|Neighbour: Do you have some oil?|
Santa: No, but you can use Vaseline.
Neighbour: I am asking for the cooking oil!
|What do you call two nuns and a blonde?|
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
|Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?|
Banta: Why do you think that?
Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!
|A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, "All lawyers are assholes!" |
The man jumped to his feet and said, "Hey! I resent that!"
"Are you a lawyer?"
"No, I'm an asshole!"
|Border Par Jung Shuru Ho Gayi|
Santa: Major Sahab Main Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga.
Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai, Paida Nahi Karne!
|How can you tell when a blonde is dating?|
By the buckle print on her forehead!
|Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?|
Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?
Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, "10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!"
|Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:|
IN, OUT & LBW.
Banta asked, "Oye Santa what is this LBW mean?"
Santa replied: Let Bhenchod Wait!
|Pappu: Dad, Aapne Kaha Tha Na Ki, Mehnat Itni Karo Ki Safalta Shor Machaye.|
Pappu: Meri Girlfriend Ko Beta Hua Hai!
|Neighbour: Ye Mobile Ke Saath Din Bhar Kya Karte Ho?|
Pappu: Wahi Jo Aap Kar Rahe Hain.