|The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass. Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny!|
|Boyfriend: Honey, let's try anal.|
Girlfriend: Fuck that shit!
Boyfriend: That's the sprit, Baby!
|What doesn't belong in this list:|
Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife; but you can't beat a blowjob!
|Five men were sitting around the table at a restaurant bragging about who had the largest dick. Finally
one guy said, "I'll settle this; let's all put our dicks on the table- that will decide it."|
At about that time two fags walked in and were seated. The waiter asked, "Would you gentlemen like to see a menu?"
The fags responded, "Oh!!! No, No, we'll just have the buffet!"
|What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?|
Push it aside and keep on eating!