• The difference between me and mosquito is,<br/>
a mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it!
    The difference between me and mosquito is,
    a mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it!
  • Boy: Your dress is too short.<br/>
Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration!
    Boy: Your dress is too short.
    Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration!
  • R.I.P. to the virgin vaginas that were lost on Valentine's Day over a few roses!
    R.I.P. to the virgin vaginas that were lost on Valentine's Day over a few roses!
  • I think you are pretty F**king Stupid!
  • The sheer problem faced by me because of my immense love for you is that every time I miss you, I don't have enough strength and thus can't...
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    wank!
  • Love is photogenic... it needs darkness to develop!
    Love is photogenic... it needs darkness to develop!
  • Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE!
    Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE!
  • You must be tired after everything we did in my dream last night!
    You must be tired after everything we did in my dream last night!
  • What do you call a woman who loves small penises?<br/>
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Your girlfriend!
    What do you call a woman who loves small penises?
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    Your girlfriend!
  • Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore;<br/>
Close Your Legs They're Not A Door!
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore;
    Close Your Legs They're Not A Door!
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