|Banta offered orange to Santa.|
Yeh Teri Fadi, Yeh Teri Behan Ki Fadi, Ye Teri Maa Ki Fadi.
Santa in the evening while celebrating Lohri with Banta offered him goodies: Yeh Teri Lodi, Yeh Teri Behan Ki Lodi, Yeh Teri Maa Ki Lodi!
|Santa Ki Apni Patni Se Ladai Ho Gaye.|
Banta Ne Santa Ko Call Kiya: Happy Lohri, Bhai Mein Lohri Mana Raha Hu. Tu Kya Kar Raha Hai?
Santa: Tu Lohri Mana Raha Hai... Mein Bhen Ki Lohri Ko Mana Raha Hu!
|What would happen if the pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?|
We would eat pussy every thanksgiving!
|My neighbour's daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady costume for months now.|
|I can't wait to see what my ex wife will be this Halloween. Last year she was a cunt.|
|Halloween is an excuse for girls not to wear tampons for the day.|
|I can't wait to see what my ex girlfriend will be this Halloween. Last year, she was a cunt.|