|How can you tell when a blonde is dating?|
By the buckle print on her forehead!
|Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?|
Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?
Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, "10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!"
|Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:|
IN, OUT & LBW.
Banta asked, "Oye Santa what is this LBW mean?"
Santa replied: Let Bhenchod Wait!
|Pappu: Dad, Aapne Kaha Tha Na Ki, Mehnat Itni Karo Ki Safalta Shor Machaye.|
Pappu: Meri Girlfriend Ko Beta Hua Hai!
|Neighbour: Ye Mobile Ke Saath Din Bhar Kya Karte Ho?|
Pappu: Wahi Jo Aap Kar Rahe Hain.
|Santa: Last night my wife and I reached the height of sexual compatibility.|
Santa: We both had a headache!
|A doctor had a fight with his wife.|
Angry wife took revenge by eating an apple every night!
|Pappu: Aaj Kya Maaru?|
Gym Trainer: Kal Kya Maara Tha?
Gym Trainer: Bhag Bhosdi Ke!
|Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?|
|Pappu (Trying to convince his girlfriend for doggy style sex): Doggy Style Sex Karne Se Aankh Ki Roshni Badhti Hai.|
Girlfriend:Tumhein Kaise Pata?
Pappu: Kabhi Kutton Ko Chashma Pehne Hue Dekha Hai Kya?