• Banta:  Yeh Ladkiyon Ki Chaddi Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?<br />

Santa: Uss chadi Ke Andar Jitne Maha Purush Shaheed Hue Hain, Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye!
    Banta: Yeh Ladkiyon Ki Chaddi Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?
    Santa: Uss chadi Ke Andar Jitne Maha Purush Shaheed Hue Hain, Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye!
  • Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test.<br />

Preeto: OMG!<br />

Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids!
    Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test.
    Preeto: OMG!
    Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids!
  • Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.<br />
Banta: How?<br />
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
    Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
  • Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.<br />

Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.<br />

Aunty: Silent.
    Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.
    Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.
    Aunty: Silent.
  • Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?<br />

Santa: By having sex during happy hours!
    Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?
    Santa: By having sex during happy hours!
  • Pappu: Papa Result Aa Geya. Fail Ho Geya Main.
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    Santa: Bhosdi Ke Bathroom Mein Hi Haath Chala Sakta Hai Tu, Exam Mein Nahi!
  • Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.<br />
Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
    Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.
    Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
  • Pathan: I fucked a woman on a rail track.<br />

Sindhi: How was she to look at?<br />

Pathan: Don't know... couldn't find her head!
    Pathan: I fucked a woman on a rail track.
    Sindhi: How was she to look at?
    Pathan: Don't know... couldn't find her head!
  • Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?<br />
Pappu: 6 girls.<br />
Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!
    Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?
    Pappu: 6 girls.
    Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!
  • Banta: Why are you hospitalised?<br />
Santa: Padosan Ki BILLI Mere MURGE Ke Peechhe Padi Hui Thi. Maine Uske Husband Ko English Mein Bataya, Usne Mujhe Bahut Maara.<br />

Banta: Aisa Kya Bataya?<br />

Santa: Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock!
    Banta: Why are you hospitalised?
    Santa: Padosan Ki BILLI Mere MURGE Ke Peechhe Padi Hui Thi. Maine Uske Husband Ko English Mein Bataya, Usne Mujhe Bahut Maara.
    Banta: Aisa Kya Bataya?
    Santa: Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock!
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