|What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?|
Way to go, guys!
|Teacher: If I gave you ₹200 and you gave ₹50 to Rosy, ₹50 to Suzi, ₹50 to Nikki and ₹50 to Amy, what would you have?|
Pappu: An orgy!
|Banta: What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis?|
Santa: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
|What do puppies and near-sighted gynaecologists have in common?|
|Teacher: Complete the sentence... "If my cup is only half full..."|
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
|Banta: During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Santa: Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?|
|Teacher catches Pappu for copying:|
Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.
Pappu: Nice Boobs!
|Santa walked into a newspaper office with an ad saying:
'Man seeks woman to date.'
He was asked: "Do you want to insert it today?"
Santa: "Sure, but I can't write that in the ad, can I?
|Banta: What's common between porn and motivational quotes?|
Santa: Both inspire you to do things that are practically not feasible.
|Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.|
Pappu: Yeh Kya CHUT-YA-PA Hai?