• I believe in love at first sight... but cheap people call it erection!
    I believe in love at first sight... but cheap people call it erection!
  • There are two types of people:<br/>
Jo Rose Dete Hain<br/>
Jo Roz Lete Hain!
    There are two types of people:
    Jo Rose Dete Hain
    Jo Roz Lete Hain!
  • How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
    How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
  • Friends are like orgasms.<br/>
Nobody wants a fake one!
    Friends are like orgasms.
    Nobody wants a fake one!
  • I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need!
    I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need!
  • Hold her hands in public, <br/>
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Fold her legs in private!
    Hold her hands in public,
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    Fold her legs in private!
  • Do you sleep on your stomach?
    No?
    Can I?
  • Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma sutra positions.
  • Love is very strong,
    It can remove Tears, Fears and Underwears!
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