• Jeeto: Meri Sehat Theek Nahi Ajj<br/>
Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si<br/>
Jeeto: Main Ta Mazak Kar Rahi Si<br/>
Santa: Main V Mazak Kar Reha Si. Chal Uth Salwar La!
    Jeeto: Meri Sehat Theek Nahi Ajj
    Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si
    Jeeto: Main Ta Mazak Kar Rahi Si
    Santa: Main V Mazak Kar Reha Si. Chal Uth Salwar La!
  • Her friend said, "You're beautiful, you have dozens of men that adore you. Why is this dentist THE man for you?"
    "Because," she explained "he is the first man that ever said to me 'SPIT, don't SWALLOW'!"
  • Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 'Amul - The Taste Of India'.<br/>
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya<br/>
'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'.
    Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 'Amul - The Taste Of India'.
    Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya
    'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'.
  • Girlfriend: Yeh Purse Pakdo Main Abhi Aayi.
    Pappu Ne Purse Khola Usme Se Rubber Ka Lun Nikla.
    Girlfriend Wapas Aakar: Purse Khola To Nahi?
    Pappu: Na Ji Na, Main Khol Ke Lun Lena!
  • Three gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Santa and ask, `Orgy?`<br/>

Santa replies, `Bas Ji, Changa Ji!`
    Three gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Santa and ask, "Orgy?"
    Santa replies, "Bas Ji, Changa Ji!"
  • There was a nurse in theatre who was nicknamed `Appendix`.<br/>

Because every surgeon took her out!
    There was a nurse in theatre who was nicknamed "Appendix".
    Because every surgeon took her out!
  • Sexy voice of a female customer care executive:<br/>
`Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen;<br/>
English Ee Liye Do Dabayen.`<br/>

Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai!
    Sexy voice of a female customer care executive:
    "Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen;
    English Ee Liye Do Dabayen."
    Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai!
  • Santa Ne Pappu Ko Muth Maarte Dekha Aur Bola<br />

Santa: `Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?`<br />

Pappu Gusse Se: `Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta!`
    Santa Ne Pappu Ko Muth Maarte Dekha Aur Bola
    Santa: `Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?`
    Pappu Gusse Se: "Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta!"
  • Pappu: Dad what is 69?<br/>

Santa: Hmmm... well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.<br/>

Pappu: So. What shall I write? Odd or even?
    Pappu: Dad what is 69?
    Santa: Hmmm... well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.
    Pappu: So. What shall I write? Odd or even?
  • English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?<br />
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Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
    English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
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    Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
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