|Friends are like orgasms.|
Nobody wants a fake one!
|I hate to open Whatsapp videos and pics in public,
because I don't trust my friends at all Saale, Kuch Bhi Nanga-Punga Bhej Dete Hain!|
|Dedicated to all my friends for 14th Feb...|
Honge Tum Kisi Ke "Jaanu', "Baby", "Sweetheart", "Shona", "Babu", "Bachha" etc etc...
Hamare Liye Toh Tum Gaandu The... Laude ho... Aur Chutiye Hi Rahoge.
|Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!|
|You're my Funny, Understanding, Cute, Kind, Intelligent, Naughty, God-fearing, Sweet, Honest, Independent and Truthful friend.|
In short, you're my...
F.U.C.K.I.N.G. S.H.I.T. friend!
|Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples... Bloody POINTLESS!|
|For a man, his friends are precious like his balls... very close, always reachable, hanging around doing nothing; and without them he is not a man!|
|I'm one boob, you're the other boob and together... we're breast friends!|
|Love your enemies... just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards!|
|FRIENDS are like PANTIES:|
Some are classy;
Some are cheap;
Some pep you up;
Some are your favourite;
Some give you confidence;
Some get a little twisted;
Some simply crawl up your butts;
Some don't have the strength to hold you up;
And some actually cover your butt when you need them to!