• Dedicated to all my friends for 14th Feb...
    Honge Tum Kisi Ke "Jaanu', "Baby", "Sweetheart", "Shona", "Babu", "Bachha" etc etc...
    Hamare Liye Toh Tum Gaandu The... Laude ho... Aur Chutiye Hi Rahoge.
  • A smile to put you on high,<br/>
A kiss to set your soul alright,<br/>
Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
    A smile to put you on high,
    A kiss to set your soul alright,
    Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
  • You're too hot. Let me blow you!
    You're too hot. Let me blow you!
  • Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory!
    Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory!
  • Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them!
    Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them!
  • Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!
    Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!
  • Always be patient, even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time!
    Always be patient, even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time!
  • And by `k` I mean `fuck you`!
    And by "k" I mean "fuck you`!
  • Are you a power button? Because you turn me on!
    Are you a power button? Because you turn me on!
  • Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!
    Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!
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