• Teacher: Complete the sentence...<br />
`If my cup is only half full...`<br />
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!<br />
Teacher: GET OUT!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Complete the sentence...
    "If my cup is only half full..."
    Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
    Teacher: GET OUT!
  • Banta: Why are you so tense?

<br/>Santa: My wife needs some or the other reason for fighting.<br/>
Banta: Why what happened?
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Santa: We both were excited and  about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans... 
I just asked why are you wearing your sister's bra... 
She started fighting!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why are you so tense?
    Santa: My wife needs some or the other reason for fighting.
    Banta: Why what happened?
    Santa: We both were excited and about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans... I just asked why are you wearing your sister's bra... She started fighting!
  • Teacher: What are vowels?<br/>

Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What are vowels?
    Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!
  • Jeeto: Meri Sehat Theek Nahi Ajj<br/>
Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si<br/>
Jeeto: Main Ta Mazak Kar Rahi Si<br/>
Santa: Main V Mazak Kar Reha Si. Chal Uth Salwar La!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Meri Sehat Theek Nahi Ajj
    Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si
    Jeeto: Main Ta Mazak Kar Rahi Si
    Santa: Main V Mazak Kar Reha Si. Chal Uth Salwar La!
  • Her friend said, "You're beautiful, you have dozens of men that adore you. Why is this dentist THE man for you?"
    "Because," she explained "he is the first man that ever said to me 'SPIT, don't SWALLOW'!"
  • Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 'Amul - The Taste Of India'.<br/>
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya<br/>
'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'.Upload to Facebook
    Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 'Amul - The Taste Of India'.
    Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya
    'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'.
  • Girlfriend: Yeh Purse Pakdo Main Abhi Aayi.
    Pappu Ne Purse Khola Usme Se Rubber Ka Lun Nikla.
    Girlfriend Wapas Aakar: Purse Khola To Nahi?
    Pappu: Na Ji Na, Main Khol Ke Lun Lena!
  • Three gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Santa and ask, `Orgy?`<br/>

Santa replies, `Bas Ji, Changa Ji!`Upload to Facebook
    Three gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Santa and ask, "Orgy?"
    Santa replies, "Bas Ji, Changa Ji!"
  • There was a nurse in theatre who was nicknamed `Appendix`.<br/>

Because every surgeon took her out!Upload to Facebook
    There was a nurse in theatre who was nicknamed "Appendix".
    Because every surgeon took her out!
  • Sexy voice of a female customer care executive:<br/>
`Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen;<br/>
English Ee Liye Do Dabayen.`<br/>

Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Sexy voice of a female customer care executive:
    "Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen;
    English Ee Liye Do Dabayen."
    Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai!