|Sex is evil,|
Evil is sin,
Sin is forgiven,
So stick it in.
|Luv is a sensation that is caused by temptation. The boy puts his location in the girl's destination. Do u get my explanation or wanna free demonstration?|
|Old chinese proverb says: "Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok."|
|MEN-opause, MEN-strual pain, MEN-tal illness, GUY-necologist, HIS-terectomy. Ever noticed how women's problems start with men??|
|Sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny then fuck yourself and safe your money.|
|Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'Goods delivered are not returnable.'|
Groom gave another note back to father: 'Contract void if seal is broken.'
|He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!|
|Man: May l hv some condoms please. I'm giving my gal a gift tonight.|
Clerk: Shall I gift wrap them?
Man: No, the condoms will serve as a wrapper for the gift.
|Sex is good, sex is fine.|
doggy style or 69,
just 4 fun or getting paid,
everyone loves getting laid,
so if u want me in the sack,
lick ur lips n text me back.
|Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.|