|I believe in love at first sight but science calls it...|
|Dedicated to all my friends for 14th Feb...|
Honge Tum Kisi Ke "Jaanu', "Baby", "Sweetheart", "Shona", "Babu", "Bachha" etc etc...
Hamare Liye Toh Tum Gaandu The... Laude ho... Aur Chutiye Hi Rahoge.
|A smile to put you on high,|
A kiss to set your soul alright,
Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
|You're too hot. Let me blow you!|
|Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory!|
|Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them!|
|Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!|
|Always be patient, even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time!|
|And by "k" I mean "fuck you`!|
|Are you a power button? Because you turn me on!|