|I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.|
|God made butter, god made cheese; god made you for me to squeeze.|
God made whiskey, god made Pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
|U r so sexy u drive me insane, I luv u so much that my heart is in pain. Ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber, oh damn I'm sorry I have the wrong number.|
|Kisses blown r kisses wasted. Kisses r not kisses unless they r tasted.|
Kisses spread germs and germs r hated, but u can kiss me baby I'm vaccinated.