|Q: How does a Pathan find a goat in tall grass?|
A: Very satisfying.
|Sindhi: Have you ever done it with your girlfriend in the other hole?|
Pathan: Are you mad? She'll get pregnant.
|Banta: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?|
Santa: When you take it off, you wonder where the breasts vanished.
|Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?|
Because every time the door was opened, she jumped into the back seat.
|Pappu: I sent my girlfriend a "Get Better Soon" card.|
Bunty: I didn't know she's sick.
Pappu: She's not sick. She's just awful in the bed.
|Santa: I sent the wrong texts to the wrong people.|
Banta: So what?
Santa: Nothing really - but now my wife thinks that I'm going to make love to her tonight and my girlfriend thinks that I have to work late.
|Girl: Slow down, foreplay is an art.|
Pappu: Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, I'm going to spill my paint!
|Santa calls his wife, Jeeto, from the hospital. He tells her that his finger got cut off at the construction site where he works.|
Jeeto: Oh my God! The whole finger?
Santa: No, the one next to it!
|Santa: How do you protect yourself from AIDS?|
Banta: I wear a condom all the time.
Santa: Do you ever take it off?
Banta: Yeah, when I go to the toilet and during sex!
|Jeeto goes into a convenience store, "I need some batteries"|
The guy, motioning with his finger, "M'am, just come this way".
Mimicking his gesture she says, "If I could come this way, I wouldn't need any batteries".