• What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
    Way to go, guys!
  • Teacher: If I gave you ₹200 and you gave ₹50 to Rosy, ₹50 to Suzi, ₹50 to Nikki and ₹50 to Amy, what would you have?
    Pappu: An orgy!
  • Banta: What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
    Santa: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
  • What do puppies and near-sighted gynaecologists have in common?
    Wet noses!
  • Teacher: Complete the sentence... "If my cup is only half full..."
    Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
  • Banta: During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles.
Santa: Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
    Banta: During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Santa: Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
  • Teacher catches Pappu for copying:<br/>
Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.<br/>
Pappu: Nice Boobs!
    Teacher catches Pappu for copying:
    Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.
    Pappu: Nice Boobs!
  • Santa walked into a newspaper office with an ad saying:

 'Man seeks woman to date.'


<br/>He was asked: `Do you want to insert it today?`

<br/>Santa: `Sure, but I can't write that in the ad, can I?
    Santa walked into a newspaper office with an ad saying: 'Man seeks woman to date.'
    He was asked: "Do you want to insert it today?"
    Santa: "Sure, but I can't write that in the ad, can I?
  • Banta: What's common between porn and motivational quotes?<br/>
Santa: 

Both inspire you to do things that are practically not feasible.
    Banta: What's common between porn and motivational quotes?
    Santa: Both inspire you to do things that are practically not feasible.
  • Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.<br/>
Pappu: Yeh Kya CHUT-YA-PA Hai?
    Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.
    Pappu: Yeh Kya CHUT-YA-PA Hai?