|Lady to Doctor: When I was unmarried, I had 6 abortions. Now I am married but can't get pregnant.|
Doctor: You are a "Wild Bird" you can't breed in a ZOO!
|A doctor had a fight with his wife.|
Angry wife took revenge by eating an apple every night!
|What do puppies and near-sighted gynaecologists have in common?|
|Her friend said, "You're beautiful, you have dozens of men that adore you. Why is this dentist THE man for you?"|
"Because," she explained "he is the first man that ever said to me 'SPIT, don't SWALLOW'!"
|There was a nurse in theatre who was nicknamed "Appendix".|
Because every surgeon took her out!
|A gynae's job is perhaps one of the dirtiest. O'vary not... I'll spare you the details!|
|A doctor was advising a couple after he performed minor surgery on the wife. "It will take you seven days to heal, so no sex for a week."|
Wife: Did you hear that?
Husband: Yes, but he was talking to you!
|A lady recognises her male gynaecologist at an airport and greets him - How are you, Doctor? Did you recognise me? I am your patient.|
Doctor: I am really sorry but I can't recognise my patients just from the face!
|At a funeral of a Cardiologist, the coffin was heart shaped. A lady started laughing. When asked why, she responded, "I'm thinking about my funeral. I'm a Gynaecologist!"|
|On wedding night, the dentist doesn't get an erection so he used his finger.|
His wife asked, "What is this?"
Dentist replied, "Darling, it's a temporary filling"!