• Q: How does a Pathan find a goat in tall grass?
    A: Very satisfying.
  • Sindhi: Have you ever done it with your girlfriend in the other hole?
    Pathan: Are you mad? She'll get pregnant.
  • Banta: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
    Santa: When you take it off, you wonder where the breasts vanished.
  • Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
    Because every time the door was opened, she jumped into the back seat.
  • Pappu: I sent my girlfriend a "Get Better Soon" card.
    Bunty: I didn't know she's sick.
    Pappu: She's not sick. She's just awful in the bed.
  • Santa: I sent the wrong texts to the wrong people.
    Banta: So what?
    Santa: Nothing really - but now my wife thinks that I'm going to make love to her tonight and my girlfriend thinks that I have to work late.
  • Girl: Slow down, foreplay is an art.
    Pappu: Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, I'm going to spill my paint!
  • Santa calls his wife, Jeeto, from the hospital. He tells her that his finger got cut off at the construction site where he works.
    Jeeto: Oh my God! The whole finger?
    Santa: No, the one next to it!
  • Santa: How do you protect yourself from AIDS?
    Banta: I wear a condom all the time.
    Santa: Do you ever take it off?
    Banta: Yeah, when I go to the toilet and during sex!
  • Jeeto goes into a convenience store, "I need some batteries"
    The guy, motioning with his finger, "M'am, just come this way".
    Mimicking his gesture she says, "If I could come this way, I wouldn't need any batteries".