|Pappu to a girl with big tits, "That's a gorgeous dairy farm you have".|
Girl: It's not a dairy farm, it's a poultry farm. It has never failed to raise cocks.
|Banta: When a woman arouses a man and leaves, she is known as a cock- teaser. What is a male called when he does the same to a female?|
Santa: A moisturizer.
|Santa: I am tired of changing the condom everyday.|
Jeeto: Why don't you get your dick laminated like your cell phone.
|Santa: My wife is so fucking hot in summers.|
Banta: What's the reason?
Santa: Actually, there's no air conditioning in the kitchen.
|Preeto: What's the difference between 'ohh' and 'ahh'?|
Jeeto: About 3-4 inches.
|Pappu: My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.|
Bunty: So what did you ask for?
Pappu: They gave me a wrist watch. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
Santa: If it's for me then say that I am not at home.
Jeeto answered: He is at home.
Santa: What the f**k?
Jeeto: It was for me.
|Banta: Why do women have two holes so close together?|
Santa: In case, you miss one.
|At a fancy dress party, Jeeto appears nude, painted fully white.|
Preeto asks her, "What are you?"
Jeeto replies, "I'm a mint with a hole!"
|Teacher: Write the passive voice of "I made a mistake".|
Pappu: I was made by a mistake.