• Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
  • I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
  • God made butter, god made cheese; god made you for me to squeeze.
    God made whiskey, god made Pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
  • U r so sexy u drive me insane, I luv u so much that my heart is in pain. Ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber, oh damn I'm sorry I have the wrong number.
  • Kisses blown r kisses wasted. Kisses r not kisses unless they r tasted.
    Kisses spread germs and germs r hated, but u can kiss me baby I'm vaccinated.
  • A gud friend is like a gud bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
  • Remember: If u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz FUCK stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!