|Q: What's difference between cricketers n condoms?|
A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops!
|A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!|
|Wishing you a seductive & wonderful day licked by luv & penetrated by heavenly graces & may all your misfortunes be ejaculated!|
|If u have two balls between ur legs it means u r man.|
If u have have four, it does not means that u r superman, iska matlab aapki koi ga#d mar raha hai.
|Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration.|
Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
|All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.|
|Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?|
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.
|Q: What is the height of shock?|
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!
|A gal with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck n asked: Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga?|
He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to `Jadugar'.
|Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!|