|How does a vagina luk before sex?|
Like a pink rose with soft petals and great aroma.
And after sex?
Have u ever seen Santa's face after he drinks lassi?
|Santa touched Jeeto's boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh.|
Jeeto touched his penis and said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
|Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby.|
Santa: If it looks like u, it would be great.
Jeeto: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.
|Banta to a Doctor : I have diarrhoea & it wont go away.|
Doctor: Did you try using a lemon?
Banta: Yes I did. When I remove it, it starts again.
|Banta: Did u hv a chance 2 sleep with my wife?|
Santa: What r u saying? I'd never even think abt such thing.
Banta: U might want 2. She's much better then urs.