• Banta: Why do women have two holes so close together?
    Santa: In case, you miss one.
  • At a fancy dress party, Jeeto appears nude, painted fully white.
    Preeto asks her, "What are you?"
    Jeeto replies, "I'm a mint with a hole!"
  • Teacher: Write the passive voice of "I made a mistake".
    Pappu: I was made by a mistake.
  • Q: How does a Pathan find a goat in tall grass?
    A: Very satisfying.
  • Sindhi: Have you ever done it with your girlfriend in the other hole?
    Pathan: Are you mad? She'll get pregnant.
  • Banta: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
    Santa: When you take it off, you wonder where the breasts vanished.
  • Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
    Because every time the door was opened, she jumped into the back seat.
  • Pappu: I sent my girlfriend a "Get Better Soon" card.
    Bunty: I didn't know she's sick.
    Pappu: She's not sick. She's just awful in the bed.
  • Santa: I sent the wrong texts to the wrong people.
    Banta: So what?
    Santa: Nothing really - but now my wife thinks that I'm going to make love to her tonight and my girlfriend thinks that I have to work late.
  • Girl: Slow down, foreplay is an art.
    Pappu: Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, I'm going to spill my paint!