|A woman walks into a gynaecologist's office who greets her with, "At your cervix, madam!"|
The woman replies, "Dilated to meet you!"
|Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odour.|
"Do you wash?" the doc asked the rank young girl.
"Oh, yes", Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible."
"Well", the doc concluded, "Go home and wash, Possible!"
|A bisexual doctor was mounted on a woman who couldn't conceive children. And the woman's husband was mounted on the doctor.|
When confronted by a nurse, the doctor eplied, "I am checking as to who actually is deficient, the wife or the husband!"