How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?
There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!
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What's the difference between a micro-wave and a homosexual?
A micro-wave doesn't brown your meat!
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What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?
A 'Pussy is soft, warm and delightful and it's owned by a 'Cunt!
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The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass. Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny!
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Boyfriend: Honey, let's try anal.
Girlfriend: Fuck that shit!
Boyfriend: That's the sprit, Baby!
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What doesn't belong in this list:
1. Meat
2. Eggs
3. Wife
4. Blowjob
Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife; but you can't beat a blowjob!
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Five men were sitting around the table at a restaurant bragging about who had the largest dick. Finally one guy said, "I'll settle this; let's all put our dicks on the table- that will decide it."
At about that time two fags walked in and were seated. The waiter asked, "Would you gentlemen like to see a menu?"
The fags responded, "Oh!!! No, No, we'll just have the buffet!"
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What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
Push it aside and keep on eating!
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Height of Trust:
Two cannibals giving each other a blow-job!
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They have made a new drug for depressed lesbians. And they named it... Trycoxagain!
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