• What do puppies and near-sighted gynaecologists have in common?
    Wet noses!
  • Teacher: Complete the sentence... "If my cup is only half full..."
    Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
  • Banta: During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles.
Santa: Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
    Banta: During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Santa: Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
  • Teacher catches Pappu for copying:<br/>
Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.<br/>
Pappu: Nice Boobs!
    Teacher catches Pappu for copying:
    Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.
    Pappu: Nice Boobs!
  • Santa walked into a newspaper office with an ad saying:

 'Man seeks woman to date.'


<br/>He was asked: `Do you want to insert it today?`

<br/>Santa: `Sure, but I can't write that in the ad, can I?
    Santa walked into a newspaper office with an ad saying: 'Man seeks woman to date.'
    He was asked: "Do you want to insert it today?"
    Santa: "Sure, but I can't write that in the ad, can I?
  • Banta: What's common between porn and motivational quotes?<br/>
Santa: 

Both inspire you to do things that are practically not feasible.
    Banta: What's common between porn and motivational quotes?
    Santa: Both inspire you to do things that are practically not feasible.
  • Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.<br/>
Pappu: Yeh Kya CHUT-YA-PA Hai?
    Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.
    Pappu: Yeh Kya CHUT-YA-PA Hai?
  • Teacher: Complete the sentence...<br />
`If my cup is only half full...`<br />
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!<br />
Teacher: GET OUT!
    Teacher: Complete the sentence...
    "If my cup is only half full..."
    Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
    Teacher: GET OUT!
  • Banta: Why are you so tense?

<br/>Santa: My wife needs some or the other reason for fighting.<br/>
Banta: Why what happened?
<br/>
Santa: We both were excited and  about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans... 
I just asked why are you wearing your sister's bra... 
She started fighting!
    Banta: Why are you so tense?
    Santa: My wife needs some or the other reason for fighting.
    Banta: Why what happened?
    Santa: We both were excited and about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans... I just asked why are you wearing your sister's bra... She started fighting!
  • Teacher: What are vowels?<br/>

Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!
    Teacher: What are vowels?
    Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!
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