• Friends are like orgasms.<br/>
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    Friends are like orgasms.
    Nobody wants a fake one!
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    I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need!
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    Hold her hands in public,
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    Fold her legs in private!
  • Do you sleep on your stomach?
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    Can I?
  • Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma sutra positions.
  • Love is very strong,
    It can remove Tears, Fears and Underwears!
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her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.Upload to Facebook
    The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick is because...
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    her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.
  • I hate to open Whatsapp videos and pics in public,
because I don't trust my friends at all Saale, Kuch Bhi Nanga-Punga Bhej Dete Hain!<br/>Upload to Facebook
    I hate to open Whatsapp videos and pics in public, because I don't trust my friends at all Saale, Kuch Bhi Nanga-Punga Bhej Dete Hain!
  • I believe in love at first sight but science calls it...
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    Erection!