|Your best friend has three girlfriends.|
Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me.
All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates.
Three days ago Doe kisses him.
Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex.
Yesterday, who sucks his Dick?
|Come touch me gently, baby and make me yours;|
I like your sweet smell, it makes me want you more.
Make love to me, stay in my arms and hug me tight;
I am your babe forever and not for just only one night!
|Love happens when your spouse is out of town!|
|I just want to put onions in your pants and cry myself to sleep!|
|My name is XYZ... remember it by heart, you'll be screaming it later!|
|I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight!|
|You're my Funny, Understanding, Cute, Kind, Intelligent, Naughty, God-fearing, Sweet, Honest, Independent and Truthful friend.|
In short, you're my...
F.U.C.K.I.N.G. S.H.I.T. friend!
|Bitch, please! The only thing virgin about you is your nose. And even that's been fingered!|
|Those pants would look better on my floor!|
|If I were you, I'd have sex with me!|