De, Pyaar De, Respect De, Appreciation De... Tumhein Kaisi Girlfriend Chahiye?
Pappu: Jo Mujhe De!
|Lady to Doctor: When I was unmarried, I had 6 abortions. Now I am married but can't get pregnant.|
Doctor: You are a "Wild Bird" you can't breed in a ZOO!
|Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?|
Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
|Principal: Keep your son under proper control.|
Santa: What happened, sir?
Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity!
|Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.|
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
|Santa: I was screwing my wife last night and she looked back and said, `I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!`|
Santa: As soon as I did, she screamed!
Santa: I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!
|Girl: I'll suck your brain.|
Pappu: We don't call it brain!
|Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Our neighbor Professor Hamid is gay.|
Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor!
|Think before you send Good Morning text to someone.|
Banta messaged Santa: GM!
Santa texted back: Tu Apni GM!