A brand new Ajit dialogue: Mona darling, iss ko sleeping pills ke saath Viagra khilaa do...... `Yeh pada bhi rahega... aur khada bhi rahega` |
2 year old son spits on the floor. Wife: We don't spit. If it's in your mouth you swallow it. Husband raises eyebrows. Wife: You shut up! |
SERIOUS HEALTH WARNING: Licking a pussy is very dangerous to your health because it is 5% urine 3% acidic 2% fatty and 90% highly addictive! |
How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you? There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary! |
What's the difference between a micro-wave and a homosexual? A micro-wave doesn't brown your meat! |
What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? A 'Pussy is soft, warm and delightful and it's owned by a 'Cunt! |
The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass. Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny! |
Boyfriend: Honey, let's try anal. Girlfriend: Fuck that shit! Boyfriend: That's the sprit, Baby! |
What doesn't belong in this list: 1. Meat 2. Eggs 3. Wife 4. Blowjob Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife; but you can't beat a blowjob! |
Five men were sitting around the table at a restaurant bragging about who had the largest dick. Finally
one guy said, "I'll settle this; let's all put our dicks on the table- that will decide it." At about that time two fags walked in and were seated. The waiter asked, "Would you gentlemen like to see a menu?" The fags responded, "Oh!!! No, No, we'll just have the buffet!" |