• Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:
    IN, OUT & LBW.
    Banta asked, "Oye Santa what is this LBW mean?"
    Santa replied: Let Bhenchod Wait!
  • Pappu: Dad, Aapne Kaha Tha Na Ki, Mehnat Itni Karo Ki Safalta Shor Machaye.
    Santa: Haan.
    Pappu: Meri Girlfriend Ko Beta Hua Hai!
  • Neighbour: Ye Mobile Ke Saath Din Bhar Kya Karte Ho?
    Pappu: Wahi Jo Aap Kar Rahe Hain.
    Neighbour: Kya?
    Pappu: Ungli!
  • Santa: Last night my wife and I reached the height of sexual compatibility.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: We both had a headache!
    Santa: Last night my wife and I reached the height of sexual compatibility.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: We both had a headache!
  • A doctor had a fight with his wife.<br/>

Angry wife took revenge by eating an apple every night!
    A doctor had a fight with his wife.
    Angry wife took revenge by eating an apple every night!
  • Pappu: Aaj Kya Maaru?
    Gym Trainer: Kal Kya Maara Tha?
    Pappu: Mutthh
    Gym Trainer: Bhag Bhosdi Ke!
  • Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
    More leg-room!
  • Pappu (Trying to convince his girlfriend for doggy style sex): Doggy Style Sex Karne Se Aankh Ki Roshni Badhti Hai.
    Girlfriend:Tumhein Kaise Pata?
    Pappu: Kabhi Kutton Ko Chashma Pehne Hue Dekha Hai Kya?
  • What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
    Way to go, guys!
  • Teacher: If I gave you ₹200 and you gave ₹50 to Rosy, ₹50 to Suzi, ₹50 to Nikki and ₹50 to Amy, what would you have?
    Pappu: An orgy!
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