• How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
    How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
  • Friends are like orgasms.<br/>
Nobody wants a fake one!
    Friends are like orgasms.
    Nobody wants a fake one!
  • I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need!
    I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need!
  • Hold her hands in public, <br/>
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Fold her legs in private!
    Hold her hands in public,
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    Fold her legs in private!
  • Do you sleep on your stomach?
    No?
    Can I?
  • Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma sutra positions.
  • Love is very strong,
    It can remove Tears, Fears and Underwears!
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  • The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick
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her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.
    The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick is because...
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    her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.
  • I hate to open Whatsapp videos and pics in public,
because I don't trust my friends at all Saale, Kuch Bhi Nanga-Punga Bhej Dete Hain!<br/>
    I hate to open Whatsapp videos and pics in public, because I don't trust my friends at all Saale, Kuch Bhi Nanga-Punga Bhej Dete Hain!