|Kal Se Jo Shuru Hone Wala Hai,|
Usko Dekhne Ke Liye Bhagwaan Sabhi Singles Ko Shakti Pradaan Kare!
|I believe in love at first sight... but cheap people call it erection!|
|There are two types of people:|
Jo Rose Dete Hain
Jo Roz Lete Hain!
|How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?|
|Friends are like orgasms.|
Nobody wants a fake one!
|I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need!|
|Hold her hands in public, |
Fold her legs in private!
|Do you sleep on your stomach?|
|Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma sutra positions.|
|Love is very strong,|
It can remove Tears, Fears and Underwears!