• How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?<br />
There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!
    How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?
    There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!
  • What's the difference between a micro-wave and a homosexual?
    A micro-wave doesn't brown your meat!
  • What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?
    A 'Pussy is soft, warm and delightful and it's owned by a 'Cunt!
  • The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass.
Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny!
    The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass. Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny!
  • Boyfriend: Honey, let's try anal.<br />
Girlfriend: Fuck that shit!<br />
Boyfriend: That's the sprit, Baby!
    Boyfriend: Honey, let's try anal.
    Girlfriend: Fuck that shit!
    Boyfriend: That's the sprit, Baby!
  • What doesn't belong in this list:
    1. Meat
    2. Eggs
    3. Wife
    4. Blowjob
    Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife; but you can't beat a blowjob!
  • Five men were sitting around the table at a restaurant bragging about who had the largest dick. Finally one guy said, "I'll settle this; let's all put our dicks on the table- that will decide it."
    At about that time two fags walked in and were seated. The waiter asked, "Would you gentlemen like to see a menu?"
    The fags responded, "Oh!!! No, No, we'll just have the buffet!"
  • What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
    Push it aside and keep on eating!
  • Height of Trust:
    Two cannibals giving each other a blow-job!
  • They have made a new drug for depressed lesbians. And they named it... Trycoxagain!
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