• I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked!
  • You're so ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!
  • My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for a midnight mass?
    My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for a midnight mass?
  • Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
  • Love surely comes from the heart... but I suspect that Boobs contribute a lot!
  • Nice legs... what time do they open?
    Nice legs... what time do they open?
  • I want to kiss your lips. The ones below your belly!
  • Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find!
    Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find!
  • Lust is, knowing her bra size;
    Love is, knowing her shoe size!
  • What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip?
    We used to be close before we let some dick get between us!
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