Adult and Non Veg Dirty Restricted SMS

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A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea"!
Friend 1: Can't believe after all the shit they have been through they're still together. Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Your bum cheeks!
A good woman will perform at least 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69!
A good woman will perform at least 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69!
I'm sick of people knocking on my door looking for donations.
Just had a woman from sperm bank... Boy, did I give her a mouthful.
You may love a girl very deeply. But you cannot express it more deeper than 5 or 6 inches!
A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea"!
The best way to break up is
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farting while 69!
2 prostitutes were on their way home after work, in a taxi.
1st: I smell sperm!
2nd: Sorry, I burped!
Our love will never become cold and hollow;
Unless one day, you change and refuse to swallow!
Why do men like big tits and a tight ass?
Because they've got big mouths and little dicks!

Quotes

Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.

Trivia

Because of the natural hormones released while a woman is ovulating, her boobs are most symmetrical between the 14th and 16th days of her cycle.

Graffiti

My sex drive has taken up walking.