|Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake...|
But I love them all!
I mean, my friends!
|A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds you up when you are down ; and always close to the heart.|
Love you, Dear Bra!
|Growing up means realizing that a lot of your childhood friends are assholes!|
|Friends are like boobs, some are real and some are fake!|
|Remember when you need a good FUCK, I'll always be here for you. It's because FUCK stands for:|
So promise me that we will good FUCK forever!
|There are 3 things in life that cause unnecessary problems when they break:|
|Friendship is like peeing on yourself... Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.|
|Friends are like butt cheeks;|
Shit may come between them but they always stick together.
Thanks for being my butt and the butt of my jokes!
|Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.|
|Friends are like an Underwear - always a comfort.|
Good friends are like a Condom - always protecting.
Great friends are like a Viagra - lift you up when you are down!