|Santa: Last night my wife and I reached the height of sexual compatibility.|
Santa: We both had a headache!
|A doctor had a fight with his wife.|
Angry wife took revenge by eating an apple every night!
|Pappu: Aaj Kya Maaru?|
Gym Trainer: Kal Kya Maara Tha?
Gym Trainer: Bhag Bhosdi Ke!
|Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?|
|Pappu (Trying to convince his girlfriend for doggy style sex): Doggy Style Sex Karne Se Aankh Ki Roshni Badhti Hai.|
Girlfriend:Tumhein Kaise Pata?
Pappu: Kabhi Kutton Ko Chashma Pehne Hue Dekha Hai Kya?
|What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?|
Way to go, guys!
|Teacher: If I gave you ₹200 and you gave ₹50 to Rosy, ₹50 to Suzi, ₹50 to Nikki and ₹50 to Amy, what would you have?|
Pappu: An orgy!
|Banta: What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis?|
Santa: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
|What do puppies and near-sighted gynaecologists have in common?|
|Teacher: Complete the sentence... "If my cup is only half full..."|
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!