• Pappu to a girl with big tits, "That's a gorgeous dairy farm you have".
    Girl: It's not a dairy farm, it's a poultry farm. It has never failed to raise cocks.
  • Banta: When a woman arouses a man and leaves, she is known as a cock- teaser. What is a male called when he does the same to a female?
    Santa: A moisturizer.
  • Santa: I am tired of changing the condom everyday.
    Jeeto: Why don't you get your dick laminated like your cell phone.
  • Santa: My wife is so fucking hot in summers.
    Banta: What's the reason?
    Santa: Actually, there's no air conditioning in the kitchen.
  • Preeto: What's the difference between 'ohh' and 'ahh'?
    Jeeto: About 3-4 inches.
  • Pappu: My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.
    Bunty: So what did you ask for?
    Pappu: They gave me a wrist watch. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
  • Phone rings...
    Santa: If it's for me then say that I am not at home.
    Jeeto answered: He is at home.
    Santa: What the f**k?
    Jeeto: It was for me.
  • Banta: Why do women have two holes so close together?
    Santa: In case, you miss one.
  • At a fancy dress party, Jeeto appears nude, painted fully white.
    Preeto asks her, "What are you?"
    Jeeto replies, "I'm a mint with a hole!"
  • Teacher: Write the passive voice of "I made a mistake".
    Pappu: I was made by a mistake.