• Height of Trust:
    Two cannibals giving each other a blow-job!
  • They have made a new drug for depressed lesbians. And they named it... Trycoxagain!
  • A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?"
    The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea"!
  • Friend 1: Can't believe after all the shit they have been through they're still together. Friend 2: Who?
    Friend 1: Your bum cheeks!
  • A good woman will perform at least 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69!
    A good woman will perform at least 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69!
  • I'm sick of people knocking on my door looking for donations.
    Just had a woman from sperm bank... Boy, did I give her a mouthful.
  • You may love a girl very deeply. But you cannot express it more deeper than 5 or 6 inches!
  • A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drink blood?"
    The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea"!
  • The best way to break up is
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    ..
    ...
    ....
    farting while 69!
  • 2 prostitutes were on their way home after work, in a taxi.
    1st: I smell sperm!
    2nd: Sorry, I burped!
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