• Teacher: Complete the sentence...<br />
`If my cup is only half full...`<br />
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!<br />
Teacher: GET OUT!
    Teacher: Complete the sentence...
    "If my cup is only half full..."
    Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
    Teacher: GET OUT!
  • Banta: Why are you so tense?

<br/>Santa: My wife needs some or the other reason for fighting.<br/>
Banta: Why what happened?
<br/>
Santa: We both were excited and  about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans... 
I just asked why are you wearing your sister's bra... 
She started fighting!
    Banta: Why are you so tense?
    Santa: My wife needs some or the other reason for fighting.
    Banta: Why what happened?
    Santa: We both were excited and about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans... I just asked why are you wearing your sister's bra... She started fighting!
  • Teacher: What are vowels?<br/>

Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!
    Teacher: What are vowels?
    Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!
  • Jeeto: Meri Sehat Theek Nahi Ajj<br/>
Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si<br/>
Jeeto: Main Ta Mazak Kar Rahi Si<br/>
Santa: Main V Mazak Kar Reha Si. Chal Uth Salwar La!
    Jeeto: Meri Sehat Theek Nahi Ajj
    Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si
    Jeeto: Main Ta Mazak Kar Rahi Si
    Santa: Main V Mazak Kar Reha Si. Chal Uth Salwar La!
  • Her friend said, "You're beautiful, you have dozens of men that adore you. Why is this dentist THE man for you?"
    "Because," she explained "he is the first man that ever said to me 'SPIT, don't SWALLOW'!"
  • Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 'Amul - The Taste Of India'.<br/>
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya<br/>
'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'.
    Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 'Amul - The Taste Of India'.
    Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya
    'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'.
  • Girlfriend: Yeh Purse Pakdo Main Abhi Aayi.
    Pappu Ne Purse Khola Usme Se Rubber Ka Lun Nikla.
    Girlfriend Wapas Aakar: Purse Khola To Nahi?
    Pappu: Na Ji Na, Main Khol Ke Lun Lena!
  • Three gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Santa and ask, `Orgy?`<br/>

Santa replies, `Bas Ji, Changa Ji!`
    Three gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Santa and ask, "Orgy?"
    Santa replies, "Bas Ji, Changa Ji!"
  • There was a nurse in theatre who was nicknamed `Appendix`.<br/>

Because every surgeon took her out!
    There was a nurse in theatre who was nicknamed "Appendix".
    Because every surgeon took her out!
  • Sexy voice of a female customer care executive:<br/>
`Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen;<br/>
English Ee Liye Do Dabayen.`<br/>

Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai!
    Sexy voice of a female customer care executive:
    "Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen;
    English Ee Liye Do Dabayen."
    Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai!