• How does a vagina luk before sex?
    Like a pink rose with soft petals and great aroma.
    And after sex?
    Have u ever seen Santa's face after he drinks lassi?
  • Santa touched Jeeto's boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh.
    Jeeto touched his penis and said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
  • Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby.
    Santa: If it looks like u, it would be great.
    Jeeto: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.
  • Banta to a Doctor : I have diarrhoea & it wont go away.
    Doctor: Did you try using a lemon?
    Banta: Yes I did. When I remove it, it starts again.
  • Banta: Did u hv a chance 2 sleep with my wife?
    Santa: What r u saying? I'd never even think abt such thing.
    Banta: U might want 2. She's much better then urs.