|Sex is fun. sex is fine,|
Doggy style or 69,
Just 4 fun or getting paid,
Everyone loves getting laid,
So if u want me in the sack,
Just lick ur lips & text me back.
|God created the world in SIX days, but took him centuries to come up with someone...|
|You are cute, you are adorable, sexy, n great,|
Now I broke the ice, would you like to mate?
|Sex is good, sex is fine. Doggy style or 69. Just 4 fun or getting paid, everyone loves getting laid. So if u want me in the sack, lick ur lips n text me back.|
|Are mice giving you trouble?|
Than you must have a good pussy!
|I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you; you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!|
|Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!|
|Ur my Funny, Understanding, Cute, Kind, Intelligent, Naughty, Great, Sweet, Honest, Independent, Truthful friend in short u r my F.U.C.K.I.N.G S.H.I.T. friend.|
|Feeling bored? Think of me.|
Feeling sad? Call me.
Feeling lonely? See me.
Feeling horny? Use ur hand & njoy the art of messaging.
|I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 069 distracting public with ur xtreme good looks & sex appeal. Remain silent & report 2 my bedroom.|