|Banta: Yeh Ladkiyon Ki Chaddi Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?|
Santa: Uss chadi Ke Andar Jitne Maha Purush Shaheed Hue Hain, Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye!
|Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test.|
Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids!
|Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.|
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
|Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.|
Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.
|Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?|
Santa: By having sex during happy hours!
|Pappu: Papa Result Aa Geya. Fail Ho Geya Main.|
Santa: Bhosdi Ke Bathroom Mein Hi Haath Chala Sakta Hai Tu, Exam Mein Nahi!
|Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.|
Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
|Pathan: I fucked a woman on a rail track.|
Sindhi: How was she to look at?
Pathan: Don't know... couldn't find her head!
|Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?|
Pappu: 6 girls.
Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!
|Banta: Why are you hospitalised?|
Santa: Padosan Ki BILLI Mere MURGE Ke Peechhe Padi Hui Thi. Maine Uske Husband Ko English Mein Bataya, Usne Mujhe Bahut Maara.
Banta: Aisa Kya Bataya?
Santa: Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock!