• Friends are like orgasms.<br/>
Nobody wants a fake one!
    Friends are like orgasms.
    Nobody wants a fake one!
  • I hate to open Whatsapp videos and pics in public,
because I don't trust my friends at all Saale, Kuch Bhi Nanga-Punga Bhej Dete Hain!<br/>
    I hate to open Whatsapp videos and pics in public, because I don't trust my friends at all Saale, Kuch Bhi Nanga-Punga Bhej Dete Hain!
  • Dedicated to all my friends for 14th Feb...
    Honge Tum Kisi Ke "Jaanu', "Baby", "Sweetheart", "Shona", "Babu", "Bachha" etc etc...
    Hamare Liye Toh Tum Gaandu The... Laude ho... Aur Chutiye Hi Rahoge.
  • Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!
    Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!
  • You're my Funny, Understanding, Cute, Kind, Intelligent, Naughty, God-fearing, Sweet, Honest, Independent and Truthful friend.
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    F.U.C.K.I.N.G. S.H.I.T. friend!
  • Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples... Bloody POINTLESS!
  • For a man, his friends are precious like his balls... very close, always reachable, hanging around doing nothing; and without them he is not a man!
  • I'm one boob, you're the other boob and together... we're breast friends!
    I'm one boob, you're the other boob and together... we're breast friends!
  • Love your enemies... just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards!
    Love your enemies... just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards!
  • FRIENDS are like PANTIES:
    Some are classy;
    Some are cheap;
    Some pep you up;
    Some are your favourite;
    Some give you confidence;
    Some get a little twisted;
    Some simply crawl up your butts;
    Some don't have the strength to hold you up;
    And some actually cover your butt when you need them to!