You must be tired after everything we did in my dream last night!
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If I choose you over sleep, you must be f**king special!
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I tried to send you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox!
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I am not a crazy man, I do not seek perfection. All I want is a hot chick, to handle my erection.
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I really deeply wish that you were here with me in my room.
And on my bed, lights switched off and we get under the cover together...
to show you how my watch glows in the dark!
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Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like your legs and all that's between.
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Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good.
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A woman walked into a sex shop to buy a vibrator. She asked the man at the counter, "Where are the vibrators?"
He said, "Follow me, come this way" by waggling with his finger.
She responded, "If I could come this way, why would I need a vibrator, you idiot ?"
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I'm in my bed, you're in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.
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Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
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