|If I choose you over sleep, you must be f**king special!|
|I tried to send you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox!|
|I am not a crazy man, I do not seek perfection. All I want is a hot chick, to handle my erection.|
|I really deeply wish that you were here with me in my room.|
And on my bed, lights switched off and we get under the cover together...
to show you how my watch glows in the dark!
|Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like your legs and all that's between.|
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