• Dedicated to all my friends for 14th Feb...
    Honge Tum Kisi Ke "Jaanu', "Baby", "Sweetheart", "Shona", "Babu", "Bachha" etc etc...
    Hamare Liye Toh Tum Gaandu The... Laude ho... Aur Chutiye Hi Rahoge.
  • A smile to put you on high,<br/>
A kiss to set your soul alright,<br/>
Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?Upload to Facebook
    A smile to put you on high,
    A kiss to set your soul alright,
    Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
  • You're too hot. Let me blow you!Upload to Facebook
    You're too hot. Let me blow you!
  • Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory!Upload to Facebook
    Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory!
  • Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them!Upload to Facebook
    Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them!
  • Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!Upload to Facebook
    Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!
  • Always be patient, even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time!Upload to Facebook
    Always be patient, even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time!
  • And by `k` I mean `fuck you`!Upload to Facebook
    And by "k" I mean "fuck you`!
  • Are you a power button? Because you turn me on!Upload to Facebook
    Are you a power button? Because you turn me on!
  • Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!Upload to Facebook
    Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!