|Banta: Why do women have two holes so close together?|
Santa: In case, you miss one.
|At a fancy dress party, Jeeto appears nude, painted fully white.|
Preeto asks her, "What are you?"
Jeeto replies, "I'm a mint with a hole!"
|Teacher: Write the passive voice of "I made a mistake".|
Pappu: I was made by a mistake.
|Q: How does a Pathan find a goat in tall grass?|
A: Very satisfying.
|Sindhi: Have you ever done it with your girlfriend in the other hole?|
Pathan: Are you mad? She'll get pregnant.
|Banta: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?|
Santa: When you take it off, you wonder where the breasts vanished.
|Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?|
Because every time the door was opened, she jumped into the back seat.
|Pappu: I sent my girlfriend a "Get Better Soon" card.|
Bunty: I didn't know she's sick.
Pappu: She's not sick. She's just awful in the bed.
|Santa: I sent the wrong texts to the wrong people.|
Banta: So what?
Santa: Nothing really - but now my wife thinks that I'm going to make love to her tonight and my girlfriend thinks that I have to work late.
|Girl: Slow down, foreplay is an art.|
Pappu: Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, I'm going to spill my paint!