|I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked!|
|You're so ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!|
|My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for a midnight mass?|
|Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.|
|Love surely comes from the heart... but I suspect that Boobs contribute a lot!|
|Nice legs... what time do they open?|
|I want to kiss your lips. The ones below your belly!|
|Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find!|
|Lust is, knowing her bra size;|
Love is, knowing her shoe size!
|What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip?|
We used to be close before we let some dick get between us!