• Santa Ne Pappu Ko Muth Maarte Dekha Aur Bola<br />

Santa: `Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?`<br />

Pappu Gusse Se: `Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta!`Upload to Facebook
    Santa Ne Pappu Ko Muth Maarte Dekha Aur Bola
    Santa: `Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?`
    Pappu Gusse Se: "Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta!"
  • Pappu: Dad what is 69?<br/>

Santa: Hmmm... well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.<br/>

Pappu: So. What shall I write? Odd or even?Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad what is 69?
    Santa: Hmmm... well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.
    Pappu: So. What shall I write? Odd or even?
  • English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?<br />
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Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!Upload to Facebook
    English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
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    Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
  • Banta:  Yeh Ladkiyon Ki Chaddi Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?<br />

Santa: Uss chadi Ke Andar Jitne Maha Purush Shaheed Hue Hain, Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Yeh Ladkiyon Ki Chaddi Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?
    Santa: Uss chadi Ke Andar Jitne Maha Purush Shaheed Hue Hain, Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye!
  • Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test.<br />

Preeto: OMG!<br />

Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test.
    Preeto: OMG!
    Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids!
  • Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.<br />
Banta: How?<br />
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
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    Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
  • Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.<br />

Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.<br />

Aunty: Silent.Upload to Facebook
    Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.
    Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.
    Aunty: Silent.
  • Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?<br />

Santa: By having sex during happy hours!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?
    Santa: By having sex during happy hours!
  • Pappu: Papa Result Aa Geya. Fail Ho Geya Main.
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    Santa: Bhosdi Ke Bathroom Mein Hi Haath Chala Sakta Hai Tu, Exam Mein Nahi!
  • Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.<br />
Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?Upload to Facebook
    Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.
    Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?