|Teacher: Complete the sentence...|
"If my cup is only half full..."
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
Teacher: GET OUT!
|Banta: Why are you so tense?
Santa: My wife needs some or the other reason for fighting.
Banta: Why what happened?
Santa: We both were excited and about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans... I just asked why are you wearing your sister's bra... She started fighting!
|Teacher: What are vowels?|
Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!
|Jeeto: Meri Sehat Theek Nahi Ajj|
Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si
Jeeto: Main Ta Mazak Kar Rahi Si
Santa: Main V Mazak Kar Reha Si. Chal Uth Salwar La!
|Her friend said, "You're beautiful, you have dozens of men that adore you. Why is this dentist THE man for you?"|
"Because," she explained "he is the first man that ever said to me 'SPIT, don't SWALLOW'!"
|Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 'Amul - The Taste Of India'.|
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya
'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'.
|Girlfriend: Yeh Purse Pakdo Main Abhi Aayi.|
Pappu Ne Purse Khola Usme Se Rubber Ka Lun Nikla.
Girlfriend Wapas Aakar: Purse Khola To Nahi?
Pappu: Na Ji Na, Main Khol Ke Lun Lena!
|Three gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Santa and ask, "Orgy?"|
Santa replies, "Bas Ji, Changa Ji!"
|There was a nurse in theatre who was nicknamed "Appendix".|
Because every surgeon took her out!
|Sexy voice of a female customer care executive:|
"Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen;
English Ee Liye Do Dabayen."
Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai!