|You must be tired after everything we did in my dream last night!|
|If I choose you over sleep, you must be f**king special!|
|I tried to send you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox!|
|I am not a crazy man, I do not seek perfection. All I want is a hot chick, to handle my erection.|
|I really deeply wish that you were here with me in my room.|
And on my bed, lights switched off and we get under the cover together...
to show you how my watch glows in the dark!
|Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like your legs and all that's between.|
|Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good.|
|A woman walked into a sex shop to buy a vibrator. She asked the man at the counter, "Where are the vibrators?"|
He said, "Follow me, come this way" by waggling with his finger.
She responded, "If I could come this way, why would I need a vibrator, you idiot ?"
|I'm in my bed, you're in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.|
|Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!|